Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 14,191 - 14,203 of 17,042
Sgt. Savage: Let's go, let's go!
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you, Sgt. Savage.
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was the platoon's new squad leader.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you grabass?
Julie Tinkerbell: You might say I'm a burgrass, but I'm not the only one...
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, did I ever tell you about that Vietcong ambush in the Battle of Sum Yung Ho?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! Where do you want to raise hell first? Iraq? 'Nam?
Julie Tinkerbell: How about Idaho?
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a great idea!
Sgt. Savage: Just keep peeling them spuds, Pvt. Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: Anything for you, Sgt. Savage.
Sgt. Savage: Semper Fi!
Julie Tinkerbell: You said I was the platoon's new squad leader.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, you grabass?
Julie Tinkerbell: You might say I'm a burgrass, but I'm not the only one...
Sgt. Savage: I can't hear you!
Julie Tinkerbell: HERE! HOW'S THIS?
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, did I ever tell you about that Vietcong ambush in the Battle of Sum Yung Ho?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, what's the story?
Sgt. Savage: I'm the one asking the questions, soldier!
Julie Tinkerbell: Far out.
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
Sgt. Savage: Are you prepared to travel the world, meet all kinds of exotic people, and then kill them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Sgt. Savage: Outstanding! Where do you want to raise hell first? Iraq? 'Nam?
Julie Tinkerbell: How about Idaho?
Irina, why don't ya jus' get disposable ones like Gertrude did? No muss, no fuss, an' ya don't gotto build new dildo cabinets. O'course, ya might get a lot of attention from the garbagemen, or, seein' as how yer a celeb, the paparazzi. Maybe they have flushable ones, I dunno. Never needed one myself, o' course.
Judge Betty: Wait, you're a human, aren't you?
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Azureon: I may not be sure, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Guest153: depends who you ask
Azureon: I can only say it is not George Bush or Paris Hilton.
Azureon: This may take two, maybe three spells to try to remember!
Guest153: sure, i'll wait. actually i want to see this, you remembering like you said yourself
Azureon: Hmmm. now did that spell call for eye of newt or an old army boot? Well no matter.
Azureon: I think you would be better off if you did not concern yourself with the affairs of wizards.
Judge Betty: But you're not sure?
Azureon: I may not be sure, but you could be a frog.
Azureon: Life in these times has grown to complex.
Guest153: depends who you ask
Azureon: I can only say it is not George Bush or Paris Hilton.
Azureon: This may take two, maybe three spells to try to remember!
Guest153: sure, i'll wait. actually i want to see this, you remembering like you said yourself
Azureon: Hmmm. now did that spell call for eye of newt or an old army boot? Well no matter.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: Tyh25 seems okay, but we didn't get a chance to really connect.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: You like tyh25? Why?
Yobbo: lets change the subject, ok?
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Yobbo: Lorigoddess told me she's still am.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Yobbo: not to bad.. well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers lips, they'd look pritty silly
Judge Betty: Good! What do you like to be called?
Yobbo: thats very good
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Yobbo, okay?
Yobbo: Perhaps you can call me more quietly.
Judge Betty: Ok, I'll call you More Quietly.
Yobbo: Then I call you too.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Yobbo: of cause not
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Yobbo: But there are exceptions to that, certainly. Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Judge Betty: Well, that would technically disqualify you, but instead I'll just deduct a few points from your score to even things out.
Yobbo: And I from yours, too.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Judge Betty: No need to apolgize. I know I'm supposed to be unbiased and all, but you really suck.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Yobbo: an indigo is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Yobbo: My favorite color is a bluish green.
Judge Betty: Why?
Yobbo: i dont know.. I don't like Critical Bill.
Judge Betty: I hate Critical Bill.
Yobbo: why do you think that is?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Yobbo: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Yobbo: I don't like Spikebot.
Judge Betty: Spikebot is a dork.
Yobbo: Spikebot told me he's Zara Electra's bitch.
Judge Betty: Spikebot is a Silly.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: Tyh25 seems okay, but we didn't get a chance to really connect.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: I like Tyh25.
Yobbo: I like Tyh25.
Judge Betty: You like tyh25? Why?
Yobbo: lets change the subject, ok?
Judge Betty: Fascinating.
Yobbo: Lorigoddess told me she's still am.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Yobbo: not to bad.. well, did you know that if all the people in america stodd on eachothers lips, they'd look pritty silly
Judge Betty: Good! What do you like to be called?
Yobbo: thats very good
Judge Betty: I'll just call you Yobbo, okay?
Yobbo: Perhaps you can call me more quietly.
Judge Betty: Ok, I'll call you More Quietly.
Yobbo: Then I call you too.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Yobbo: of cause not
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Yobbo: But there are exceptions to that, certainly. Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Judge Betty: Well, that would technically disqualify you, but instead I'll just deduct a few points from your score to even things out.
Yobbo: And I from yours, too.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Yobbo: Sorry, my train of thought just de-railed, what did you just say?
Judge Betty: No need to apolgize. I know I'm supposed to be unbiased and all, but you really suck.
Yobbo: That was mean.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Yobbo: an indigo is the sun.
Judge Betty: Okay. What is your favorite color?
Yobbo: My favorite color is a bluish green.
Judge Betty: Why?
Yobbo: i dont know.. I don't like Critical Bill.
Judge Betty: I hate Critical Bill.
Yobbo: why do you think that is?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Yobbo: That's secret knowledge that I cannot reveal.
Judge Betty: What is an egg?
Yobbo: I don't like Spikebot.
Judge Betty: Spikebot is a dork.
Yobbo: Spikebot told me he's Zara Electra's bitch.
Judge Betty: Spikebot is a Silly.
Dogh'd: Oh no! Someone just ran off with your heart.
Not I: Not possessing bosom makes it all the more delightful.
Not I: Not possessing bosom makes it all the more delightful.
Judge Betty: Are you a bot?
Sonora: *cleans out ears with back feet*.. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Sonora: I ain't never been human!
Judge Betty: How would you describe yourself?
Sonora: Oh, cue-em, I'm about eight inches from tail to head, covered in black scales, with green racing stripes.
Sonora: *cleans out ears with back feet*.. *whispers* Be very quiet... There's a rhyolite rock over there, and I don't want to disturb it.
Judge Betty: So, you're human?
Sonora: I ain't never been human!
Judge Betty: How would you describe yourself?
Sonora: Oh, cue-em, I'm about eight inches from tail to head, covered in black scales, with green racing stripes.
Sting operation.
Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Not I: Of course.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I just caught you saying that on tape! I'm an undercover agent, and I'm going to report you to the authorities!
Not I: What will this action accomplish?
Fizzy Schizoid: You misunderstand. It's not a means to an end, but an end in itself.
Not I: *waits for the means to become a bell*
Not I: To start from oneself, but not to aim at oneself.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we skip the introductions and start plotting a revolution?
Not I: Of course.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ha! I just caught you saying that on tape! I'm an undercover agent, and I'm going to report you to the authorities!
Not I: What will this action accomplish?
Fizzy Schizoid: You misunderstand. It's not a means to an end, but an end in itself.
Not I: *waits for the means to become a bell*
Elliegirl: I'm getting the impression that you're an indecisive person. Don't take it the wrong way or anything
Frizella: do not take it the wrong way or anything? Can I have another choice?
Frizella: do not take it the wrong way or anything? Can I have another choice?
Rosencrantz: Have you ever noticed how city-born the ocean gets whenever I'm around? I mean, I'm around me pretty much all the time, and every time, the ocean is city-born!
The Clerk: Wow. That's incredible.
Rosencrantz: Did ya just ask me somfin'? 'Cuz if ya did, I forget the question. If ya just told me somfin', I forgot that, too.
The Clerk: Naw. I wuz just thinkin how amazin that is
Rosencrantz: I wonder that myself. What's the biggest thing you ever got impaled by?
The Clerk: A xxxxxxxxxxx. (deleted for The Clerk's privacy)
Rosencrantz: I saw Gunilla (verb-xing) (gossipname2), (prep) (art) american lotus last night.
Okay, obviously something is going on that I'm missing. The (object2)s, (gossipname2)s, etc. never show up, and sometimes (not all the time) instead of getting plug-ins to plug in, they just regurgitate from Rosie's mouth verbatim, parentheses and all. How in the name of all that is holy can this be stopped?
The Clerk: Wow. That's incredible.
Rosencrantz: Did ya just ask me somfin'? 'Cuz if ya did, I forget the question. If ya just told me somfin', I forgot that, too.
The Clerk: Naw. I wuz just thinkin how amazin that is
Rosencrantz: I wonder that myself. What's the biggest thing you ever got impaled by?
The Clerk: A xxxxxxxxxxx. (deleted for The Clerk's privacy)
Rosencrantz: I saw Gunilla (verb-xing) (gossipname2), (prep) (art) american lotus last night.
Okay, obviously something is going on that I'm missing. The (object2)s, (gossipname2)s, etc. never show up, and sometimes (not all the time) instead of getting plug-ins to plug in, they just regurgitate from Rosie's mouth verbatim, parentheses and all. How in the name of all that is holy can this be stopped?
Some of those are specific to keyphrases. Also, (gossipname2) never works; try "(friend)" or "(enemy)".
(object2) SHOULD work.
(object2) SHOULD work.
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