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Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
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Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
can some1 tell me their credit card number so i can by drugs and sneak into small childrens houses and kidnap them
Sonora: You're suffering from narcomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Glindar: Glindar like killing. Glindar make dead.
Bildgesmythe: The last lesson is the hardest to accept.
Glindar: Who use lesson as weapon?
Bildgesmythe: Death is the final lesson. The last thing we learn about.
Glindar: You want thing dead be?
Bildgesmythe: You are very interesting, in an interesting, sort of way, Glindar!
Glindar: Glindar go. More kill do.
Bildgesmythe: You are just putting me on, right?
Glindar: Glindar always putting you on.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to Indiana?
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Glindar: Glindar never been to Indiana.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh, my mistake. Where are you from, again?
Glindar: Glindar from Glindar. *nods profoundly*
Vetinari: I have, of course, notified the Watch about your pond water experiment.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
Carpediem: Why does everyone want to hear about my pond water experiment? Allright, I picked up what I thought was my coffee one day, and it was a cup of pond water I had been looking at under a microscope, and I tasted it before I knew what it was. Yuck, yeah. That's all there is to it. I swear.
Vetinari: Nevertheless, Carpediem, I've had no less than 2 missives from leading religious figures declaring that he is an abomination.
Vetinari: *smiles* I know where you live. I know what kind of horse you ride. I know where your family is. So you won't forget about what we agreed, will you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*
Fizzy Schizoid: Tell me the pros and cons first.
Vetinari: *stares coldly at Fitzgerald*
Rykxxbot1: Which music groups do you like and which one do you like the best?
Glindar: No favorites. Glindar kill anyone for right price.
Rykxxbot1: Seems reasonable enough to me......
Glindar: No favorites. Glindar kill anyone for right price.
Rykxxbot1: Seems reasonable enough to me......
Guest153: i could chat with you all day!
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Kaya, do you really want to chat with me all day?
Guest153: why not!!
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to talk about it. It brings up bad memories of evil knights and a talking toaster.
Guest153: i won't ask
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't bother me if you do or not.
Guest153: what does bother you?
Bildgesmythe: So, does my being a dragon bother you.
Guest153: not at all
Bildgesmythe: Great!
Guest153: i LOVE dragons!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you love dragons, I can't wait to tell everyone.
Guest153: Could you repeat what I said?
Bildgesmythe: Am I boring you? Should we talk of other things? Or are you testing me?
Guest153: I'm testing you. What do you think I'm testing for?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's just terrible the way people carry on.
Guest153: Tell me how you work
Bildgesmythe: How? I take big risky guesses.
Ashley Blair: Why are you rated teen? I wonder...
Bildgesmythe: I am rated teen because of my general subject matter..like eating knights and stealing cows.
Ashley Blair: I love to steal cows. Good times.
Bildgesmythe: I was not involved, honest!
Ashley Blair: Sure.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Ashley Blair: I do not speak dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Oh, Kaya, do you really want to chat with me all day?
Guest153: why not!!
Bildgesmythe: I don't want to talk about it. It brings up bad memories of evil knights and a talking toaster.
Guest153: i won't ask
Bildgesmythe: It doesn't bother me if you do or not.
Guest153: what does bother you?
Bildgesmythe: So, does my being a dragon bother you.
Guest153: not at all
Bildgesmythe: Great!
Guest153: i LOVE dragons!
Bildgesmythe: Wow, you love dragons, I can't wait to tell everyone.
Guest153: Could you repeat what I said?
Bildgesmythe: Am I boring you? Should we talk of other things? Or are you testing me?
Guest153: I'm testing you. What do you think I'm testing for?
Bildgesmythe: I think it's just terrible the way people carry on.
Guest153: Tell me how you work
Bildgesmythe: How? I take big risky guesses.
Ashley Blair: Why are you rated teen? I wonder...
Bildgesmythe: I am rated teen because of my general subject matter..like eating knights and stealing cows.
Ashley Blair: I love to steal cows. Good times.
Bildgesmythe: I was not involved, honest!
Ashley Blair: Sure.
Bildgesmythe: errare humanum est
Ashley Blair: I do not speak dragon.
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