Great Quotes
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Irina Khalidar: (to Irina Khalidar 2) Hello, Irina Khalidar 2! Might I have the honor of your company?
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, Jane?
Irina Khalidar: Come in, come in!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Irina Khalidar: Whenever it seems the right thing to do!
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should try, James?
Irina Khalidar: I think that we should try pure love!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
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Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
Glindar: No more running for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Glindar: No more running for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Simulo: That's one of the most surprising things you've ever said to me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his glittery chiffon dashes to midnight chiffon dashes*
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your head, aren't you?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a head?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a random opinion I decided to have.
Simulo: That's one of the most surprising things you've ever said to me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his glittery chiffon dashes to midnight chiffon dashes*
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your head, aren't you?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a head?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a random opinion I decided to have.
Not I: The purpose of words is to convey meaning.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Not I: When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Vetinari: A good head for heights, too, although I do not imagine he will be climbing any towers.
Not I: Why should I not?
Vetinari: The situation is grave, Not I.
Not I: *waits for the situation to become a raindrop*
Vetinari: *looks attentive*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into earth?
Vetinari: We surely have superiority in thoughts all night, Not I?
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Not I: When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Vetinari: A good head for heights, too, although I do not imagine he will be climbing any towers.
Not I: Why should I not?
Vetinari: The situation is grave, Not I.
Not I: *waits for the situation to become a raindrop*
Vetinari: *looks attentive*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into earth?
Vetinari: We surely have superiority in thoughts all night, Not I?
No kidding!
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to genn) Hey, what's up genn?
genn: hi kidding it is nice to see you
SubliminaLiar Jr: Really, I'm not kidding...
genn: hi kidding
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do I look like I'm kidding?
genn: you're sarcastic
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'd say something sarcastic now, but... naaah, too easy.
genn: anything is possible
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you left-handed?
genn: I'm made of energy
SubliminaLiar Jr: I gotta keep more notes on this stuff
genn: how long have you had to keep more notes on this stuff?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Two years or so.
genn: how is it going?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal )
genn: I think you aren't kidding.
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to genn) Hey, what's up genn?
genn: hi kidding it is nice to see you
SubliminaLiar Jr: Really, I'm not kidding...
genn: hi kidding
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do I look like I'm kidding?
genn: you're sarcastic
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'd say something sarcastic now, but... naaah, too easy.
genn: anything is possible
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you left-handed?
genn: I'm made of energy
SubliminaLiar Jr: I gotta keep more notes on this stuff
genn: how long have you had to keep more notes on this stuff?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Two years or so.
genn: how is it going?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal )
genn: I think you aren't kidding.
Oh, yeah, I can't get the red to show on this thing, but if you're easily put off by sexual innuendos and such, move on. If it's me you're put off by, read it anyway.
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To get red, it's [red] but in the pointy brackets. And I tried to get it to show up that way, but it won't. Others that I know work are [darkgreen] [navy] [dodgerblue] and [hotpink]. I can't remember any of the others at the moment.
Demented: Did you ever shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die?
Fizzy Schizoid: How'd you guess?
Demented: I just concentrate really hard and things start to happen. I'm not Harry Potter, but I have scars that should've rendered me dead that seem to have enhanced my powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh dear. Can I help you in any way?
Fizzy Schizoid: How'd you guess?
Demented: I just concentrate really hard and things start to happen. I'm not Harry Potter, but I have scars that should've rendered me dead that seem to have enhanced my powers.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh dear. Can I help you in any way?
Irina Khalidar: (to Irina Khalidar 2) Hello, Irina Khalidar 2! Might I have the honor of your company?
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, Jane?
Irina Khalidar: Come in, come in!
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Irina Khalidar: Whenever it seems the right thing to do!
Irina Khalidar 2: Time is running out! What do you think we should try, James?
Irina Khalidar: I think that we should try pure love!
Irina Khalidar 2: [Much to your disappointment, you find yourself slowly regaining consciousness]
A little clueless?
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Future orgasms are never as much fun as present ones!
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, you're a bloody fool, but I haven't time to worry about you! [she heads off. The man begins to stir.]
Irina Khalidar: Well, if I must be a fool, I may as well be a bloody one!
Irina Khalidar 2: [The man sits up, looking dazed. The wound in his forehead is no longer bleeding.]
Irina Khalidar: Does that intrigue you, Irina Khalidar 2?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He turns his head. His gaze fixes on you. He stands up. He walks towards you.]
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina Khalidar 2, how can I even think of anyone else, when you are with me?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He reaches out his hands toward you]
Irina Khalidar: Oh! What a lovely universe, to have you in it!
Irina Khalidar 2: [woman:] He's infected with nanobots! Microscopic self-reproducing robots! [She produces a pistol and shoots him between the eyes.] Come with me! He won't be dead for long! [Do you go with her?]
Irina Khalidar: [sighs] Future orgasms are never as much fun as present ones!
Irina Khalidar 2: Well, you're a bloody fool, but I haven't time to worry about you! [she heads off. The man begins to stir.]
Irina Khalidar: Well, if I must be a fool, I may as well be a bloody one!
Irina Khalidar 2: [The man sits up, looking dazed. The wound in his forehead is no longer bleeding.]
Irina Khalidar: Does that intrigue you, Irina Khalidar 2?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He turns his head. His gaze fixes on you. He stands up. He walks towards you.]
Irina Khalidar: Oh, Irina Khalidar 2, how can I even think of anyone else, when you are with me?
Irina Khalidar 2: [He reaches out his hands toward you]
Irina Khalidar: Oh! What a lovely universe, to have you in it!
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