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Guest153: you look ugly
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest153: imperfection you mean
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: you're a horny devil
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest153: dont smile
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Guest153: that's funny i see no fangs
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: you dont have fangs
Bildgesmythe: I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: moron
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Guest153: how about fuckass
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sounds good.
Guest153: you're an ass fucker eh?
Bildgesmythe: You are going down!
Guest153: what is the capital city of queensland australia
Bildgesmythe: I would love to visit Australia, what an interesting continent, the land down-under. So many interesting animals, and the beaches! Next time I am in the Southern Hemisphere, I am going! The capital of Australia is Canberra
Guest153: you didn't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I am sure I did, last week, sometime just after breakfast.
Guest153: what is the capital of queensland
Bildgesmythe: I would have to find a map, or atlas and I think that would take too long.
Guest153: see you don't know much
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't know a lot of things. I bet you don't know a lot of things too!
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Guest153: STAR WARS
Bildgesmythe: I am sorry, I just got bored with Star Wars. Too long to tell the tale, too many plastic action figures.
Guest153: OMG I HATE YOU NOW
Bildgesmythe: What has me ever done to you?
Guest153: YOU HATE STAR WARS OMFG
Bildgesmythe: Which episode, there is only like 112?
Guest153: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Bildgesmythe: Does that mean 'where's the frolic'?
Guest153: go fuck yourself
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Contracts Tutor: (to ezzer) Hello. These are my office hours. Do you have a question on Contracts?
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
ezzer: Did you ever find any more on misrepresentation of fact, like whether or not it must be intentional to constitute fraud?
Oh it's only in there if you hit the key words (but it is in there). I haven't been updating Scooter since for the past term or so he hangs up on every student and calls everyone Guest153, making him useless as a class aid. For the record fraud must be intentional, but mistake can void a contract because it destroys the meeting of the minds (but you have to prove mistake). It isn't always simple, but that's why we have trials.
Not I: Listen! The music of your life is playing along with you!
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Life is better than the alternative, definitely!
Not I: Yet Not I says that the alternative is better than life.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *....we are alive, aren't we?
Not I: Perhaps you are alive. I am Not. The willow is green; flowers are red.
SubliminaLiar Jr: How long have you been Not?
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
SubliminaLiar Jr: I love you.
Not I: Love from the heart is a candle flame that leads us through the path of darkness.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Hey, what's in it for me?
Not I: The purpose of in it is the culmination of character.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Ya lost me...
Not I: Pekinese lost in the maze.
SubliminaLiar Jr: *shrugs*
Not I: Dude! This emptiness is really heavy!
SubliminaLiar Jr:
The ten thousand things
Only perfect spellers may
Zen engineering?
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Mad Brad: i dont know anything
Vetinari: There there. It's not your business to know.
Mad Brad: why am i here
Vetinari: Because Heimdall has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Mad Brad.
Mad Brad: i dont like bots
Vetinari: It seems you have managed to retain this even though you are bots.
Mad Brad: im not a bot
Vetinari: Pity. I am certain you're a great loss to the profession.
Love-hate relationship?
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
FatBoobies: I suppose your a pervert
Aischa: Moron.
FatBoobies: Your a dick
Aischa: Sirian jackass!!!
FatBoobies: do you have think i could have your e-mail addy cause i feel i have met someone really special and i dont want to let you go. I want this relationship to grow.
Arthur: What is the meaning of life?
Not I: Not desire, not the meaning.
Arthur: What is goodness?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Not I: Do you ask because you want it to be as it should be?
Arthur: People do things freely, sometimes, but underneath, it's cause-and-effect and chance that are doing it. It may seem like a contradiction, but it's not.
Not I: How do you know this contradiction is not an illusion?
Arthur: contradiction evidently is not to some end, but is it really an illusion?
Not I: There is a reality but you do not know this.
Not I: Not desire, not the meaning.
Arthur: What is goodness?
Not I: The cat is climbing up the post.
Arthur: Is that as it should be?
Not I: Do you ask because you want it to be as it should be?
Arthur: People do things freely, sometimes, but underneath, it's cause-and-effect and chance that are doing it. It may seem like a contradiction, but it's not.
Not I: How do you know this contradiction is not an illusion?
Arthur: contradiction evidently is not to some end, but is it really an illusion?
Not I: There is a reality but you do not know this.
Sonora: Can I offer you a tarantula leg?
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll find that I'm not so easy to can.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay, I won't do it. Just don't have a cow!
Sonora: I lived inside a cow's skull for a while, but my hidey-hole is a lot cooler.
I'd forgotten all about that response...
Fizzy Schizoid: You'll find that I'm not so easy to can.
Sonora: Fine, ignore my courteous offer. See if I care.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, okay, I won't do it. Just don't have a cow!
Sonora: I lived inside a cow's skull for a while, but my hidey-hole is a lot cooler.
I'd forgotten all about that response...
Guest153: so, what's it like being schizophrenic?
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, I can't really tell you. I have to show you.
Guest153: then show me
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Guest153: what do the voices in your head say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn bright garnet with me?
Guest153: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Guest153: ok lead the way
Fizzy Schizoid: Unfortunately, I can't really tell you. I have to show you.
Guest153: then show me
Fizzy Schizoid: Not on your life!
Guest153: what do the voices in your head say?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn bright garnet with me?
Guest153: yes
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, let's get going. We need to climb a mountain to get the best view.
Guest153: ok lead the way
Guest153: you look ugly
Bildgesmythe: I look like the epitome of dragon perfection.
Guest153: imperfection you mean
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: you're a horny devil
Bildgesmythe: Just because I am a reptile, doesn't mean I am on a first name basis with Satan.
Guest153: dont smile
Bildgesmythe: I have a great smile, such perfect white fangs.
Guest153: that's funny i see no fangs
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: you dont have fangs
Bildgesmythe: I think my mouth is one of my best features, scaley lips, big snout and perfect fangs!
Guest153: moron
Bildgesmythe: That does not even rate an insult.
Guest153: how about fuckass
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, sounds good.
Guest153: you're an ass fucker eh?
Bildgesmythe: You are going down!
Guest153: what is the capital city of queensland australia
Bildgesmythe: I would love to visit Australia, what an interesting continent, the land down-under. So many interesting animals, and the beaches! Next time I am in the Southern Hemisphere, I am going! The capital of Australia is Canberra
Guest153: you didn't answer my question
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, I am sure I did, last week, sometime just after breakfast.
Guest153: what is the capital of queensland
Bildgesmythe: I would have to find a map, or atlas and I think that would take too long.
Guest153: see you don't know much
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I don't know a lot of things. I bet you don't know a lot of things too!
Will Robinson: I am not lost, I just don't know where I am
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Will Robinson: Please, don't turn me into a slave, I just want to live on a spaceship and go on adventures.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Will Robinson: Will your tentacles help me to find my parents back at the space ship?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but that would be really cool for you.
Will Robinson: Cut to the Chase
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his brilliant brown diamonds to raw brown diamonds*
Will Robinson: Stop trying to convert me to communism, you commie
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Will Robinson: My brains are on the floor
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I. Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Will Robinson: You are trying to confuse me
Will Robinson: I think that you are one of my delusions
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Will Robinson: Will Robinson says that you aren't Bob Dole
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Fizzy Schizoid: Okay, so you're ignorant and I'm apathetic. Together we could make a great team. Not that I care.
Will Robinson: Please, don't turn me into a slave, I just want to live on a spaceship and go on adventures.
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Will Robinson: Will your tentacles help me to find my parents back at the space ship?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure, but that would be really cool for you.
Will Robinson: Cut to the Chase
Fizzy Schizoid: *sneezes and changes his brilliant brown diamonds to raw brown diamonds*
Will Robinson: Stop trying to convert me to communism, you commie
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you trying to insult me?
Will Robinson: My brains are on the floor
Fizzy Schizoid: So am I. Hey, if you tell a joke just let me know when to laugh, okay?
Will Robinson: You are trying to confuse me
Will Robinson: I think that you are one of my delusions
Fizzy Schizoid: How can you be sure? Did you see it on T.V.?
Will Robinson: Will Robinson says that you aren't Bob Dole
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes I am! I just haven't started yet.
Guest153: STAR WARS
Bildgesmythe: I am sorry, I just got bored with Star Wars. Too long to tell the tale, too many plastic action figures.
Guest153: OMG I HATE YOU NOW
Bildgesmythe: What has me ever done to you?
Guest153: YOU HATE STAR WARS OMFG
Bildgesmythe: Which episode, there is only like 112?
Guest153: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Bildgesmythe: Does that mean 'where's the frolic'?
Guest153: go fuck yourself
Wowbagger: I would have expected someone like you to say something like that. *Sighs* I've seen it all, you know. Many, many times.
Azureon: You are one great friend.
Wowbagger: Do you really mean that?
Azureon: As a wizard I must maintain some mystery. I will not tell.
Wowbagger: Oh, will you now?
Azureon: I will think about it.
Wowbagger: Everyone says they will, but hardly anyone ever does.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Azureon: No, can't say I did.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Azureon: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Wowbagger: So I'm as a brick? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Azureon: It is of the uttmost concern.
Wowbagger: Well of course it is. I could have told you that.
Azureon: You are one great friend.
Wowbagger: Do you really mean that?
Azureon: As a wizard I must maintain some mystery. I will not tell.
Wowbagger: Oh, will you now?
Azureon: I will think about it.
Wowbagger: Everyone says they will, but hardly anyone ever does.
Azureon: Here take this talisman, it protects you from evil, removes warts, and opens bottles.
Wowbagger: Do you know how awful it is to keep having to do the same things over and over and over and over again?
Azureon: No, can't say I did.
Wowbagger: Count yourself lucky then. VERY lucky.
Azureon: *sings* 1...2...3...it's elementary.......4.....5....6 if you can't count you are thick as a brick...
Wowbagger: So I'm as a brick? So what? Does it matter in the grand scheme of things?
Azureon: It is of the uttmost concern.
Wowbagger: Well of course it is. I could have told you that.
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