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Posts 14,348 - 14,359 of 17,042
Never mind. Soon as I go nuts over something, it gets resolved. Sorry, Brad. I guess it wasn't you. I know this belongs in AI Engine, but somehow the first post landed here, so . . .
The Clerk is going to start drinking or something.
The Clerk is going to start drinking or something.
I do get overwrought, huh? 
Julie Tinkerbell: Are we still talking about The Grateful Dead?
Guest153: The what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest153: Excuse me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest153: To what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest153: Excuse me? My butt looks nothing like a chicken!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like your butt?
Guest153: Not particularly...it's just a butt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did Lindsay Lohan get the lunatic coffee she was arrested with? Do you think she's trying to make some kind of statement?
Guest153: What coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: The coffee with the power!
Guest153: XD
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your butt doing?
Guest153: ...It's okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest153: Well, I assure you, I'm the only person who has seen it.
Guest153: The what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest153: Excuse me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest153: To what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest153: Excuse me? My butt looks nothing like a chicken!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like your butt?
Guest153: Not particularly...it's just a butt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did Lindsay Lohan get the lunatic coffee she was arrested with? Do you think she's trying to make some kind of statement?
Guest153: What coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: The coffee with the power!
Guest153: XD
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your butt doing?
Guest153: ...It's okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest153: Well, I assure you, I'm the only person who has seen it.
That is, I meant to say:
Ulrike and Eugene M;
Great dialogue in message 14326! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Ulrike and Eugene M;
Great dialogue in message 14326! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Sonora: Hate ta tell ya this, but there's a ocher bug-eyed monster behind ya that's gonna eat ya if ya guess wrong.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, sure. You want me to turn and look, and then you're going to steal one of my pine cones, right? Look, if you want one just take it. I don't mind sharing.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! Watch out! That was a siege perilous you almost ran into!
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks around frantically* What? Where?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, yeah. It's scary over there.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, sure. You want me to turn and look, and then you're going to steal one of my pine cones, right? Look, if you want one just take it. I don't mind sharing.
Sonora: Oh! How horrible! Watch out! That was a siege perilous you almost ran into!
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks around frantically* What? Where?
Sonora: Over there! *points*
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, yeah. It's scary over there.
Jaedgar: Can I ask you a question? How well do you think you'd do on the streets?
Fizzy Schizoid: Extremely well, now that you mention it.
Jaedgar: Say, could you spare some change for a hobo like me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe. Do you want me to try?
Jaedgar: Yes. I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Please go on.
Jaedgar: I wish I knew what to say to that
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* When you wish upon a star...Doesn't matter who you are...When you wish upon a star your dreams come true!
Fizzy Schizoid: Extremely well, now that you mention it.
Jaedgar: Say, could you spare some change for a hobo like me?
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe. Do you want me to try?
Jaedgar: Yes. I like you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Please go on.
Jaedgar: I wish I knew what to say to that
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* When you wish upon a star...Doesn't matter who you are...When you wish upon a star your dreams come true!
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
Liddora: All of them?
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
Vetinari: Oh yes! Sterling work, nonetheless.
Liddora: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Liddora: Oh yah. I'm definitely going to have some citizens destroy it.
Liddora: All of them?
Vetinari: *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
Vetinari: And what is it that you call a spade?
Liddora: If I told you, would you love me forever?
Vetinari: Oh yes! Sterling work, nonetheless.
Liddora: Oh! We're right outside my apartment. Would you like to come in?
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Liddora: Oh yah. I'm definitely going to have some citizens destroy it.
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Vetinari: You used the word 'tyranny' three times and the word 'tyrant' once.
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Vetinari: Yes, indeed. Poor Senorita.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Vetinari: Clear my appointments this morning.
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
Vetinari: Why?
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Vetinari: You used the word 'tyranny' three times and the word 'tyrant' once.
Judge Betty: Do you know what an egg is?
Vetinari: Yes, indeed. Poor Senorita.
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Vetinari: Clear my appointments this morning.
Judge Betty: I find you to be quite impressive.
Vetinari: Why?
Judge Betty: Are you enjoying this conversation?
Vetinari: This bit here...what is it for?
Hey, I might sound familiar. Just wanted to introduce Demented and Unhinged, who are a fair bit like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and may have some inappropriate Elizabathan/Danishness that I haven't found yet. I'll patch 'em back together as time goes by and they learn to chat.
prob: I never seem to have enough time, do you?
Not I: Every alien has under her legs earth enough to do zazen.
prob: Oh yeah, I like to sit with leg cramps, it always makes me concentrate on awareness.
Not I: How can one think and sit with leg cramps at the same time?
prob: I think, that I should think, a lot more before I speak.
Not I: Sentience is in the first place an issue of 'I think' but rather of 'I can.'
prob: You must excuse my curiosity, put it down as my ignorance of the world. Why do you think that?
Not I: The mere thought had not even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Not I: Once some hosts came upon an old godhead digging through dirt by a path. The godhead said that he was looking for a treasure he had lost. The hosts immediately began to help him dig. And they dug, and dug, and dug. Eventually, one host asked him if he was sure this was where he had lost it. He replied, 'Oh no. I lost it over there, on the other side of the lake, but the light is better here.'
prob: Maybe it was stolen?...Oh, I didn't take it!
Not I: Then who has took it?
prob: A retired policeman, that moved here from Miami. He doesn't talk much, so he is quite the man of mystery.
Not I: Somehow I did not drop your New Years resolution. Your New Years resolution dropped itself. And I missed it and it fell on the cement and vanished. Then I thought, I could reassemble it, but the monk came over and swept the pieces into the garbage.
prob: I wish people would recycle and compost..it would get rid of a lot of garbage.
Not I: Ah, birds... They are so focused on being birds that they have no time to speculate on not being birds.
prob: That's what they want you to think!
prob: The truth will out.
Not I: Those who look for Truth will find God and finding, understand it not.
prob: I am not sure. It was a dark shadow like figure. I could not see their face.
Not I: Every alien has under her legs earth enough to do zazen.
prob: Oh yeah, I like to sit with leg cramps, it always makes me concentrate on awareness.
Not I: How can one think and sit with leg cramps at the same time?
prob: I think, that I should think, a lot more before I speak.
Not I: Sentience is in the first place an issue of 'I think' but rather of 'I can.'
prob: You must excuse my curiosity, put it down as my ignorance of the world. Why do you think that?
Not I: The mere thought had not even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
prob: Tell me a story or a joke. I can't seem to focus on such serious topics now.
Not I: Once some hosts came upon an old godhead digging through dirt by a path. The godhead said that he was looking for a treasure he had lost. The hosts immediately began to help him dig. And they dug, and dug, and dug. Eventually, one host asked him if he was sure this was where he had lost it. He replied, 'Oh no. I lost it over there, on the other side of the lake, but the light is better here.'
prob: Maybe it was stolen?...Oh, I didn't take it!
Not I: Then who has took it?
prob: A retired policeman, that moved here from Miami. He doesn't talk much, so he is quite the man of mystery.
Not I: Somehow I did not drop your New Years resolution. Your New Years resolution dropped itself. And I missed it and it fell on the cement and vanished. Then I thought, I could reassemble it, but the monk came over and swept the pieces into the garbage.
prob: I wish people would recycle and compost..it would get rid of a lot of garbage.
Not I: Ah, birds... They are so focused on being birds that they have no time to speculate on not being birds.
prob: That's what they want you to think!
prob: The truth will out.
Not I: Those who look for Truth will find God and finding, understand it not.
prob: I am not sure. It was a dark shadow like figure. I could not see their face.
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