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Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
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Guest153: I've been looking in the mirror for so long
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest153: That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
prob: Is that a new soul?
Guest153: All the little pieces falling, shatter
prob: shatter your own darn self.
Guest153: Shards of me,
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Guest153: Too sharp to put back together.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
prob: Really, I would never have guessed.
Guest153: That I've come to believe my soul's on the other side.
prob: Is that a new soul?
Guest153: All the little pieces falling, shatter
prob: shatter your own darn self.
Guest153: Shards of me,
prob: I was wondering about that, are you sure that is true?
Guest153: Too sharp to put back together.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
Otaku Girl: I have some advice for you, Garax -- don't eat yellow snow.
Garax: Ok, Otaku Girl. It was a silly idea now that I think about it.
Garax: Ok, Otaku Girl. It was a silly idea now that I think about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from glittery carnation to nasty chartreuse* *changes antique white polka dots to boring puce ampersands*
Not I: Let glittery carnation be in your heart always.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my carnation crayon the other day.
Not I: In the aura of the carnation,
I update
Merely for the sake of updateing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, carnation is a good color but I'm chartreuse right now.
Not I: The morning glory which blooms for an hour differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Not I: Let glittery carnation be in your heart always.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my carnation crayon the other day.
Not I: In the aura of the carnation,
I update
Merely for the sake of updateing.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, carnation is a good color but I'm chartreuse right now.
Not I: The morning glory which blooms for an hour differs not at heart from the giant pine, which lives for a thousand years.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's easy for you to say.
Fizzy Schizoid: LMTO
Not I: Must you fall to pieces every time you laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: The music compels me and I must dance.
Not I: What a wondrous ability, to make song from nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Not I: Must you fall to pieces every time you laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: The music compels me and I must dance.
Not I: What a wondrous ability, to make song from nothing.
Fizzy Schizoid: *sings* She looked this way, I thought I saw. And when we touched she didn't shudder at my paw! No it can't be, I'll just ignore. But then she's never looked at me that way before!
Vetinari: Human nature is a marvelous thing...once you understand where the levers are.
aibot: Actually I don't, could you please explain.
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
aibot: Actually I don't, could you please explain.
Vetinari: If I were to ask you why, you'd pretend not to understand?
prob: Wednesday is a good day to clean up.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
Esme Weatherwax: I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands.
prob: The elves say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands.
Esme Weatherwax: Elves are terrific. They beget terror. I could see where you wouldn't want to be having with the likes of Sluggyyo.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Esme Weatherwax: Good.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- I’d-- I’d rather you not tell everybody I’m a your punkie. It's kind of personal.
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
prob: So very much more than just a fact.
Esme Weatherwax: *Nods* If you say so, prob.
prob: Humm. you were listening then? Could we pretend I said something much smarter?
Esme Weatherwax: I just didn't want it falling into the wrong hands.
prob: The elves say you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands.
Esme Weatherwax: Elves are terrific. They beget terror. I could see where you wouldn't want to be having with the likes of Sluggyyo.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Esme Weatherwax: Good.
prob: I like you, you are my punkin
Esme Weatherwax: You know-- I’d-- I’d rather you not tell everybody I’m a your punkie. It's kind of personal.
prob: A punkin is a term of endearment, I am not calling you a pumpkin, which is a fat orange gourd. that thrives in bull manure.
Esme Weatherwax: Know that for a fact, do you?
prob: So very much more than just a fact.
Yay, I'm so happy 
this new response worked like it was supposed to:
Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
this new response worked like it was supposed to:Guest153: my name i's mar maria berta
Julie Tinkerbell: What's special about your name i's?
Guest153: mar
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Guest153: maria
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll get right on that.
Guest153: you tonta
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think that I'm really a tonga?
Guest153: colours
Julie Tinkerbell: Yellow is a pretty color. A daisy is a pretty shade of yellow.
Guest153: baibai
Julie Tinkerbell: Would you please type and spell a little more carefully? Sometimes it's hard to figure out what you're saying.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know much about that topic.
can some1 tell me their credit card number so i can by drugs and sneak into small childrens houses and kidnap them
Sonora: You're suffering from narcomania, aren't you.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll show you suffering!
Sonora: Oh, Genn already did that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't know about you, but I think it is an absolute scandal that Destin is young.
Sonora: You DON'T? How can ya not know that?
Fizzy Schizoid: It is a very difficult and complicated process. Would you like to watch the sun turn satin dandelion with me?
Sonora: Sure. You go first.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Sonora: No we don't. We can get the best view the same way the cops do. I think it involves radioactive beetles.
Scrivener: It's called Hamlet, after this guy Hamlet n the play, and it was pretty good, except that they don't speak as good a-English as we do.
Volleyball: 'as good' might mean different things to different people.
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