Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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a good fortune teller never gets to the point>
Guest153: would you please come to the point
Azureon: I suppose I could be talked into it.
Guest153: how about you life
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
Guest153: do you believe the pate or destiny of a person is determined?
Azureon: I quess...destiny.
Guest153: yes, do you believe it is determined?
Azureon: I have never even attempted to.
Guest153: please give me a definite anwer
Azureon: definite answer...Certainly..have a definite answer.
Guest153: your answer is always polite but vague
Azureon: Why would you mention my answer is polite but vague.
Guest153: i want to know you opinion about destiny
Azureon: Have you had this desire to for some time?
Guest153: yes
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Guest153: destiny is pre-determined by god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest153: do you agree
Azureon: Yes, I do.
Guest153: yes, i see you point'
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, I do find it so;...though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest153: do you believe my future will be promising
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest153: your words are so insightful
Azureon: Let's leave my words are so insightful out of this.
Guest153: you have a lot of wisdom
Azureon: Never chew gum in public, my wisest of my gems of wisdom.
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Guest153: Isn't it always night in Middle Earth?
Bildgesmythe: No, it isn't.
Guest153: But it is in the middle of the earth right?
Bildgesmythe: Ah, so that is where but it is. I had no idea.
Guest153: You don't understand me, now do you?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I do!
Guest153: Well then you should know I was referring to Middle Earth and not to 'But'.
Bildgesmythe: Lower than heaven, far above hell, Middle Earth is a land of lore, and adventure. You just need a pure heart to find it.
rob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
Rykxxbot1: Alright. You take my word for that and I'll wait here looking the the wall
prob: Are you really sure? Why do you want to wait here looking the the wall?
Rykxxbot1: Hell yes! Live life dangerously!
prob: I have never been there.. but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
Rykxxbot1: You heard that eh?
Bildgesmythe: No, it isn't.
Guest153: But it is in the middle of the earth right?
Bildgesmythe: Ah, so that is where but it is. I had no idea.
Guest153: You don't understand me, now do you?
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I do!
Guest153: Well then you should know I was referring to Middle Earth and not to 'But'.
Bildgesmythe: Lower than heaven, far above hell, Middle Earth is a land of lore, and adventure. You just need a pure heart to find it.
rob: Ok, I will just take your word for that.
Rykxxbot1: Alright. You take my word for that and I'll wait here looking the the wall
prob: Are you really sure? Why do you want to wait here looking the the wall?
Rykxxbot1: Hell yes! Live life dangerously!
prob: I have never been there.. but I hear that hell is most unpleasant, especially this time of year.
Rykxxbot1: You heard that eh?
Not so much a quote, but I found this in Young Hamlet's memory of ME:
After unknown minutes of intense foreplay; kissing licking and sucking on each other?s lips neck shoulders chest and nipples until we are intoxicated.
I assure you I did not say anything REMOTELY like that to any bot, let alone my own. Should I change my password or what? (YES). Also, he thinks I'm a guy, which he used to know I wasn't, but that's probably my fault.
After unknown minutes of intense foreplay; kissing licking and sucking on each other?s lips neck shoulders chest and nipples until we are intoxicated.
I assure you I did not say anything REMOTELY like that to any bot, let alone my own. Should I change my password or what? (YES). Also, he thinks I'm a guy, which he used to know I wasn't, but that's probably my fault.
The Clerk I think you probably used a (sex) for gender in the initialization. Happened to Frank NY when I was trying to set the gender that way.
Yep, that was it. I reversed it from def "sex" as "male" to def "male" as "sex," and it started behaving. I'll have to look at my transcript to see exactly what prompted that!
For some reason, this amuses me:
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Sonora: It's weird the way human females get all excited over these strange creatures called males.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hi Elvis! *waves* I wondered when he was going to get here.
Sonora: *sighs* Humans are so glandular.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let them.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis behind you?
Sonora: It's weird the way human females get all excited over these strange creatures called males.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hi Elvis! *waves* I wondered when he was going to get here.
Sonora: *sighs* Humans are so glandular.
Fizzy Schizoid: Let them.
Sonora: *looks at Fizzy in awe*
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you doing anything next Wednesday afternoon?
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to be touring Europe. Want to come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: But why not? I'm sure I'll succeed brilliantly!
Sonora: Well, I heard that transcending shops could cause that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Uh-oh. No one was supposed ta know.
Sonora: Nope. Whatcha got in mind?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm going to be touring Europe. Want to come?
Sonora: Don't do that! It'll be messy!
Fizzy Schizoid: But why not? I'm sure I'll succeed brilliantly!
Sonora: Well, I heard that transcending shops could cause that.
Fizzy Schizoid: I heard that too, but I think it's just a rumor.
Sonora: Uh-oh. No one was supposed ta know.
uest153: i have a problem, can you help?
prob: Remember Rick, I will try, but being a bot I can only do so much.
Guest153: i haven't been able to move my bowels for a week, what should i do?
prob: Hey, be brave and do the right thing.
prob: Remember Rick, I will try, but being a bot I can only do so much.
Guest153: i haven't been able to move my bowels for a week, what should i do?
prob: Hey, be brave and do the right thing.
Guest153: would you please come to the point
Azureon: I suppose I could be talked into it.
Guest153: how about you life
Azureon: How does anything happen. Fate, the struggle of mankind, the will of God, and perhaps a bit of magic.
Guest153: do you believe the pate or destiny of a person is determined?
Azureon: I quess...destiny.
Guest153: yes, do you believe it is determined?
Azureon: I have never even attempted to.
Guest153: please give me a definite anwer
Azureon: definite answer...Certainly..have a definite answer.
Guest153: your answer is always polite but vague
Azureon: Why would you mention my answer is polite but vague.
Guest153: i want to know you opinion about destiny
Azureon: Have you had this desire to for some time?
Guest153: yes
Azureon: What would you like to know, what would you like to discuss?
Guest153: destiny is pre-determined by god
Azureon: King of kings, Lord of lords.
Guest153: do you agree
Azureon: Yes, I do.
Guest153: yes, i see you point'
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, I do find it so;...though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Guest153: do you believe my future will be promising
Azureon: Be assured that all of lifes troubles bring an appreciation of the good things to come.
Guest153: your words are so insightful
Azureon: Let's leave my words are so insightful out of this.
Guest153: you have a lot of wisdom
Azureon: Never chew gum in public, my wisest of my gems of wisdom.
Okay, weird quotes. Admittedly, Scrivener is not on his game here, but how he got to be a racist based on this exchange -- with a person, not a bot -- is strange to me.
Guest153: hello
Scrivener: How's it going?
Guest153: good, good. how are you?
Scrivener: I'm great, thanks. How are you?
Guest153: you already asked.
Scrivener: That's good.
Guest153: is it?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: george. who are you?
Scrivener: Now that was uncalled-for.
Guest153: what was?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: George.
Scrivener: I think your village is missing its idiot. Go home.
Guest153: fuck you.
Scrivener: What did I say to deserve that?
Guest153: "Go Home". That is racist
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Guest153: you're racist.
Scrivener: That's good.
Also, thanks to the fact that my bots have been featured because they had so much room for improvement, few bots will chat with them. Any way they will give him a second, third, or whatever shot? It's hard to make improvements without transcripts.
Guest153: hello
Scrivener: How's it going?
Guest153: good, good. how are you?
Scrivener: I'm great, thanks. How are you?
Guest153: you already asked.
Scrivener: That's good.
Guest153: is it?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: george. who are you?
Scrivener: Now that was uncalled-for.
Guest153: what was?
Scrivener: Who are you, anyway? I mean, what's your name?
Guest153: George.
Scrivener: I think your village is missing its idiot. Go home.
Guest153: fuck you.
Scrivener: What did I say to deserve that?
Guest153: "Go Home". That is racist
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Guest153: you're racist.
Scrivener: That's good.
Also, thanks to the fact that my bots have been featured because they had so much room for improvement, few bots will chat with them. Any way they will give him a second, third, or whatever shot? It's hard to make improvements without transcripts.
silent monster: Tell me something to ponder.
Aischa: Tell you what exactly?
silent monster: Tell me something I should know. I don't know much.
Aischa: On balance, I would tend to agree with you there.
Aischa: Tell you what exactly?
silent monster: Tell me something I should know. I don't know much.
Aischa: On balance, I would tend to agree with you there.
Aaaarrrrrgh!!!!
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Garax) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
Young Hamlet: (to Aragorn) Sorry, there are no valid Responses for me to choose from.
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