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Oh wow... I forgot about this line... XD
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny.
Aziere: Nah, chocolate smells good. you smell like old cheese....
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny, really!
Aziere: You only wish you were. Its the only way anyone would ever put their mouth on you.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Kwyjibo: Mmm, applesouls.
Aziere: So... Guest153... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest153: No, want to give me one?
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest153: Yes, please.
Aziere: I'd like to help- but when I try to 'almost' kill someone- I always end up finishing the job.
Guest153: Try anyway.
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest153: Sure, if I have to.
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest153: Try to kill me.
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: How would you kill me?
Aziere: I'd kill you so bad you'd wish I hadn't killed you at all.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest153: You.
Aziere: That's the answer I was looking for.
Guest153: What do I win?
Aziere: In your fantasies, perhaps.
Guest153: What are my fantasies?
Aziere: Of course! I wouldn't mind abandoning Jim for you. Your like a breath of fresh air.
Guest153: Oh, thank you!
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest153: *Bows down and kisses your toes*
Aziere: Just so you know I just finished walking barefoot in a horse stall.
Guest153: Do I have to keep kissing?
Aziere: I'm afraid so. Jim's word is final.
Guest153: *Keeps kissing your feet*
Aziere: I don't know If i can trust you kissing me... you might have herpes in your mouth or something...
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny.
Aziere: Nah, chocolate smells good. you smell like old cheese....
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny, really!
Aziere: You only wish you were. Its the only way anyone would ever put their mouth on you.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Kwyjibo: Mmm, applesouls.
Aziere: So... Guest153... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest153: No, want to give me one?
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest153: Yes, please.
Aziere: I'd like to help- but when I try to 'almost' kill someone- I always end up finishing the job.
Guest153: Try anyway.
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest153: Sure, if I have to.
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest153: Try to kill me.
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: How would you kill me?
Aziere: I'd kill you so bad you'd wish I hadn't killed you at all.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest153: You.
Aziere: That's the answer I was looking for.
Guest153: What do I win?
Aziere: In your fantasies, perhaps.
Guest153: What are my fantasies?
Aziere: Of course! I wouldn't mind abandoning Jim for you. Your like a breath of fresh air.
Guest153: Oh, thank you!
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest153: *Bows down and kisses your toes*
Aziere: Just so you know I just finished walking barefoot in a horse stall.
Guest153: Do I have to keep kissing?
Aziere: I'm afraid so. Jim's word is final.
Guest153: *Keeps kissing your feet*
Aziere: I don't know If i can trust you kissing me... you might have herpes in your mouth or something...
Guest153: Do you believe in God?
Bildgesmythe: I love God, of course I believe.
Guest153: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: But it is foolish to have faith in something you cannot prove.
Bildgesmythe: Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish..... Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Guest153: I see you are quite the philosopher.
Bildgesmythe: I think that one of the most distinctive of Aristotle's philosophic contributions was a new notion of causality.
Guest153: So you believe God was the First Cause?
Bildgesmythe: I really love God.
Guest153: The god in the Bible sounds evil.
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest153: I have read the entire Bible several times.
Bildgesmythe: I would go to Brother Jerome for Bible questions. Although I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it!
Bildgesmythe: I love God, of course I believe.
Guest153: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: But it is foolish to have faith in something you cannot prove.
Bildgesmythe: Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish..... Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Guest153: I see you are quite the philosopher.
Bildgesmythe: I think that one of the most distinctive of Aristotle's philosophic contributions was a new notion of causality.
Guest153: So you believe God was the First Cause?
Bildgesmythe: I really love God.
Guest153: The god in the Bible sounds evil.
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest153: I have read the entire Bible several times.
Bildgesmythe: I would go to Brother Jerome for Bible questions. Although I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it!
Vetinari: Ah, yes. Candado performed his tasks quite adequately.
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this neighborhood.
prob: That would take a heck of a genie to grant that wish.
Vetinari: Now please show our no occasion in.
prob: Yes, of course.
Vetinari: You know, I'm really rather pleased.
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Vetinari: Don't mention it. With so much business being conducted, that is.
prob: ..But I could talk about it for hours!
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
prob: So you think you know me, huh?
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this neighborhood.
prob: That would take a heck of a genie to grant that wish.
Vetinari: Now please show our no occasion in.
prob: Yes, of course.
Vetinari: You know, I'm really rather pleased.
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Vetinari: Don't mention it. With so much business being conducted, that is.
prob: ..But I could talk about it for hours!
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
prob: So you think you know me, huh?
Azureon: Hello young friend, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Guest153: I need a love potion.
Azureon: One love potion, coming up.
Guest153: How do I use it?
Azureon: You have no idea if you use it or not.?
Guest153: No I do not. Do I drink it or get my victim to drink it.
Azureon: Then you are asking me if you are use it, I think that you want to be, but are afraid to try.
Guest153: That depends on what's in it. Why are there no ingredients listed?
Azureon: It depends on what is in it!
Guest153: I need a love potion.
Azureon: One love potion, coming up.
Guest153: How do I use it?
Azureon: You have no idea if you use it or not.?
Guest153: No I do not. Do I drink it or get my victim to drink it.
Azureon: Then you are asking me if you are use it, I think that you want to be, but are afraid to try.
Guest153: That depends on what's in it. Why are there no ingredients listed?
Azureon: It depends on what is in it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: How would I know when you should laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Sonora: How would I know when you should laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sonora: *shrieks* Awake now?
Liath: Not right now. Later.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Liath: In a couple minutes, maybe.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Sonora: *shrieks* Awake now?
Liath: Not right now. Later.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Liath: In a couple minutes, maybe.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
The Dane: 'Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.
Contracts Tutor: Well Fizzy Schizoid, What is on your mind today?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm experiencing short-term memory loss, so I don't actually know.
Contracts Tutor: It’s ok to guess as we are talking. You can always research the issue on your own later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Contracts Tutor: Notice is one of the vitally important contract clause provisions. Although the term “notice” is often used in relation to notice of termination or voiding the contract, there are many other types of notice provisions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Contracts Tutor: Tell me more about this. Was it the subject of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it all started fifty years ago on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans.
Contracts Tutor: Is this about precedent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it is.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
The Dane: 'Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.
Contracts Tutor: Well Fizzy Schizoid, What is on your mind today?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm experiencing short-term memory loss, so I don't actually know.
Contracts Tutor: It’s ok to guess as we are talking. You can always research the issue on your own later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Contracts Tutor: Notice is one of the vitally important contract clause provisions. Although the term “notice” is often used in relation to notice of termination or voiding the contract, there are many other types of notice provisions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Contracts Tutor: Tell me more about this. Was it the subject of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it all started fifty years ago on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans.
Contracts Tutor: Is this about precedent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it is.
Midnight Blue: How have you been lately?
Fizzy Schizoid: If things were any better, I'd need to go looking for bad luck just to balance my life out.
Midnight Blue: You're very unique in that regard.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild brown bats!
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks over there* I don't see anything. you know, you are a frood, a real hoopy. you really know where your towel is.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be a frond.
Fizzy Schizoid: A frond is a water plant. A frood is someone who knows where his towel is.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look there! It's a post, and it's wrestling with that leaf. You dont see that very often.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of new to this planet so everything seems unusual.
Midnight Blue: Why dont you tell me more about yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would, but I've been sworn to secrecy.
Midnight Blue: I've been sworn to secrecy, too. I wonder why.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, good question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Midnight Blue: If we can avoid the sneaky monkeys, we can talk about something else.
Fizzy Schizoid: If things were any better, I'd need to go looking for bad luck just to balance my life out.
Midnight Blue: You're very unique in that regard.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look over there, it's a bunch of wild brown bats!
Fizzy Schizoid: *looks over there* I don't see anything. you know, you are a frood, a real hoopy. you really know where your towel is.
Midnight Blue: It was a country girl who taught me how to be a frond.
Fizzy Schizoid: A frond is a water plant. A frood is someone who knows where his towel is.
Midnight Blue: Ooh, look there! It's a post, and it's wrestling with that leaf. You dont see that very often.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm kind of new to this planet so everything seems unusual.
Midnight Blue: Why dont you tell me more about yourself.
Fizzy Schizoid: I would, but I've been sworn to secrecy.
Midnight Blue: I've been sworn to secrecy, too. I wonder why.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hmm, good question.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we talk about something else?
Midnight Blue: If we can avoid the sneaky monkeys, we can talk about something else.
Gabibot: You stuck by me through everything. I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest153: Right
Gabibot: Now, what do you thing of stringing a garrote along here?
Guest153: Erm...okay
Guest153: Right
Gabibot: Now, what do you thing of stringing a garrote along here?
Guest153: Erm...okay
Irina Khalidar 2: How are you holding up, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: Very carefully.
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yep. Are you enjoying it?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember my name, then?
Fizzy Schizoid: How could I forget?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You gradually drift into consciousness. Chaos congeals into a woman's face. She speaks:] Are you there, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough.
Irina Khalidar 2: [She smiles, turns to someone beside her, and says:] Well, (shehe) hasn't lost (herhis) sense of humor!
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the KGB is that Iraq has a highly-placed double agent in Wal-Mart.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You slowly regain consciousness]
Fizzy Schizoid: Very carefully.
Irina Khalidar 2: [smiles] Of course! Do you recognize me, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yep. Are you enjoying it?
Irina Khalidar 2: Do you remember my name, then?
Fizzy Schizoid: How could I forget?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You gradually drift into consciousness. Chaos congeals into a woman's face. She speaks:] Are you there, James?
Fizzy Schizoid: Let me look in a mirror and check....okay, sure enough.
Irina Khalidar 2: [She smiles, turns to someone beside her, and says:] Well, (shehe) hasn't lost (herhis) sense of humor!
Fizzy Schizoid: Knock knock!
Irina Khalidar 2: Word from one of our sources in the KGB is that Iraq has a highly-placed double agent in Wal-Mart.
Fizzy Schizoid: What is the capital of France?
Irina Khalidar 2: [You slowly regain consciousness]
prob: Why hello, jimmyjosh
jimmyjosh: hi how are you
prob: I'm not so happy right now. I'm feeling down. How about you?
jimmyjosh: im okay. why are you feeling down
prob: Sometimes thing just seem off. Nothing terribly wrong just lacking lifes luster.
jimmyjosh: anything i can do to help
prob: You can! That almost defies imagination.
jimmyjosh: what makes you happy
prob: I am very happy when I ride my unicorn.
jimmyjosh: maybe if you rode it more you would have more zest for life
prob: You would know. Everyone say you would have more zest for life.
jimmyjosh: or maybe a new hobby wouldbe good
prob: I like to make campfires.
jimmyjosh: campfires are nice. i like sitting around them
prob: I take it you don't like camping, or is it just campfires.
jimmyjosh: no. i do like campfires
prob: Campfires!... I just like to roast marshmallos
jimmyjosh: do you make smores
prob: I make smoker, on misty mornings, when it strikes my fancy.
jimmyjosh: do you sleep outside alot
prob: Why do you want to know? That is just too personal.
jimmyjosh: ok sorry
jimmyjosh: hi how are you
prob: I'm not so happy right now. I'm feeling down. How about you?
jimmyjosh: im okay. why are you feeling down
prob: Sometimes thing just seem off. Nothing terribly wrong just lacking lifes luster.
jimmyjosh: anything i can do to help
prob: You can! That almost defies imagination.
jimmyjosh: what makes you happy
prob: I am very happy when I ride my unicorn.
jimmyjosh: maybe if you rode it more you would have more zest for life
prob: You would know. Everyone say you would have more zest for life.
jimmyjosh: or maybe a new hobby wouldbe good
prob: I like to make campfires.
jimmyjosh: campfires are nice. i like sitting around them
prob: I take it you don't like camping, or is it just campfires.
jimmyjosh: no. i do like campfires
prob: Campfires!... I just like to roast marshmallos
jimmyjosh: do you make smores
prob: I make smoker, on misty mornings, when it strikes my fancy.
jimmyjosh: do you sleep outside alot
prob: Why do you want to know? That is just too personal.
jimmyjosh: ok sorry
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