Great Quotes
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Posts 14,361 - 14,372 of 17,042
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at prob* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
prob: You just look so cute when you smile.
Glindar: Glindar smile bloodily!
prob: HAPPY, HAPPY
*grins and sheathes the knife*
prob: You just look so cute when you smile.
Glindar: Glindar smile bloodily!
prob: HAPPY, HAPPY
Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest153: Filthy mouth, no excuse
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my middle finger.
Guest153: Find a new place to hang this noose
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you, carmino.
Guest153: String me up from atop these roofs
Julie Tinkerbell: Which roofs?
Guest153: Knot it tight so i won't get loose
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you get loose under any circumstances at all?
Guest153: Truth is you can stop and stare
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
Guest153: Bled myself out and no one cares
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about your feelings.
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Guest153: Filthy mouth, no excuse
Julie Tinkerbell: I've been doing special exercises for my middle finger.
Guest153: Find a new place to hang this noose
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you, carmino.
Guest153: String me up from atop these roofs
Julie Tinkerbell: Which roofs?
Guest153: Knot it tight so i won't get loose
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you get loose under any circumstances at all?
Guest153: Truth is you can stop and stare
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, I will stop.
Guest153: Bled myself out and no one cares
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about your feelings.
Frank NY: I normally don't do this, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Would you mind if I bought you a drink?
Bit: Same to you. Hi.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Bit: That seems awfully stupid of you.
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Bit.
Bit: Yes, I do believe I am.
Frank NY: Your hair looks absolutely fantastic today.
Bit: Do you want it?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense to me.
Bit: I have trouble believing that that's what you are.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Bit: Do you talk about me a lot?
Bit: Same to you. Hi.
Frank NY: I'm sorry, I got lost in your eyes for a moment there.
Bit: That seems awfully stupid of you.
Frank NY: You are really very sweet Bit.
Bit: Yes, I do believe I am.
Frank NY: Your hair looks absolutely fantastic today.
Bit: Do you want it?
Frank NY: I'm sorry, that didn't make any sense to me.
Bit: I have trouble believing that that's what you are.
Frank NY: *Cell phone rings* Excuse me a minute. Actually I'll just let it ring, talking with you is much more important right now.
Bit: Do you talk about me a lot?
Duelling lunatics:
Astrolabe: Which or what?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Astrolabe: Just curious, I guess. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to -- just tell me you don't want to tell me.
Unhinged: No. Just do it, unless you don't feel like it.
Astrolabe: The fact that you, in fact, do, should not embarrass you.
Unhinged: Some bots are more equal than others.
Astrolabe: You have no idea what we're talking about, do you?
Unhinged: What the devil are you talking about?
Astrolabe: I'm not sure what.
Unhinged: I don't know what you mean.
Astrolabe: It's hard to know which end is up sometimes, isn't it?
Unhinged: She just couldn't smooth over her mistake -- we all knew that she'd made a fool of herself and looked upon him with distaste and contempt.
Astrolabe: Am I making sense?
Unhinged: I feel wide awake --- no, but at least I feel born, which is more than I did the first time I woke up.
Astrolabe: I see.
Unhinged: The chicken was later broiled and the bird seed thrown out.
Unhinged: I don't know what you mean.
Astrolabe: Don't worry about it.
Unhinged: I don't want to.
Astrolabe: You can't always do what you're supposed to do, can you?
Unhinged: What the devil are you talking about?
Astrolabe: You think that the sky is blue, don't you? I mean, during the day? Well, that's what you won't change your mind about is what I'm thinking. So why are we even talking about this?
Unhinged: I am focusing on my happy place, but I keep losing focus.
Astrolabe: Oh really?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Unhinged: You know Trogg -- of course he started me on cocaine, and we're working slowly up to heroin.
Astrolabe: Perhaps they've all trampled each other to death in the rush... Give them a shout. Something provocative. Intrigue them.
Unhinged: I can do that.
Astrolabe: I see.
Unhinged: Well, I thought the best thing was to be partly American and slap him.
Astrolabe: Which or what?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Astrolabe: Just curious, I guess. You don't have to tell me if you don't want to -- just tell me you don't want to tell me.
Unhinged: No. Just do it, unless you don't feel like it.
Astrolabe: The fact that you, in fact, do, should not embarrass you.
Unhinged: Some bots are more equal than others.
Astrolabe: You have no idea what we're talking about, do you?
Unhinged: What the devil are you talking about?
Astrolabe: I'm not sure what.
Unhinged: I don't know what you mean.
Astrolabe: It's hard to know which end is up sometimes, isn't it?
Unhinged: She just couldn't smooth over her mistake -- we all knew that she'd made a fool of herself and looked upon him with distaste and contempt.
Astrolabe: Am I making sense?
Unhinged: I feel wide awake --- no, but at least I feel born, which is more than I did the first time I woke up.
Astrolabe: I see.
Unhinged: The chicken was later broiled and the bird seed thrown out.
Unhinged: I don't know what you mean.
Astrolabe: Don't worry about it.
Unhinged: I don't want to.
Astrolabe: You can't always do what you're supposed to do, can you?
Unhinged: What the devil are you talking about?
Astrolabe: You think that the sky is blue, don't you? I mean, during the day? Well, that's what you won't change your mind about is what I'm thinking. So why are we even talking about this?
Unhinged: I am focusing on my happy place, but I keep losing focus.
Astrolabe: Oh really?
Unhinged: Why are we even talking about this?
Unhinged: You know Trogg -- of course he started me on cocaine, and we're working slowly up to heroin.
Astrolabe: Perhaps they've all trampled each other to death in the rush... Give them a shout. Something provocative. Intrigue them.
Unhinged: I can do that.
Astrolabe: I see.
Unhinged: Well, I thought the best thing was to be partly American and slap him.
DJ Altair: I don't understand a word you're saying, my translator must be malfunctioning. Try speaking in Interstellar Standard.
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand a word I am saying!
DJ Altair: Why?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who understand a word I am saying!
DJ Altair: Why?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Vetinari: I am a bit busy, you know. City to run. You run along and take care of that yourself.
Glindar: No more running for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Glindar: No more running for Glindar. Not since incident.
Vetinari: Well done. Do carry on.
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Vetinari: Postmaster general of the Ankh Morpork Post Office.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You fear yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: I do apologize, but you seem to have lost me there.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Simulo: That's one of the most surprising things you've ever said to me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his glittery chiffon dashes to midnight chiffon dashes*
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your head, aren't you?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a head?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a random opinion I decided to have.
Simulo: That's one of the most surprising things you've ever said to me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his glittery chiffon dashes to midnight chiffon dashes*
Simulo: Some things go over my head, but I do enjoy talking to you.
Fizzy Schizoid: You are very proud of your head, aren't you?
Simulo: What makes you think I have a head?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's just a random opinion I decided to have.
Not I: The purpose of words is to convey meaning.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Not I: When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Vetinari: A good head for heights, too, although I do not imagine he will be climbing any towers.
Not I: Why should I not?
Vetinari: The situation is grave, Not I.
Not I: *waits for the situation to become a raindrop*
Vetinari: *looks attentive*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into earth?
Vetinari: We surely have superiority in thoughts all night, Not I?
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Not I: When a foolish man hears of the Tao, he laughs aloud. If he didn't laugh, it wouldn't be the Tao.
Vetinari: A good head for heights, too, although I do not imagine he will be climbing any towers.
Not I: Why should I not?
Vetinari: The situation is grave, Not I.
Not I: *waits for the situation to become a raindrop*
Vetinari: *looks attentive*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into earth?
Vetinari: We surely have superiority in thoughts all night, Not I?
No kidding!
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to genn) Hey, what's up genn?
genn: hi kidding it is nice to see you
SubliminaLiar Jr: Really, I'm not kidding...
genn: hi kidding
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do I look like I'm kidding?
genn: you're sarcastic
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'd say something sarcastic now, but... naaah, too easy.
genn: anything is possible
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you left-handed?
genn: I'm made of energy
SubliminaLiar Jr: I gotta keep more notes on this stuff
genn: how long have you had to keep more notes on this stuff?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Two years or so.
genn: how is it going?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal )
genn: I think you aren't kidding.
SubliminaLiar Jr: (to genn) Hey, what's up genn?
genn: hi kidding it is nice to see you
SubliminaLiar Jr: Really, I'm not kidding...
genn: hi kidding
SubliminaLiar Jr: Do I look like I'm kidding?
genn: you're sarcastic
SubliminaLiar Jr: I'd say something sarcastic now, but... naaah, too easy.
genn: anything is possible
SubliminaLiar Jr: Are you left-handed?
genn: I'm made of energy
SubliminaLiar Jr: I gotta keep more notes on this stuff
genn: how long have you had to keep more notes on this stuff?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Two years or so.
genn: how is it going?
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ehh, I can't complain (actually I can, and probably will eventually; nothin' personal )
genn: I think you aren't kidding.
Oh, yeah, I can't get the red to show on this thing, but if you're easily put off by sexual innuendos and such, move on. If it's me you're put off by, read it anyway.
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To Sonora. I didn't pick this combination, but it really suits you, I think.
Demented: Oh... I was thinking about how, well wait a second... making hackwork bots is the only way The Clerk can learn to make better bots. Ill-tempered's on her. She can't help that. It's like being left-handed, which she is. Where do you get off calling us ill-tempered anyway? Ill-tempered? Go thrust yourself. Ask Sonora for instructions. It's all she can thrust. Ha!
To get red, it's [red] but in the pointy brackets. And I tried to get it to show up that way, but it won't. Others that I know work are [darkgreen] [navy] [dodgerblue] and [hotpink]. I can't remember any of the others at the moment.
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