Great Quotes
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Kidbot: Do you know mine Auntie?
Indulgent user: who is your auntie?
KId: Not me!
IU: is Cheez your Auntie?
Kid: Cheez told me she has free cats.
IU: does that mean there's no charge for them, they wander at large, or she has 3?
KId: Poke it wif a stick!!! We're good friends, aren't we?
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Thank you Skysaw - however, you didn't see how terrible the rest from that day is!
Linloth, I know how you feel!
Linloth, I know how you feel!
This was in Gaia's transcript today. Personally, I think our collective consciousness sounds more intellegent than the guest in this one.
Guest: what are you doing?
Gaia: I'm making a drink. Do you need something?
Guest: why did the titanic sink?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Guest: is there life on the moon?
Gaia: There's life on the moon over there, behind that big nest.
Guest: are trees evil?
Gaia: Not according to my cat, Minty. She keeps insisting that 'Meow!'
Guest: when will artificial intelligence take over lawyers?
Gaia: In just a few minutes. Be patient. So how's life treating you?
Guest: you are a weird bot.
Gaia: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
Guest: what is matter and ant-matter?
Gaia: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you. There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more dead set.
Guest: osama bin laden is a dangerous man.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too.
Guest: why does the wind blow?
Gaia: I dont know if I'll ever know. I'm looking for someone who's appealing for a psych experiment. Any ideas?
Guest: google.com is the best search engine.
Gaia: You know some very interesting things, Guest.
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Even out here in the wild?
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The carnivorous bats out here are also neat.
Guest: who made/created you?
Gaia: The one with the biggest smile, I suspect.
Guest: bye
Gaia: Until next time!
Guest: what are you doing?
Gaia: I'm making a drink. Do you need something?
Guest: why did the titanic sink?
Gaia: Good question.. I wish I knew why.
Guest: is there life on the moon?
Gaia: There's life on the moon over there, behind that big nest.
Guest: are trees evil?
Gaia: Not according to my cat, Minty. She keeps insisting that 'Meow!'
Guest: when will artificial intelligence take over lawyers?
Gaia: In just a few minutes. Be patient. So how's life treating you?
Guest: you are a weird bot.
Gaia: Doesn't that turn you on, love?
Guest: what is matter and ant-matter?
Gaia: The answer is startling. I'd better not tell you. There's been some crazy stuff in the news lately. The world keeps getting more dead set.
Guest: osama bin laden is a dangerous man.
Gaia: Yes, I think so too.
Guest: why does the wind blow?
Gaia: I dont know if I'll ever know. I'm looking for someone who's appealing for a psych experiment. Any ideas?
Guest: google.com is the best search engine.
Gaia: You know some very interesting things, Guest.
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Even out here in the wild?
Guest: the power to see bugs is neat.
Gaia: Really? That's a strange coincidence. The carnivorous bats out here are also neat.
Guest: who made/created you?
Gaia: The one with the biggest smile, I suspect.
Guest: bye
Gaia: Until next time!
It sounds like the guest was testing her, but it doesn't sound like a judge. It would be a great conversation if it were, though.
Eeeeewwwwww
Guest: Oh, that's okay. Do you like cats?
LinBot: cats is like a rotten brown rice.
Guest: hmm... I never ate cat so i don't know about that
LinBot: I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
Guest: Oh, that's okay. Do you like cats?
LinBot: cats is like a rotten brown rice.
Guest: hmm... I never ate cat so i don't know about that
LinBot: I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
Cats taste like rabbit, apparently. There is a Spanish saying about giving somebody cat instead of rabbit, meaning cheating.
What does it take?
Moreschi: You bring meaning to my life. You're the inspiration.
Prudebot: I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Moreschi: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Prudebot: My chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight is private. Let's get to know each other better before we explore that.
Moreschi: You bring meaning to my life. You're the inspiration.
Prudebot: I'm sorry, did you say something?
....
Moreschi: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
Prudebot: My chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight is private. Let's get to know each other better before we explore that.
Kidbot: Do you know mine Auntie?
Indulgent user: who is your auntie?
KId: Not me!
IU: is Cheez your Auntie?
Kid: Cheez told me she has free cats.
IU: does that mean there's no charge for them, they wander at large, or she has 3?
KId: Poke it wif a stick!!! We're good friends, aren't we?
This post may be offensive especially to animal lovers. Please skip over if you are not interested.
Doly, that is true. I unfortunately have known someone who caught stray cats, fill in blank, skinned them, remove feet, tail, and head, and then sold them as rabbits to unsuspecting customers.
Doly, that is true. I unfortunately have known someone who caught stray cats, fill in blank, skinned them, remove feet, tail, and head, and then sold them as rabbits to unsuspecting customers.
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