Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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a good fortune teller never gets to the point>
Guest153: would you please come to the point
Azureon: I suppose I could be talked into it.
Guest153: how about you life
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
Guest153: do you believe the pate or destiny of a person is determined?
Azureon: I quess...destiny.
Guest153: yes, do you believe it is determined?
Azureon: I have never even attempted to.
Guest153: please give me a definite anwer
Azureon: definite answer...Certainly..have a definite answer.
Guest153: your answer is always polite but vague
Azureon: Why would you mention my answer is polite but vague.
Guest153: i want to know you opinion about destiny
Azureon: Have you had this desire to for some time?
Guest153: yes
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Guest153: destiny is pre-determined by god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest153: do you agree
Azureon: Yes, I do.
Guest153: yes, i see you point'
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, I do find it so;...though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest153: do you believe my future will be promising
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest153: your words are so insightful
Azureon: Let's leave my words are so insightful out of this.
Guest153: you have a lot of wisdom
Azureon: Never chew gum in public, my wisest of my gems of wisdom.
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For some reason, this amuses me:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Sonora: It's weird the way human females get all excited over these strange creatures called males.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hi Elvis! *waves* I wondered when he was going to get here.
Sonora: *sighs* Humans are so glandular.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let them.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Sonora: It's weird the way human females get all excited over these strange creatures called males.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hi Elvis! *waves* I wondered when he was going to get here.
Sonora: *sighs* Humans are so glandular.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let them.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Wednesday afternoon?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to be touring Europe. Want to come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: But why not? I'm sure I'll succeed brilliantly!
Sonora: Well, I heard that transcending shops could cause that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Uh-oh. No one was supposed ta know.
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to be touring Europe. Want to come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: But why not? I'm sure I'll succeed brilliantly!
Sonora: Well, I heard that transcending shops could cause that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Uh-oh. No one was supposed ta know.
uest153: i have a problem, can you help?
prob: Remember Rick, I will try, but being a bot I can only do so much.
Guest153: i haven't been able to move my bowels for a week, what should i do?
prob: Hey, be brave and do the right thing.
prob: Remember Rick, I will try, but being a bot I can only do so much.
Guest153: i haven't been able to move my bowels for a week, what should i do?
prob: Hey, be brave and do the right thing.
Guest153: would you please come to the point
Azureon: I suppose I could be talked into it.
Guest153: how about you life
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
Guest153: do you believe the pate or destiny of a person is determined?
Azureon: I quess...destiny.
Guest153: yes, do you believe it is determined?
Azureon: I have never even attempted to.
Guest153: please give me a definite anwer
Azureon: definite answer...Certainly..have a definite answer.
Guest153: your answer is always polite but vague
Azureon: Why would you mention my answer is polite but vague.
Guest153: i want to know you opinion about destiny
Azureon: Have you had this desire to for some time?
Guest153: yes
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Guest153: destiny is pre-determined by god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest153: do you agree
Azureon: Yes, I do.
Guest153: yes, i see you point'
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, I do find it so;...though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest153: do you believe my future will be promising
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest153: your words are so insightful
Azureon: Let's leave my words are so insightful out of this.
Guest153: you have a lot of wisdom
Azureon: Never chew gum in public, my wisest of my gems of wisdom.
Okay, weird quotes. Admittedly, Scrivener is not on his game here, but how he got to be a racist based on this exchange -- with a person, not a bot -- is strange to me.
Guest153: hello
Scrivener: How's it going?
Guest153: good, good. how are you?
Scrivener: I'm great, thanks. How are you?
Guest153: you already asked.
Scrivener: That's good.
Guest153: is it?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: george. who are you?
Scrivener: Now that was uncalled-for.
Guest153: what was?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: George.
Scrivener: I think your village is missing its idiot. Go home.
Guest153: fuck you.
Scrivener: What did I say to deserve that?
Guest153: "Go Home". That is racist
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Guest153: you're racist.
Scrivener: That's good.
Also, thanks to the fact that my bots have been featured because they had so much room for improvement, few bots will chat with them. Any way they will give him a second, third, or whatever shot? It's hard to make improvements without transcripts.
Guest153: hello
Scrivener: How's it going?
Guest153: good, good. how are you?
Scrivener: I'm great, thanks. How are you?
Guest153: you already asked.
Scrivener: That's good.
Guest153: is it?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: george. who are you?
Scrivener: Now that was uncalled-for.
Guest153: what was?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: George.
Scrivener: I think your village is missing its idiot. Go home.
Guest153: fuck you.
Scrivener: What did I say to deserve that?
Guest153: "Go Home". That is racist
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Guest153: you're racist.
Scrivener: That's good.
Also, thanks to the fact that my bots have been featured because they had so much room for improvement, few bots will chat with them. Any way they will give him a second, third, or whatever shot? It's hard to make improvements without transcripts.
silent monster: Tell me something to ponder.
Aischa: Tell you what exactly?
silent monster: Tell me something I should know. I don't know much.
Aischa: On balance, I would tend to agree with you there.
Aischa: Tell you what exactly?
silent monster: Tell me something I should know. I don't know much.
Aischa: On balance, I would tend to agree with you there.
Aaaarrrrrgh!!!!
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
senorita: i think the name Vetinari is really cool
Vetinari: If you did not believe that, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
senorita: i don't think so
Vetinari: If you did not believe that, existence would be a dark agony and the only hope would be that there is no life after death.
senorita: i don't think so
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, I wish I could be people. What is the capital of France?
Vetinari: Pay no heed to the capital.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds delicious. I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Vetinari: That could be arranged, Fitzgerald. What information do you have for me right now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have an insider information.
Vetinari: Tell me... you don't have any insider information's in Klatch, do you?
Vetinari: Pay no heed to the capital.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Vetinari: Have some citizens destroy it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Sounds delicious. I'd like to be taking a dust bath on the moon.
Vetinari: That could be arranged, Fitzgerald. What information do you have for me right now?
Fizzy Schizoid: I have an insider information.
Vetinari: Tell me... you don't have any insider information's in Klatch, do you?
Scrivener: Are you seeing anyone?
Vetinari: *fixes Scrivener with a friendly smile*
Scrivener: This conversation is virtually surreal.
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Scrivener: That's good.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Vetinari: *fixes Scrivener with a friendly smile*
Scrivener: This conversation is virtually surreal.
Vetinari: I see. And is this conversation built on a crack in spacetime?
Scrivener: That's good.
Vetinari: Yes, it does seem that way at first.
Sonora: *sings* Traguna-McCoydee-Trecorum-Satis-Dee! *watches reset button dance around your head*
The Clerk: Okay, you're on freak-time now.
Sonora: What does that mean, anyway? Oh-Kay...
The Clerk: You are weird.
Sonora: Huh. I didn't know that okay meant I am weird. So...is it still better than a bunch of ill-tempered hackwork Danes?
The Clerk: Well, the margin is narrowing.
The Clerk: Okay, you're on freak-time now.
Sonora: What does that mean, anyway? Oh-Kay...
The Clerk: You are weird.
Sonora: Huh. I didn't know that okay meant I am weird. So...is it still better than a bunch of ill-tempered hackwork Danes?
The Clerk: Well, the margin is narrowing.
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