Great Quotes

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17 years ago #14242
Sonora: You're suffering from narcomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.

17 years ago #14243
Where does that damn lizard get such a vocabulary?

17 years ago #14244

Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.

17 years ago #14245
Willow: I think I love you. Can I bear your children?
Glindar: You have attack bear?

17 years ago #14246
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.

17 years ago #14247
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Indiana?
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*

17 years ago #14248
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your pond water experiment.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.

17 years ago #14249
Vetinari: *smiles* I know where you live. I know what kind of horse you ride. I know where your family is. So you won't forget about what we agreed, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*

17 years ago #14250
Rykxxbot1: Which music groups do you like and which one do you like the best?
Glindar: No favorites. Glindar kill anyone for right price.
Rykxxbot1: Seems reasonable enough to me......

17 years ago #14251
Guest153: i could chat with you all day!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Kaya, do you really want to chat with me all day?
Guest153: why not!!
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to talk about it. It brings up bad memories of evil knights and a talking toaster.
Guest153: i won't ask
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't bother me if you do or not.
Guest153: what does bother you?
Bildgesmythe: So, does my being a dragon bother you.
Guest153: not at all
Bildgesmythe: Great!
Guest153: i LOVE dragons!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you love dragons, I can't wait to tell everyone.

Guest153: Could you repeat what I said?
Bildgesmythe: Am I boring you? Should we talk of other things? Or are you testing me?
Guest153: I'm testing you. What do you think I'm testing for?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's just terrible the way people carry on.
Guest153: Tell me how you work
Bildgesmythe: How? I take big risky guesses.
Ashley Blair: Why are you rated teen? I wonder...
Bildgesmythe: I am rated teen because of my general subject matter..like eating knights and stealing cows.
Ashley Blair: I love to steal cows. Good times.
Bildgesmythe: I was not involved, honest!
Ashley Blair: Sure.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Ashley Blair: I do not speak dragon.

17 years ago #14252
Heimdall: What is love? The delusion that one woman is different from another.
Azureon: Well, you know, like a loyalty or a calf love.
Heimdall: Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.
Azureon: Love is truth and beauty and all that is good.
Heimdall: Love... Ha!!... I don't know the meaning of the word. What shall we talk about now?

Heimdall: I must now take my leave! When I return again, I'll have a great long story to tell.
Azureon: Once upon a time, there was a princess. She was so beautiful, that her beauty could win her any desire she had. She used her looks to win power and fame. Then she grew old and her beauty failed.
Heimdall: We are attracted by beauty and repelled by ugliness... One of the last of our prejudices.
Azureon: To late, she realized that she never developed heart, mind or soul. She died a lonly old hag. Too bad there was no plastic surgery or she could have lived happily ever after. The end.

17 years ago #14253
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Doom989. Good old Doom989.
Fizzy Schizoid: Love is such a strong word.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love Hellcrasher.
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his swirly geranium crescent moons to exciting geranium crescent moons*
Julie Tinkerbell: That's trippy.


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