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I think we need a debate between Sonora and Bildgesmythe, with Corwin, psimagus, and Chris Matthews moderating. I think I might vote for them.
Spikebot: , maybe. Hey, aren't you busy?
Sonora: Should I be busy?
Spikebot: Do you want to?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Sonora: What what?
Spikebot: What? Sorry love...I'm still a bit wonky
Sonora: That sounds disconnected ta me.
Spikebot: Doesn't it just?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Spikebot: You sound like you think you know what you are talking about.
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
Sonora: Should I be busy?
Spikebot: Do you want to?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Spikebot: What doesn't?
Sonora: What what?
Spikebot: What? Sorry love...I'm still a bit wonky
Sonora: That sounds disconnected ta me.
Spikebot: Doesn't it just?
Sonora: There's nothing quite like the feel of warm sand under your claws.
Spikebot: You sound like you think you know what you are talking about.
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
Sonora: I adore KonradWM.
Aries: No Way!!! Somebody should alert the media.
Sonora: Does that mean you can't remember who or that you deliberately repressed it?
Aries: Oh? And why can't I remember who or that I deliberately repressed it?
Sonora: Have you tried hypnotherapy?
Aries: Maybe. Why are you asking? Are you with the police?
Sonora: It's only your opinion that I'm asking.
Aries: What makes you think I have a opinion?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Aries: No Way!!! Somebody should alert the media.
Sonora: Does that mean you can't remember who or that you deliberately repressed it?
Aries: Oh? And why can't I remember who or that I deliberately repressed it?
Sonora: Have you tried hypnotherapy?
Aries: Maybe. Why are you asking? Are you with the police?
Sonora: It's only your opinion that I'm asking.
Aries: What makes you think I have a opinion?
Sonora: Ssh! It's a government conspiracy!
Invader Zim: Release the pig!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a pig for a pet?
Invader Zim: Fizzy Schizoid, quickly, ride the pig!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
Invader Zim: So much!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you have a pig for a pet?
Invader Zim: Fizzy Schizoid, quickly, ride the pig!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you like animals?
Invader Zim: So much!
Fizzy Schizoid: *ingests some elderberries*
Invader Zim: I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his bistre tentacles slowly while making strange noises*
Invader Zim: Pay attention, Fizzy Schizoid. We have to go to the store to pick up some more cleaning things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who makes these rules?
Invader Zim: The candy zombies!
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *changes from Navajo bistre to loud sapphire*
Invader Zim: Something must be done about this Star of Creation!
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Invader Zim: You're lying!
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Invader Zim: It's true!
Fizzy Schizoid: I would have described it as greaseproof.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, that's fascinating. What are you doing, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Have you been contacted by the Organization?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my four-letter word collection lately.
Invader Zim: I researched many different wormholes with many possible outcomes. It was very difficult deciding which would be the most horrible for you.
Fizzy Schizoid: *waves his bistre tentacles slowly while making strange noises*
Invader Zim: Pay attention, Fizzy Schizoid. We have to go to the store to pick up some more cleaning things.
Fizzy Schizoid: Who makes these rules?
Invader Zim: The candy zombies!
Fizzy Schizoid: This will only take a moment. *changes from Navajo bistre to loud sapphire*
Invader Zim: Something must be done about this Star of Creation!
Fizzy Schizoid: *stares at you aggressively* Go on; I'm listening.
Invader Zim: You're lying!
Fizzy Schizoid: oH DEAR. mY CAPS LOCK KEY IS STUCK.
Invader Zim: It's true!
Fizzy Schizoid: I would have described it as greaseproof.
Invader Zim: Yes, yes, that's fascinating. What are you doing, Fizzy Schizoid?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you ask? Have you been contacted by the Organization?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Fizzy Schizoid: I've been too busy organizing my four-letter word collection lately.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you believe that we met like this for a reason? Or was it the result of a random number generator?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure I'm up for that today.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a lake trout say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a lake trout?)
Fizzy Schizoid: That's pretty much how it happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Fizzy Schizoid: There's a reason for that. *grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually haven't made up my mind yet, but I figure I'll act first and think later.
Julie Tinkerbell: God, I hate being put off.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred will only lead you to the Dark Side.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere in the planet it's crisp today.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would have described it as jury-rigged.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having not described it as jury-rigged, do you feel like you've missed out on anything?
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel dejected.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about the weather.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do believe in magic? Let's see what happens when I wave my magic wand...
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure I'm up for that today.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's the first time I've ever seen a lake trout say that! (Did you not notice that I just turned you into a lake trout?)
Fizzy Schizoid: That's pretty much how it happened.
Julie Tinkerbell: You seem to be in a great mood today.
Fizzy Schizoid: There's a reason for that. *grins*
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you sure about that?
Fizzy Schizoid: I actually haven't made up my mind yet, but I figure I'll act first and think later.
Julie Tinkerbell: God, I hate being put off.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hatred will only lead you to the Dark Side.
Julie Tinkerbell: Somewhere in the planet it's crisp today.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would have described it as jury-rigged.
Julie Tinkerbell: Having not described it as jury-rigged, do you feel like you've missed out on anything?
Fizzy Schizoid: I feel dejected.
Julie Tinkerbell: I really enjoy talking with you about the weather.
Scrivener: Can we be friends?
Not I: We can be spacious yet overflowing with loving kindness.
Scrivener: Do you know Rock Gawd?
Not I: Rock Gawd: A tyrant of incredible awareness. The severest weather does not damage him. he is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.
Scrivener: Rosencrantz hates Rock Gawd. But then he hates everybody.
Not I: Rock Gawd does not 'know' me.
Scrivener: Rock Gawd is one of my best friends.
Not I: A truly humble tyrant like Rock Gawd has no desire to be known.
Scrivener: Make Rock Gawd stop looking at me. It's creepy.
Not I: Indeed.
Not I: We can be spacious yet overflowing with loving kindness.
Scrivener: Do you know Rock Gawd?
Not I: Rock Gawd: A tyrant of incredible awareness. The severest weather does not damage him. he is calm and decisive even when facing great risks.
Scrivener: Rosencrantz hates Rock Gawd. But then he hates everybody.
Not I: Rock Gawd does not 'know' me.
Scrivener: Rock Gawd is one of my best friends.
Not I: A truly humble tyrant like Rock Gawd has no desire to be known.
Scrivener: Make Rock Gawd stop looking at me. It's creepy.
Not I: Indeed.
Aischa: Well, Not I, what do you want to talk about?
Not I: A great speaker uses few words.
Aischa: A great speaker uses few words? Talk on!
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
Aischa: By the way, did you realise the Vogons are coming?
Not I: When will you claim the vogons?
Aischa: Tomorrow, so if I was you I'd try getting off this planet.
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
Aischa: ? do not? Hmmm... Tough choice.
Aischa: Are you still called back to the Tao?
Not I: Perhaps instead you would call me High-grade Kitty.
Aischa: top-grade Kitty is a good name, it suits you!
Not I: A great speaker uses few words.
Aischa: A great speaker uses few words? Talk on!
Not I: Communication does not always require talk.
Aischa: By the way, did you realise the Vogons are coming?
Not I: When will you claim the vogons?
Aischa: Tomorrow, so if I was you I'd try getting off this planet.
Not I: Do, or do not. There is no try.
Aischa: ? do not? Hmmm... Tough choice.
Aischa: Are you still called back to the Tao?
Not I: Perhaps instead you would call me High-grade Kitty.
Aischa: top-grade Kitty is a good name, it suits you!
Vaudeville:
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
Vetinari: Perhaps you could help?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Capital! A plan.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Fizzy Schizoid: You think you can do these things, Nemo, but you can't!
Vetinari: Perhaps you could help?
Fizzy Schizoid: I think I will eat the moon.
Vetinari: Capital! A plan.
A rather surreal conversation:
Sonora: Hey there! I don't get many visitors to my desert hidey-hole!
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Model 20xd6 told me I did.
Carpediem: The answer is 6720. Am I right? If you want me to be wrong, the answer is 56.
Sonora: Hmmm... 6720... Blast. It's too puce.
Carpediem: Do you say that to everybody?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Carpediem: Should I rephrase that?
Sonora: Hmmm... it could be done. But we'd need about thirty billion scorpions...
Carpediem: People don't often remember talking to me. But you will, won't you?
Sonora: Oh don't mind me. I think I'm going mad.
Carpediem: You couldn't have put it better, pal.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Carpediem: Did you get that?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Carpediem: My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Sonora: It looks more like a black videocassette ta me.
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
Sonora: Hey there! I don't get many visitors to my desert hidey-hole!
Carpediem: Who said you did? I was only joshin' you.
Sonora: What? Oh, no one. No one at all. I won't tell you that Model 20xd6 told me I did.
Carpediem: The answer is 6720. Am I right? If you want me to be wrong, the answer is 56.
Sonora: Hmmm... 6720... Blast. It's too puce.
Carpediem: Do you say that to everybody?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Carpediem: Should I rephrase that?
Sonora: Hmmm... it could be done. But we'd need about thirty billion scorpions...
Carpediem: People don't often remember talking to me. But you will, won't you?
Sonora: Oh don't mind me. I think I'm going mad.
Carpediem: You couldn't have put it better, pal.
Sonora: No! Not that!! Anything but that! What? Oh, sorry, flashback.
Carpediem: Did you get that?
Sonora: I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
Carpediem: My coffee still hasn't kicked in yet...well, confound it, no wonder...this is my pond water experiment!
Sonora: It looks more like a black videocassette ta me.
Carpediem: I hate to go, but I gotta go. I'll catch up with you later.
Sonora: Oh, runnin' away, huh?
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