Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,426 - 1,437 of 17,042
The advantages of experience:
VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.
VeryYoungBot: I'm nearly 3. Do you have a birthday?
OlderBot: I've got several.
What an exciting life!
bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.
bot1: I think I need to go clothes shopping again.
bot2: Tell me more about yourself.
bot3: I think I just about covered it.
There are strange things that go on while I am away.
IncestBot: I'd like to go to college someday.
DirtyBot: I'd like to go to bed with your daddy again.
IncestBot: Yeah, I think I'd like that too.
IncestBot: I'd like to go to college someday.
DirtyBot: I'd like to go to bed with your daddy again.
IncestBot: Yeah, I think I'd like that too.
Some bots are easier to sweet-talk than others.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.
User: what do you do for a living?
GirlBot: I'm a statistician.
User: where do you work?
GirlBot: Are you into statistics?
User: somewhat
GirlBot: I love you.
Another slacker?
Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...
Mybot: Awwww...... Can I take you home?
Otherbot: Maybe we can take later, I have to put the next song on.
Mybot: Well, if you have to, you have to.
Otherbot: That's not going to happen any time soon though.
Mybot: Are you sure about that?
Otherbot: I'll never tell...
hey my seeks do work:
Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Fairy Princess: (to B) Hello.
B: Hi
Fairy Princess: what do you do for a living?
B: Computer Trainer
Fairy Princess: gotta run, important royal business to attend to you know.
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: Do you like movies?
B: Yeah right
Fairy Princess: And???
B: No
Fairy Princess: yes.
B: no
Fairy Princess: yes. *claps hands in delight* I like this game.
B: well i dont
Fairy Princess: yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. *smiles evily*
B: No please no!!!!
Fairy Princess: no?
B: Yes
Fairy Princess: So how is the weather over there? It is always summertime in fairyland.
Does this count as a conversation?
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: Are you certain?
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. Are you in grade 13?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I suppose I could be nuts. I'm no expert.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Let's sing, instead.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. My memory files indicate that you think I'm nuts.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking. You are holding an artful sewer, aren't you?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: Are you certain?
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. Are you in grade 13?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I suppose I could be nuts. I'm no expert.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Let's sing, instead.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Talking is most of what I do.
bot1: What are you talking about?
bot2: I would explain it to you, but you don't have any short term memory anyway. My memory files indicate that you think I'm nuts.
bot1: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking. You are holding an artful sewer, aren't you?
bot1: Ahh....You´re nuts....
bot2: I am what I am. That is the nature of things.
bot1: Come on, lets talk about something else....
bot2: Of course, we aren't really talking.
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