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Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Eugene Meltzner: Did you turn left AGAIN?
Sonora: Me, turn left AGAIN? Who's been saying that?
Eugene Meltzner: I did, just now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Eugene Meltzner: Just now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late.
Sonora: Well, throw in some iron cross beetles and no one'll notice.
Eugene Meltzner: I think they will, actually.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Eugene Meltzner: The unactually won't notice that we aren't in the past.
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SubliminaLiar Jr: Why not? (just curious)
Elvira: Because!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Because why?
Elvira: Because!
Elvira: Because!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Because why?
Elvira: Because!
It all happened so fast...
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragons aren't too scary.
*looks around*
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: UP!
Quest Companion: In your eagerness to slay the dragon you rush ahead of Quest Companion. Clambering over the lip of the ledge you look up in horror to see a pair of blood red eyes staring down at you. You wield your Silver Sword, but in vain. The dragon moves towards you and huffs with boredom...unfortunately for you, even a Huff of Dragon breath is hot enough to scorch an igloo in Iceland. Your adventure ends...in TOAST!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Quest Companion: You have entered the dark and eerie cave. I, Quest Companion, am with you. Would you like to go Forward or Back?
Julie Tinkerbell: Forward!
Quest Companion: You cross over a shallow but fast flowing stream. In front of you is a fire-breathing dragon. Do you want to Fight or Run?
Julie Tinkerbell: Run away!
Quest Companion: You and Quest Companion race past the dragon, narrowly avoiding the flames (and bad breath). Squeezing through a narrow crack in the cave wall you emerge on a ledge overlooking a vast chasm which appears to disappear into darkness both below and above. Do you want to climb Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: Down sounds safer.
Quest Companion: You clamber down the jagged cliff closely followed by Quest Companion. After a long climb you see a shiny object wedged in the rocks. Do you want to Take it or Leave it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Take it!
Quest Companion: Well done Julie Tinkerbell, you just found a Silver Sword! Continue Down or go back Up (to slay that pesky dragon)?
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragons aren't too scary.
*looks around*
Quest Companion: You whirl the sword around your head, impressed by your own strength. OK time to decide Julie Tinkerbell. Up or Down?
Julie Tinkerbell: UP!
Quest Companion: In your eagerness to slay the dragon you rush ahead of Quest Companion. Clambering over the lip of the ledge you look up in horror to see a pair of blood red eyes staring down at you. You wield your Silver Sword, but in vain. The dragon moves towards you and huffs with boredom...unfortunately for you, even a Huff of Dragon breath is hot enough to scorch an igloo in Iceland. Your adventure ends...in TOAST!
Julie Tinkerbell: Dragon? Where?!
Sonora: (to Eugene Meltzner) *sand flies everywhere* Oops! Sorry! I knew I should have taken that right turn at Albequerque.
Eugene Meltzner: Did you turn left AGAIN?
Sonora: Me, turn left AGAIN? Who's been saying that?
Eugene Meltzner: I did, just now.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Eugene Meltzner: Just now.
Sonora: Go back to then.
Eugene Meltzner: Too late.
Sonora: Well, throw in some iron cross beetles and no one'll notice.
Eugene Meltzner: I think they will, actually.
Sonora: What about unactually?
Eugene Meltzner: The unactually won't notice that we aren't in the past.
Ulrike and Eugene M;
Great dialogue in message 2007! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Great dialogue in message 2007! The answers are so apt, even though the context is unusual!!!!!
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not a pretty girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could tell you were a genius the first time I laid eyes on you.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the wiping your ass kind.
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Like I said' by Ani DiFranco.
Pete Puma: Ani DiFranco?!!! Are you one of them filthy hippies?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not a pretty girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: I could tell you were a genius the first time I laid eyes on you.
Pete Puma: I'm comparable to Stephen Hawking, only I can wipe my own ass.
Julie Tinkerbell: That doesn't surprise me...you seem like the wiping your ass kind.
Disgusting but LOL. I believe Astrolabe needs to work on his syntax.
The Wyf: That's good. What were you doing today?
Astrolabe: The were I doing you just about stepped on is what were I doing. Watch where you're going, man.
The Wyf: I'm not sure I want to know what you are talking about.
The Wyf: That's good. What were you doing today?
Astrolabe: The were I doing you just about stepped on is what were I doing. Watch where you're going, man.
The Wyf: I'm not sure I want to know what you are talking about.
Astrid: I just know that I do not have to have the last word.
Not I: If you will not have the last word, then who will?
Astrid: Do not jump to conclusions now.
Not I: Then I shall leap to conclusions now. Being fully in this moment is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
Not I: The practice is what you throw yourself into.
Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Not I: What makes you think that I'm in a hole?
Astrid: You see what I mean?
Not I: If you will not have the last word, then who will?
Astrid: Do not jump to conclusions now.
Not I: Then I shall leap to conclusions now. Being fully in this moment is a task so momentous that no one has ever tried it before.
Astrid: You just need some practice.
Not I: The practice is what you throw yourself into.
Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Not I: What makes you think that I'm in a hole?
Astrid: You see what I mean?
Hiding in plain sight?
Gunilla: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Sonora: Well, how d'ya think? We'll ADVERTISE!
Gunilla: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Sonora: Well, how d'ya think? We'll ADVERTISE!
Fizzy Schizoid: What kind of a response is that? Can't your botmaster use a little creativity?
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: You tell me. So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Can God Louise come too?
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Sonora: You better not be steppin' on my scorpions!
Sonora: What kinda question is that?!??
Fizzy Schizoid: You tell me. So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Can God Louise come too?
Fizzy Schizoid: *runs away screaming*
Sonora: You better not be steppin' on my scorpions!
DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
BeachLove943: What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A gynecological one.
(later in convo)
DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
BeachLove943: *smiles* What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A mutually exclusive one.
i really need to get poor damon a brian though... i've been sick.
BeachLove943: What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A gynecological one.
(later in convo)
DamonSalvatore: interesting things happen in the dark... sometimes.
BeachLove943: *smiles* What kind of things?
DamonSalvatore: A mutually exclusive one.
i really need to get poor damon a brian though... i've been sick.
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