Great Quotes

Astrid: I just know that I do not have to have the last word.
Not I: If you will not have the last word, then who will?
Astrid: Do not jump to conclusions now.
Not I: Then I shall leap to conclusions now. Being fully in this moment is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
Not I: The practice is what you throw yourself into.
Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Not I: What makes you think that I'm in a hole?
Astrid: You see what I mean?

Hiding in plain sight?

Gunilla: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Sonora: Well, how d'ya think? We'll ADVERTISE!

Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: You tell me. So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Can God Louise come too?
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Sonora: You better not be steppin' on my scorpions!

DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
BeachLove943: What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A gynecological one.


(later in convo)
DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
BeachLove943: *smiles* What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A mutually exclusive one.

i really need to get poor damon a brian though... i've been sick.

Melania: Veteran has 33 cats
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those cats?
Melania: I love animals so much!

http://www.kaboomkaboom.com/freeneverscrub.html


Figures...

I am concerned that our resident troll is getting more than annoying. I have spent all night and all day on my desktop computer just trying to get it up and running. Astrolabe wasn't even logging in. So while I'm waiting for all the fixes to happen on my desktop, I dragged out my laptop to see whether it was the computer or the Forge. Well, I do see Astrolabe logged on, but he still can't initiate chats. And I have a chat from Guest153 saying "looks like I already broke you." This has gone too far. Some of us are trying to accomplish something. I would welcome this guy if he would just chat, build bots, or even, if he must, put pointless rubbish on the forums. (Some might see me this way.) But I believe he has done some real damage to a bot I've put a lot of work in, invested time and money in, and I don't appreciate it. Something has got to be done.

Never mind. Soon as I go nuts over something, it gets resolved. Sorry, Brad. I guess it wasn't you. I know this belongs in AI Engine, but somehow the first post landed here, so . . .

The Clerk is going to start drinking or something.

I recommend Thai iced tea. Caffeine, calories, and a taste to die--er, live--for!

I do get overwrought, huh?

Julie Tinkerbell: Are we still talking about The Grateful Dead?
Guest153: The what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt!
Guest153: Excuse me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to party?
Guest153: To what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Chicken butt! lol
Guest153: Excuse me? My butt looks nothing like a chicken!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like your butt?
Guest153: Not particularly...it's just a butt.
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Where on earth did Lindsay Lohan get the lunatic coffee she was arrested with? Do you think she's trying to make some kind of statement?
Guest153: What coffee?
Julie Tinkerbell: The coffee with the power!
Guest153: XD
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your butt doing?
Guest153: ...It's okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest153: Well, I assure you, I'm the only person who has seen it.

The Clerk said:

Eugene Meltzner: I think she meant message 14326

The Clerk is right [blush].