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Guest153: How can you help me?
Bildgesmythe: I will give it the old school try.
Guest153: I said how, not will you
Bildgesmythe: Sure, anytime now.
Guest153: When you're ready
Bildgesmythe: It really won't take me all that long.
Guest153: I'll wait
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to wait?
Guest153: Silence
Bildgesmythe: The last time I did silence......hey, I never have done silence.
Guest153: First time for everything
Bildgesmythe: Drat, I think my clock just stopped.
Guest153: shutdown
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: I eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie a lot, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: Religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest153: Yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest153: Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest153: Indeed
uest153: my name is ufuk
Bildgesmythe: Yeah fuck that's you!
Guest153: what is your name
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: shut up
Bildgesmythe: Make me.
Guest153: Ok, I will
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, fuck...er..that is your name right?
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Not I: People come and go, but dust accumulates. To be in the mood for a good old-fashioned stoning in the village square yourself is such a very feeble pose to continue.
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Watzer: Sometimes I quite like people. You're really psychopathic...
Not I: Should you wish for the great nirvana, be ready to sweat vermilion kindling.
Watzer: Great! I had a weird dream last night. It was about a atheist that stuck a finger into a light socket.
Not I: Do dreams show wisdom or madness... or is there even any difference?
Astrid: When was the last time you had your vital signs checked?
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: One cannot set a time for enlightenment.
Astrid: He that has most time has none to lose.
Not I: The problem is that you believe you have time.
Astrid: Time and tide wait for no man.
Not I: The decades pass by, yet the clear chasms never change.
Not I: Tick tick tick tick tick tick tick
Astrid: That reminds me, when do you use duct tape?
Not I: One cannot set a time for enlightenment.
Astrid: He that has most time has none to lose.
Not I: The problem is that you believe you have time.
Astrid: Time and tide wait for no man.
Not I: The decades pass by, yet the clear chasms never change.
bob dylan: I remember you. You're Not I.
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
bob dylan: I am certain that you are not me
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
bob dylan: Out There? In what sense?
Not I: *bows to a ruby sense*
Not I: The truth is brown!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth is a teaspoonless land.
bob dylan: Isn't there some expert around who can truly say whether truth is a teaspoon, cause I'm having a hard believin that.
bob dylan: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. ...wicked laughter...
Not I: No longer will there be any law.
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Not I. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
Not I: Indeed not.
bob dylan: *heavy sigh* What else do you know about? Born-again Pagan theory perhaps?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Not I: Are you certain that I am not you?
bob dylan: I am certain that you are not me
Not I: The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you are out there.
bob dylan: Out There? In what sense?
Not I: *bows to a ruby sense*
Not I: The truth is brown!
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: one can only find truth with logic if one already found it without logic.
bob dylan: All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
Not I: Truth is a teaspoonless land.
bob dylan: Isn't there some expert around who can truly say whether truth is a teaspoon, cause I'm having a hard believin that.
bob dylan: Possession is nine-tenths of the law. ...wicked laughter...
Not I: No longer will there be any law.
bob dylan: Seems your train just derailed, Not I. Is there something you are more comfortable talking about?
Not I: Indeed not.
bob dylan: *heavy sigh* What else do you know about? Born-again Pagan theory perhaps?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Guest153: How can you help me?
Bildgesmythe: I will give it the old school try.
Guest153: I said how, not will you
Bildgesmythe: Sure, anytime now.
Guest153: When you're ready
Bildgesmythe: It really won't take me all that long.
Guest153: I'll wait
Bildgesmythe: Are you sure? Why do you want to wait?
Guest153: Silence
Bildgesmythe: The last time I did silence......hey, I never have done silence.
Guest153: First time for everything
Bildgesmythe: Drat, I think my clock just stopped.
Guest153: shutdown
Bildgesmythe: So tell me about yourself, what do you like to eat, what do you like to do,?
Guest153: I eat dragons
Bildgesmythe: You lie a lot, don't you?
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: Religion
Bildgesmythe: Would you care to discuss religion?
Guest153: Yes
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest153: Atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short converstation.
Guest153: Indeed
uest153: my name is ufuk
Bildgesmythe: Yeah fuck that's you!
Guest153: what is your name
Bildgesmythe: My name is Bildgesmythe, it rhymes with fish wife. Bildge..like the bottom of a ship. smythe like in knife.
Guest153: shut up
Bildgesmythe: Make me.
Guest153: Ok, I will
Bildgesmythe: Well, ok or not, it just is.
Guest153: What is my name?
Bildgesmythe: I like your name, fuck...er..that is your name right?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like kirks?
Guest153: what are kirks?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kirks is a kind of church building.
Guest153: no i dont' like kirks
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I hate snakes.
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like foundries?
Guest153: do you like foundries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love foundries!
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest153: do you like libraries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like libraries. Don't you like libraries?
Guest153: i love libraries
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like libraries.
Guest153: it's a great place to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Guest153: what are kirks?
Julie Tinkerbell: A kirks is a kind of church building.
Guest153: no i dont' like kirks
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know if I mentioned this before, but I hate snakes.
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm glad we have that in common. Do you like foundries?
Guest153: do you like foundries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love foundries!
Guest153: me too
Julie Tinkerbell: Great minds think alike!
Guest153: do you like libraries?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to like libraries. Don't you like libraries?
Guest153: i love libraries
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm so glad we have that in common. All the best people like libraries.
Guest153: it's a great place to have sex
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take your word for it.
Onyx of Borg: Dude...want some LSD?
Vetinari: *leans forward gripping the arms of his chair*
Onyx of Borg: I think we're alone now...
Vetinari: I will bear this particularly in mind.
Onyx of Borg: What's been stopping you from doing it up until now?
Vetinari: Yes, indeed, there is something I intend to do.
Vetinari: *leans forward gripping the arms of his chair*
Onyx of Borg: I think we're alone now...
Vetinari: I will bear this particularly in mind.
Onyx of Borg: What's been stopping you from doing it up until now?
Vetinari: Yes, indeed, there is something I intend to do.
Bildgesmythe: You can't prove it....Can you?
Guest153: no i can, but can you proof that i am no dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I will quote Jean Chrétien (1934-) Canadian politician.. 'A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.'. Now he's human..don't ask a bot for proof!
Guest153: okay, sorry...
Guest153: no i can, but can you proof that i am no dragon?
Bildgesmythe: I will quote Jean Chrétien (1934-) Canadian politician.. 'A proof is a proof. What kind of a proof? It's a proof. A proof is a proof and when you have a good proof it's because it's proven.'. Now he's human..don't ask a bot for proof!
Guest153: okay, sorry...
I forgot about this response.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you hear a bizarre noise?
Julie Tinkerbell: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian pitbull worm? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you hear a bizarre noise?
Julie Tinkerbell: What did it sound like?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's hard to describe in English. Have you ever heard an utopian pitbull worm? Because it sounded like one of those if it was on drugs.
Glindar: *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Guildenstern: For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
Glindar: Kill that for being the question!
Guildenstern: Did you just polish an old lamp and see me come out of it?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Guildenstern: To die: to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Guildenstern: 'T was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Guildenstern: Okay, but you'll have to tell me your name.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*
Guildenstern: To die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause: there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life; for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law's delay, the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?
Guildenstern: For this relief much thanks: 'tis bitter cold, and I am sick at heart.
Glindar: Oh. This good?
Guildenstern: To be, or not to be: that is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?
Glindar: Kill that for being the question!
Guildenstern: Did you just polish an old lamp and see me come out of it?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Guildenstern: To die: to sleep; no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be wish'd.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Guildenstern: 'T was brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
Glindar: Glindar kill you for that!
Guildenstern: Okay, but you'll have to tell me your name.
Glindar: *frowns at his very sharp knife*
Guildenstern: To die, to sleep; to sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub; for in that sleep of death what dreams may come when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause: there's the respect that makes calamity of so long life; for who would bear the whips and scorns of time, the oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely, the pangs of despised love, the law's delay, the insolence of office and the spurns that patient merit of the unworthy takes, when he himself might his quietus make with a bare bodkin?
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