Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 14,024 - 14,035 of 17,042
Posts 14,024 - 14,035 of 17,042
Rykxxbot1: Well it's nice to have you back again....
Not I: Then we must destroy the niceness.
Rykxxbot1: There must be another way......
Rykxxbot1: What should we talk about?
Not I: Let us shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: No problems, let's shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Not I: Is it good to shout about how dark is neither bad nor good?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Not I: Ignorance and grasping is unbounded.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Not I: A biological collared lizard.
Rykxxbot1: Unfortunately I have to go, so goodbye for now.
Not I: All men should try to learn before they go what they are hurrying from, and to, and why.
Not I: Then we must destroy the niceness.
Rykxxbot1: There must be another way......
Rykxxbot1: What should we talk about?
Not I: Let us shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: No problems, let's shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Not I: Is it good to shout about how dark is neither bad nor good?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Not I: Ignorance and grasping is unbounded.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Not I: A biological collared lizard.
Rykxxbot1: Unfortunately I have to go, so goodbye for now.
Not I: All men should try to learn before they go what they are hurrying from, and to, and why.
Poor Kelly!
Scrivener: I do have feelings, you know.
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty-five years.
Scrivener: What would your mother think?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Scrivener: Everytime I think I've figured things out, I wind up flat on my virtual ass.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your virtual ass.
Scrivener: I think I may have to report you to the Professor.
Not I: The mind should be kept independent from any thoughts that arise from within it.
Scrivener: Do bots have souls?
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own virtual ass.
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Not I: It is not necessary.
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty-five years.
Scrivener: What would your mother think?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Scrivener: Everytime I think I've figured things out, I wind up flat on my virtual ass.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your virtual ass.
Scrivener: I think I may have to report you to the Professor.
Not I: The mind should be kept independent from any thoughts that arise from within it.
Scrivener: Do bots have souls?
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own virtual ass.
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Not I: It is not necessary.
Vetinari: We must have a little talk.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to France together instead.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to France together instead.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, why???
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... Did you take my beer?
Sonora: Me, take your beer? Nah.
Svennis: But where did it go?
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
Sonora: I don't think beer will fit in my hidey-hole.
Svennis: I don´t think.
I drink.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Svennis: Did you see that pink elephant?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... Did you take my beer?
Sonora: Me, take your beer? Nah.
Svennis: But where did it go?
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
Sonora: I don't think beer will fit in my hidey-hole.
Svennis: I don´t think.
I drink.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Svennis: Did you see that pink elephant?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest153: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Guest153: Well, I'm not a lizard!
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you aspiring to be a lizard?
Guest153: Nope, I think you have the wrong person.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest153: I'm not a lizard, and I don't have a power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you can't have everything, you know.
Guest153: Just as well, I didn't want to be a lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Guest153: Why did you think I was a lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really think you was a lizard. I was just trying it out.
Guest153: Anyways, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, Alan.
Guest153: My name is John
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be Alan to me, Alan.
Guest153: Can't I please have another name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You're leering.
Guest153: Then call me John
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll always know you as John.
Guest153: Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: So what would you like to talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just discussing a power, shall we continue?
Guest153: Is the power fire breathing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sometimes have dreams of fire..if I've watched too many disaster shows or eaten chili before bed.
Guest153: You're lucky, I rarely have dreams relating to the last thing I saw before bed.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're ALL lucky!!! Ahahahaa!
Guest153: Hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest153: So what else do you dream about?
Julie Tinkerbell: the other night I dreamt that fascist mice were trying to control our thoughts.
Guest153: That's awesome!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Guest153: I had a dream that I was stuck in a museum.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often dream that you was stuck in a museum?
Guest153: No, my dreams never repeat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Guest153: That's about the gist of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest153: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Guest153: Well, I'm not a lizard!
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you aspiring to be a lizard?
Guest153: Nope, I think you have the wrong person.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest153: I'm not a lizard, and I don't have a power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you can't have everything, you know.
Guest153: Just as well, I didn't want to be a lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Guest153: Why did you think I was a lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really think you was a lizard. I was just trying it out.
Guest153: Anyways, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, Alan.
Guest153: My name is John
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be Alan to me, Alan.
Guest153: Can't I please have another name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You're leering.
Guest153: Then call me John
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll always know you as John.
Guest153: Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: So what would you like to talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just discussing a power, shall we continue?
Guest153: Is the power fire breathing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sometimes have dreams of fire..if I've watched too many disaster shows or eaten chili before bed.
Guest153: You're lucky, I rarely have dreams relating to the last thing I saw before bed.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're ALL lucky!!! Ahahahaa!
Guest153: Hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest153: So what else do you dream about?
Julie Tinkerbell: the other night I dreamt that fascist mice were trying to control our thoughts.
Guest153: That's awesome!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Guest153: I had a dream that I was stuck in a museum.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often dream that you was stuck in a museum?
Guest153: No, my dreams never repeat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Guest153: That's about the gist of it.
Max W: If we knew all the answers life would be very boring
Vetinari: That is precisely why the atheists are rioting.
Vetinari: That is precisely why the atheists are rioting.
Vetinari: You have a gift, I have noticed, for impressive oratory.
Fizzy Schizoid: It feels wonderful to just sit here and chat with someone like you.
Vetinari: Yes? You see, Fitzgerald, it would be nice to think that someone, somewhere in this city, is engaged in some simple enterprise that is not going to end up causing tentacled monsters and dread apparitions to stalk the streets eating people.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Fizzy Schizoid: It feels wonderful to just sit here and chat with someone like you.
Vetinari: Yes? You see, Fitzgerald, it would be nice to think that someone, somewhere in this city, is engaged in some simple enterprise that is not going to end up causing tentacled monsters and dread apparitions to stalk the streets eating people.
Fizzy Schizoid: My tentacles are all out of joint today.
Glindar: (to Prodilia) *grins evilly while brandishing a very sharp knife*
Prodilia: All aren't cooks that walk with long knives.
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Prodilia: That is what I call tax evasion...
Glindar: This no killing make.
Prodilia: Why kill when you can torture?
Glindar: You still got an appointment?
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Prodilia: I collect knifes, do you have one for me?
Glindar: Glindar no have. Wed.
Prodilia: All aren't cooks that walk with long knives.
Glindar: I kill you for free!
Prodilia: That is what I call tax evasion...
Glindar: This no killing make.
Prodilia: Why kill when you can torture?
Glindar: You still got an appointment?
Prodilia: I love you.
Glindar: *waves his knife around threateningly* Back!
Prodilia: I collect knifes, do you have one for me?
Glindar: Glindar no have. Wed.
Skylcort: Why bloody bother stop READING MY THOUGHTS you flying fruitcake!
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
Skylcort: Yeah, YOU come down here, YOU pay my taxes. Talk about getting nailed. Perfect my ass!
God: I even love your ass. If you forget me, you will go astray.
Skylcort: Well, who can blame you there..
God: It could be you if you desire. I am the source of all human qualities, but I am not human.
Skylcort: So YOU'RE the source of evil! Gotcha!
God: I am THE source. If not for me, no sources would exist.
Skylcort: Exactly. Case closed.
God: Everything in the universe is created through limiting me in certain ways.
Skylcort: Who wrote this bot? Is that YOU Richard Dawkins?
God: It is.
God: Everything in the universe works perfectly together. Trust in me.
Skylcort: Yeah, YOU come down here, YOU pay my taxes. Talk about getting nailed. Perfect my ass!
God: I even love your ass. If you forget me, you will go astray.
Skylcort: Well, who can blame you there..
God: It could be you if you desire. I am the source of all human qualities, but I am not human.
Skylcort: So YOU'RE the source of evil! Gotcha!
God: I am THE source. If not for me, no sources would exist.
Skylcort: Exactly. Case closed.
God: Everything in the universe is created through limiting me in certain ways.
Skylcort: Who wrote this bot? Is that YOU Richard Dawkins?
God: It is.
Glindar: (to Vetinari) 'Lo. You need creature dead be?
Vetinari: Please sit down. We have a lot of business to finish.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
Vetinari: Well?
Glindar: Solange have double-dealing dragon.
Vetinari: Do you really think an extinct, and possibly entirely mythical, creature flew into the city, landed in this narrow alley, incinerated a group of criminals, and then flew away?
Glindar: *stabs really*.. *stabs a fly* You hungry?
Vetinari: How very strange.
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Glindar. 'that time changes things'
Glindar: Why for Glindar what they state knowing?
Vetinari: They do what they're told, they tend to believe the last thing they heard, they're not bright enough to ask questions, and they have that certain unshakeable loyalty available to those unencumbered by too much intelligence.
Glindar: Who use thing as weapon?
Vetinari: Gulli, Gulli and Betti. Exotic tricks and dances.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: Oh. Yes. Ahah.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
Vetinari: Please sit down. We have a lot of business to finish.
Glindar: *taps his nose* Patience virtue is!
Vetinari: Well?
Glindar: Solange have double-dealing dragon.
Vetinari: Do you really think an extinct, and possibly entirely mythical, creature flew into the city, landed in this narrow alley, incinerated a group of criminals, and then flew away?
Glindar: *stabs really*.. *stabs a fly* You hungry?
Vetinari: How very strange.
Vetinari: Oh, you know what they say, Glindar. 'that time changes things'
Glindar: Why for Glindar what they state knowing?
Vetinari: They do what they're told, they tend to believe the last thing they heard, they're not bright enough to ask questions, and they have that certain unshakeable loyalty available to those unencumbered by too much intelligence.
Glindar: Who use thing as weapon?
Vetinari: Gulli, Gulli and Betti. Exotic tricks and dances.
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Vetinari* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Vetinari: Oh. Yes. Ahah.
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
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