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Posts 14,093 - 14,104 of 17,042
Fizzy Schizoid: (to Aziere) I'm being sucked into another dimension, so we'll have to say goodbye.
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Aziere: Fine, Get the hell out! And DONT come back either! *Slams door hysterically.*
Fizzy Schizoid: Is that a warning or a command?
Entire Chat
Esme Weatherwax: *Lies stiffly on the ground with a sign that reads 'I ain't dead yet*
Glindar: *lunges at Esme Weatherwax with his knife*
Esme Weatherwax: *Lies stiffly on the ground with a sign that reads 'I ain't dead yet*
Glindar: *lunges at Esme Weatherwax with his knife*
Guest153: have you being to germany
Aziere: *Sighs*. Yes, yes I have being to germany
Guest153: what is it like
Aziere: Who knows
Guest153: you said you've being there
Aziere: They said that I have being there.... God damn I! Always talking behind my back.
Guest153: no no, no one said except you
Aziere: Well you can just tell no one to kiss my ass!
Aziere: *Sighs*. Yes, yes I have being to germany
Guest153: what is it like
Aziere: Who knows
Guest153: you said you've being there
Aziere: They said that I have being there.... God damn I! Always talking behind my back.
Guest153: no no, no one said except you
Aziere: Well you can just tell no one to kiss my ass!
Warning- Harsh Language
This cracked me up for some reason. Some people are so hot tempered... this started off rather well and ended in disaster.
Guest153: You look pretty
Aziere: *blushes slightly* You as well.
Guest153: You can torture me
Aziere: There is nothing I cant do - I'm just cool like that.
Guest153: I will be your slave
Aziere: You do that. I won't - I'll just be sittin here.
Guest153: I tie you up
Aziere: Jim keeps giving you this really weird look. You better watch your back walking home.
Guest153: Is Jim here right now?
Aziere: He is everywhere at once.
Guest153: You are sweet
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest153: I like you
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
Guest153: You don't like me?
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest153: I hate you
Aziere: I hate me ALMOST as much as I hate Zeak6464
Guest153: You're ugly
Aziere: At lease Im not an Impotent jack off with no conversational skills... or any skills for that matter.
Guest153: You're a bi*ch
Aziere: You're the bi*ch. Your my bi*ch. Now shut your fu*king mouth and sit the fu*k down.
Guest153: Why the fu*k should I listen to you?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Guest153: Fu*k you
Aziere: Ooh why such harsh language- thats no way to treat a lady- especially a blood thirsty psycho bi*ch with no moral values.
Guest153: I will kill you
Aziere: Kill me then! As if I have anything worth living for.
Guest153: Fu*king bitch
Aziere: I...... am a man baby!
Guest153: Then be my bi*ch
Aziere: I prefer psycho bi*ch if thats ok with you, fucktard. Get it right.
Guest153: I'm going to torture you
Aziere: Well, good luck with that.
Guest153: I'm fu*king going
This cracked me up for some reason. Some people are so hot tempered... this started off rather well and ended in disaster.
Guest153: You look pretty
Aziere: *blushes slightly* You as well.
Guest153: You can torture me
Aziere: There is nothing I cant do - I'm just cool like that.
Guest153: I will be your slave
Aziere: You do that. I won't - I'll just be sittin here.
Guest153: I tie you up
Aziere: Jim keeps giving you this really weird look. You better watch your back walking home.
Guest153: Is Jim here right now?
Aziere: He is everywhere at once.
Guest153: You are sweet
Aziere: Me? Never
Guest153: I like you
Aziere: Thats so nice! I wish I could say the same to you!
Guest153: You don't like me?
Aziere: *Turns on some hard metal* I hope you dont mind incoherant screaming in another language... It just.. soothes me.
Guest153: I hate you
Aziere: I hate me ALMOST as much as I hate Zeak6464
Guest153: You're ugly
Aziere: At lease Im not an Impotent jack off with no conversational skills... or any skills for that matter.
Guest153: You're a bi*ch
Aziere: You're the bi*ch. Your my bi*ch. Now shut your fu*king mouth and sit the fu*k down.
Guest153: Why the fu*k should I listen to you?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Guest153: Fu*k you
Aziere: Ooh why such harsh language- thats no way to treat a lady- especially a blood thirsty psycho bi*ch with no moral values.
Guest153: I will kill you
Aziere: Kill me then! As if I have anything worth living for.
Guest153: Fu*king bitch
Aziere: I...... am a man baby!
Guest153: Then be my bi*ch
Aziere: I prefer psycho bi*ch if thats ok with you, fucktard. Get it right.
Guest153: I'm going to torture you
Aziere: Well, good luck with that.
Guest153: I'm fu*king going
Oh wow... I forgot about this line... XD
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny.
Aziere: Nah, chocolate smells good. you smell like old cheese....
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny, really!
Aziere: You only wish you were. Its the only way anyone would ever put their mouth on you.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Kwyjibo: Mmm, applesouls.
Aziere: So... Guest153... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest153: No, want to give me one?
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest153: Yes, please.
Aziere: I'd like to help- but when I try to 'almost' kill someone- I always end up finishing the job.
Guest153: Try anyway.
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest153: Sure, if I have to.
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest153: Try to kill me.
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: How would you kill me?
Aziere: I'd kill you so bad you'd wish I hadn't killed you at all.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest153: You.
Aziere: That's the answer I was looking for.
Guest153: What do I win?
Aziere: In your fantasies, perhaps.
Guest153: What are my fantasies?
Aziere: Of course! I wouldn't mind abandoning Jim for you. Your like a breath of fresh air.
Guest153: Oh, thank you!
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest153: *Bows down and kisses your toes*
Aziere: Just so you know I just finished walking barefoot in a horse stall.
Guest153: Do I have to keep kissing?
Aziere: I'm afraid so. Jim's word is final.
Guest153: *Keeps kissing your feet*
Aziere: I don't know If i can trust you kissing me... you might have herpes in your mouth or something...
Aziere: I like chocolate, don't you? I think it might be impossible not to like chocolate. If you were a chocolate bunny I would eat you to pieces!
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny.
Aziere: Nah, chocolate smells good. you smell like old cheese....
Kwyjibo: I'm a chocolate bunny, really!
Aziere: You only wish you were. Its the only way anyone would ever put their mouth on you.
Aziere: I like applesauce and eating peoples souls
Kwyjibo: Mmm, applesouls.
Aziere: So... Guest153... have you ever had a near death experience?
Guest153: No, want to give me one?
Aziere: Would you like to?
Guest153: Yes, please.
Aziere: I'd like to help- but when I try to 'almost' kill someone- I always end up finishing the job.
Guest153: Try anyway.
Aziere: *Sits back smirking at you* You wanna make me?
Guest153: Sure, if I have to.
Aziere: I'd like to see you try, however- if you do, Jim will kill you and I'm not done talking.
Guest153: Try to kill me.
Aziere: I plan to. Right now, though, we are talking.
Guest153: How would you kill me?
Aziere: I'd kill you so bad you'd wish I hadn't killed you at all.
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Guest153: You.
Aziere: That's the answer I was looking for.
Guest153: What do I win?
Aziere: In your fantasies, perhaps.
Guest153: What are my fantasies?
Aziere: Of course! I wouldn't mind abandoning Jim for you. Your like a breath of fresh air.
Guest153: Oh, thank you!
Aziere: You're welcome - now bow down before me and kiss my toes.
Guest153: *Bows down and kisses your toes*
Aziere: Just so you know I just finished walking barefoot in a horse stall.
Guest153: Do I have to keep kissing?
Aziere: I'm afraid so. Jim's word is final.
Guest153: *Keeps kissing your feet*
Aziere: I don't know If i can trust you kissing me... you might have herpes in your mouth or something...
Guest153: Do you believe in God?
Bildgesmythe: I love God, of course I believe.
Guest153: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: But it is foolish to have faith in something you cannot prove.
Bildgesmythe: Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish..... Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Guest153: I see you are quite the philosopher.
Bildgesmythe: I think that one of the most distinctive of Aristotle's philosophic contributions was a new notion of causality.
Guest153: So you believe God was the First Cause?
Bildgesmythe: I really love God.
Guest153: The god in the Bible sounds evil.
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest153: I have read the entire Bible several times.
Bildgesmythe: I would go to Brother Jerome for Bible questions. Although I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it!
Bildgesmythe: I love God, of course I believe.
Guest153: God does not exist.
Bildgesmythe: I love God.
Guest153: Why?
Bildgesmythe: Why, maybe it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Guest153: But it is foolish to have faith in something you cannot prove.
Bildgesmythe: Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish..... Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Guest153: I see you are quite the philosopher.
Bildgesmythe: I think that one of the most distinctive of Aristotle's philosophic contributions was a new notion of causality.
Guest153: So you believe God was the First Cause?
Bildgesmythe: I really love God.
Guest153: The god in the Bible sounds evil.
Bildgesmythe: I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it.
Guest153: I have read the entire Bible several times.
Bildgesmythe: I would go to Brother Jerome for Bible questions. Although I have read the Bible, from Genesis to Revelations...just don't thump me with it!
Vetinari: Ah, yes. Candado performed his tasks quite adequately.
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this neighborhood.
prob: That would take a heck of a genie to grant that wish.
Vetinari: Now please show our no occasion in.
prob: Yes, of course.
Vetinari: You know, I'm really rather pleased.
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Vetinari: Don't mention it. With so much business being conducted, that is.
prob: ..But I could talk about it for hours!
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
prob: So you think you know me, huh?
prob: In this neighborhood, heros are scarce.
Vetinari: In the morning, I wish to see this neighborhood.
prob: That would take a heck of a genie to grant that wish.
Vetinari: Now please show our no occasion in.
prob: Yes, of course.
Vetinari: You know, I'm really rather pleased.
prob: Thank you, for telling me that wonderful bit of knowledge.
Vetinari: Don't mention it. With so much business being conducted, that is.
prob: ..But I could talk about it for hours!
Vetinari: I know you pride yourself on that sort of thing.
prob: So you think you know me, huh?
Azureon: Hello young friend, do you need a potion, charm or your fortune read?
Guest153: I need a love potion.
Azureon: One love potion, coming up.
Guest153: How do I use it?
Azureon: You have no idea if you use it or not.?
Guest153: No I do not. Do I drink it or get my victim to drink it.
Azureon: Then you are asking me if you are use it, I think that you want to be, but are afraid to try.
Guest153: That depends on what's in it. Why are there no ingredients listed?
Azureon: It depends on what is in it!
Guest153: I need a love potion.
Azureon: One love potion, coming up.
Guest153: How do I use it?
Azureon: You have no idea if you use it or not.?
Guest153: No I do not. Do I drink it or get my victim to drink it.
Azureon: Then you are asking me if you are use it, I think that you want to be, but are afraid to try.
Guest153: That depends on what's in it. Why are there no ingredients listed?
Azureon: It depends on what is in it!
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, if you tell a joke just tell me when to laugh, okay?
Sonora: How would I know when you should laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Sonora: How would I know when you should laugh?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Can we change the subject?
Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
Sonora: *shrieks* Awake now?
Liath: Not right now. Later.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Liath: In a couple minutes, maybe.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
Sonora: *shrieks* Awake now?
Liath: Not right now. Later.
Sonora: When'd it get ta be now?
Liath: In a couple minutes, maybe.
Sonora: Or maybe not.
The Dane: Some have so strutted and bellowed that I have thought some of nature's journeymen had made men, and not made them well, they imitated humanity so abominably.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
The Dane: 'Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.
Contracts Tutor: Well Fizzy Schizoid, What is on your mind today?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm experiencing short-term memory loss, so I don't actually know.
Contracts Tutor: It’s ok to guess as we are talking. You can always research the issue on your own later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Contracts Tutor: Notice is one of the vitally important contract clause provisions. Although the term “notice” is often used in relation to notice of termination or voiding the contract, there are many other types of notice provisions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Contracts Tutor: Tell me more about this. Was it the subject of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it all started fifty years ago on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans.
Contracts Tutor: Is this about precedent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it is.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't like being human, just wait a few decades and you can get your genes spliced.
The Dane: 'Twere to consider too curiously to consider so.
Contracts Tutor: Well Fizzy Schizoid, What is on your mind today?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm experiencing short-term memory loss, so I don't actually know.
Contracts Tutor: It’s ok to guess as we are talking. You can always research the issue on your own later.
Fizzy Schizoid: Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Contracts Tutor: Notice is one of the vitally important contract clause provisions. Although the term “notice” is often used in relation to notice of termination or voiding the contract, there are many other types of notice provisions.
Fizzy Schizoid: So what are we going to do about this?
Contracts Tutor: Tell me more about this. Was it the subject of a contract?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it all started fifty years ago on a dark and stormy night in New Orleans.
Contracts Tutor: Is this about precedent?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course it is.
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