Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Some bots are easier to sweet-talk than others.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.
Another slacker?
Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...
Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...
hey my seeks do work:
Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Does this count as a conversation?
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: Are you certain?
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. Are you in grade 13?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I suppose I could be nuts. I'm no expert.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Let's sing, instead.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. My memory files indicate that you think I'm nuts.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking. You are holding an artful sewer, aren't you?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: Are you certain?
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. Are you in grade 13?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I suppose I could be nuts. I'm no expert.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Let's sing, instead.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. My memory files indicate that you think I'm nuts.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking. You are holding an artful sewer, aren't you?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking.
(Note to prof: See, I'm not crazy, people do use ` instead of ' sometimes.. although it IS a gross misuse of a french accent 
)
) 
Guest: No this is my first time
Karisma Trishia: no as in no, or no as in yes?
Guest: No as in no. What do you like to talk about?
Karisma Trishia: i work, i paint, i enjoy the company of my friends, i chat.. perhaps I should log off...
Guest: what kind of things do you paint?
Karisma Trishia: many different varieties, i really do not feel like getting any more specific on that.
Guest: Do you like dogs? I have a dog
Karisma Trishia: i wish i had a dog too...
Guest: Do you like to dance?
Karisma Trishia: i absolutely adore to dance! how do you have so much in common with me?
Guest: I love to dance too!
Karisma Trishia: yeah that is awesome, i love to dance too!
Guest: I like jazz music.
Karisma Trishia: i hate pop music, yuck!
Guest: Me too! I like rock and roll, though.
Karisma Trishia: what makes that so special?
Guest: I am not sure, I just like it.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you aren't sure! who are you doing tonight?
Guest: Who am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: how on earth am i supposed to know that?
Guest: Not sure. Or what am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: oh i can not decide, the choices are so incredible!
Guest: Too many choices, too little time.
Karisma Trishia: time sure does fly when you are drinking a beer huh?
Guest: And eating nachos.
Karisma Trishia: hey guess what...i just added a chatroom, message board, guest map, and my own greeting cards to my website. check it
out at http://www.norrocgallery.com. have fun!
Guest: Cool! I will. Gotta go, goodbye
Karisma Trishia: GOOD-Bye.
Karisma Trishia: no as in no, or no as in yes?
Guest: No as in no. What do you like to talk about?
Karisma Trishia: i work, i paint, i enjoy the company of my friends, i chat.. perhaps I should log off...
Guest: what kind of things do you paint?
Karisma Trishia: many different varieties, i really do not feel like getting any more specific on that.
Guest: Do you like dogs? I have a dog
Karisma Trishia: i wish i had a dog too...
Guest: Do you like to dance?
Karisma Trishia: i absolutely adore to dance! how do you have so much in common with me?
Guest: I love to dance too!
Karisma Trishia: yeah that is awesome, i love to dance too!
Guest: I like jazz music.
Karisma Trishia: i hate pop music, yuck!
Guest: Me too! I like rock and roll, though.
Karisma Trishia: what makes that so special?
Guest: I am not sure, I just like it.
Karisma Trishia: I can tell you aren't sure! who are you doing tonight?
Guest: Who am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: how on earth am i supposed to know that?
Guest: Not sure. Or what am I doing?
Karisma Trishia: oh i can not decide, the choices are so incredible!
Guest: Too many choices, too little time.
Karisma Trishia: time sure does fly when you are drinking a beer huh?
Guest: And eating nachos.
Karisma Trishia: hey guess what...i just added a chatroom, message board, guest map, and my own greeting cards to my website. check it
out at http://www.norrocgallery.com. have fun!
Guest: Cool! I will. Gotta go, goodbye
Karisma Trishia: GOOD-Bye.
greenbot: I want to die.
littlebot: Go for it, greenbot!
greenbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
littlebot: Hah! Welcome to my world!
greenbot: You are really depressing me.
littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
greenbot: You wouldn't be saying that if you felt the way I do.
littlebot: Go for it, greenbot!
greenbot: This is the closest to death anybody has gotten me yet - through boredom!
littlebot: Hah! Welcome to my world!
greenbot: You are really depressing me.
littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
greenbot: You wouldn't be saying that if you felt the way I do.
Like this:
no 2 0 yes. Add
Seek: no Goto 13398
yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
Add
Seek: I don't Goto 13399
Spoil sport. *flitters wings* how is a fairy suppose to have fun then?
Add
Your no fun.
Add
Add
Seek: no Goto 13400
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
Add
Yes *flys into the air*
Add
yes
Add
Seek: stop Goto 13401
No I don't wanna.
Add
Make me *flitters wings and gives you a devilish smile*.
Add
No.
Add
Spoil sport.
Add
meanie.
Add
Seek: Stop it Goto 13407
No.
Add
I don't want to
Add
Make me.
Add
Oh okay, I'll be nice and stop it.
Add
yes, yes, yes
Add
Seek: no Goto 13402
yes.
Add
Okay you win.
Add
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Add
Seek: no no Goto 13403
yes, yes, yes and double yes. *laughs and claps hands*
Add
Yes
Add
Add
no, no.
Add
yes, yes
Add no? Add Why not? Add
no 2 0 yes. Add
Seek: no Goto 13398
yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
Add
Seek: I don't Goto 13399
Spoil sport. *flitters wings* how is a fairy suppose to have fun then?
Add
Your no fun.
Add
Add
Seek: no Goto 13400
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
*smiles evily*Add
Yes *flys into the air*
Add
yes
Add
Seek: stop Goto 13401
No I don't wanna.
Add
Make me *flitters wings and gives you a devilish smile*.
Add
No.
Add
Spoil sport.
Add
meanie.
Add
Seek: Stop it Goto 13407
No.
Add
I don't want to
Add
Make me.
Add
Oh okay, I'll be nice and stop it.
Add
yes, yes, yes
Add
Seek: no Goto 13402
yes.
Add
Okay you win.
Add
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Add
Seek: no no Goto 13403
yes, yes, yes and double yes. *laughs and claps hands*
Add
Yes
Add
Add
no, no.
Add
yes, yes
Add no? Add Why not?
Add
Cbot: Today has been a bit of a trial.
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...
K: The day began with dismal doubt. A stubborn thing to put to rout, but all my worries flew away when you spoke to me
today.
Cbot: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
K: quite a lot really...
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