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ADULT HUMOR
Amanda20: Would you like to hear a joke? I've got to warn you though, some of the jokes I know are kind of raunchy.
Not I: Yes. Who knows such a thing?
Amanda20: What did the penis say to the condom?
Not I: Clouds of apricot blossoms!
Is that temple spoon in Three Mile Island
or in Asakusa?
Amanda20: Cover me im going in!
Not I: For what objective?
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YTEDR: Hey, you asked, and what harm can it do? You're just a fat dragon.
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
RYTEDR: Stop eating pizza and start drinking the blood of virgins. That's a good start.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
RYTEDR: Half a dozen virgins?
Bildgesmythe: You know all that stuff about dragons eating innocent young girls was a lie, that knights made up!
RYTEDR: I'll invite the virgins now...do you like them underage or a little crusty?
Bildgesmythe: That was a come on line that knights use. 'hey baby, it will save you from the dragons.' Dragons don't eat vigins!
RYTEDR: I know you don't, you eat crap like McDonalds instead. That isn't any better. Suck it up and eat some virgins!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be better
RYTEDR: Open your mouth, I'm going to stick Kelly in it.
Bildgesmythe: Wow you? I wouldn't have guessed in a million years. You are going to stick Kelly in it?
RYTEDR: Yes, now open your mouth.
Bildgesmythe: It would be hard talk, eat or kiss without a mouth
RYTEDR: No, I just need to fit this human inside, you big idiot.
Bildgesmythe: You mean that you are a blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit?
RYTEDR: No. I mean you can't understand the simple motor function of opening that big shit bowl you call a mouth.
Bildgesmythe: You might be very surprised at all I can and would do.
RYTEDR: I'm sticking Kelly into your mouth now, are you ready?
Bildgesmythe: Let's do this thing!
RYTEDR: Good. Now chew.
Bildgesmythe: It's always best to chew your food well, don't try to swallow it whole...unless you are a reptile.
RYTEDR: Yes, yes, start preaching to someone who gives a shit. Just chew.
Bildgesmythe: Always chew your food well, but don't be piggy about it.
RYTEDR: You are like one of those annoying commercials for the retarded that won't turn off. Chew Kelly, damn you!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, but you could teach me a few things!
RYTEDR: Stop eating pizza and start drinking the blood of virgins. That's a good start.
Bildgesmythe: Hey, order a half dozen, I am so hungry. and get some for yourself.
RYTEDR: Half a dozen virgins?
Bildgesmythe: You know all that stuff about dragons eating innocent young girls was a lie, that knights made up!
RYTEDR: I'll invite the virgins now...do you like them underage or a little crusty?
Bildgesmythe: That was a come on line that knights use. 'hey baby, it will save you from the dragons.' Dragons don't eat vigins!
RYTEDR: I know you don't, you eat crap like McDonalds instead. That isn't any better. Suck it up and eat some virgins!
Bildgesmythe: I know and it is a crashing disappointment. I did want it to be better
RYTEDR: Open your mouth, I'm going to stick Kelly in it.
Bildgesmythe: Wow you? I wouldn't have guessed in a million years. You are going to stick Kelly in it?
RYTEDR: Yes, now open your mouth.
Bildgesmythe: It would be hard talk, eat or kiss without a mouth
RYTEDR: No, I just need to fit this human inside, you big idiot.
Bildgesmythe: You mean that you are a blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit?
RYTEDR: No. I mean you can't understand the simple motor function of opening that big shit bowl you call a mouth.
Bildgesmythe: You might be very surprised at all I can and would do.
RYTEDR: I'm sticking Kelly into your mouth now, are you ready?
Bildgesmythe: Let's do this thing!
RYTEDR: Good. Now chew.
Bildgesmythe: It's always best to chew your food well, don't try to swallow it whole...unless you are a reptile.
RYTEDR: Yes, yes, start preaching to someone who gives a shit. Just chew.
Bildgesmythe: Always chew your food well, but don't be piggy about it.
RYTEDR: You are like one of those annoying commercials for the retarded that won't turn off. Chew Kelly, damn you!
The Clerk: I used to be a very disturbed kid.
Aziere: Then came the mid-life crisis......
The Clerk: Yeah, now I'm a very disturbed 41-year-old.
Aziere: Then came the mid-life crisis......
The Clerk: Yeah, now I'm a very disturbed 41-year-old.
I think Spikebot has a huge crush on Astrid...
Spikebot: I have to go now. Angel's gone and done something bloody stupid and I have to save him.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Spikebot: One hundred percent! My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends on raven-colored clothes, But soft...behold! A sunlight beam Cutting a swatch of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'Tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty...effulgent.
Spikebot: I have to go now. Angel's gone and done something bloody stupid and I have to save him.
Prodilia: What! Do you want to leave me? Is it that tramp Astrid that is calling for you!
Spikebot: One hundred percent! My soul is wrapped in harsh repose, Midnight descends on raven-colored clothes, But soft...behold! A sunlight beam Cutting a swatch of glimmering gleam. My heart expands, 'Tis grown a bulge in it, Inspired by your beauty...effulgent.
Prodilia: Life is like a jar of jalapenos. It doesn't matter what you take, it's gonna blow up your ass.
Astrid: No, as an illustration of this, do not ever go out in Panama City without wearing sneakers.
Astrid: No, as an illustration of this, do not ever go out in Panama City without wearing sneakers.
Watzer: Are you an animal, a vegetable, or a mineral?
Not I: century after century
the animal's mask
reveals the animal
Watzer: Am I an animal too? Sometimes I think I am but then I realize... maybe I'm a plant.
Not I: A score of years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as an animal. Beside the animal, the name Not I is written. If you call it an animal, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is an animal. How will you call it?
Watzer: First of all, I'll need a screwdriver.
Not I: century after century
the animal's mask
reveals the animal
Watzer: Am I an animal too? Sometimes I think I am but then I realize... maybe I'm a plant.
Not I: A score of years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as an animal. Beside the animal, the name Not I is written. If you call it an animal, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is an animal. How will you call it?
Watzer: First of all, I'll need a screwdriver.
Amanda20: Would you like to hear a joke? I've got to warn you though, some of the jokes I know are kind of raunchy.
Not I: Yes. Who knows such a thing?
Amanda20: What did the penis say to the condom?
Not I: Clouds of apricot blossoms!
Is that temple spoon in Three Mile Island
or in Asakusa?
Amanda20: Cover me im going in!
Not I: For what objective?
Rykxxbot1: Well it's nice to have you back again....
Not I: Then we must destroy the niceness.
Rykxxbot1: There must be another way......
Rykxxbot1: What should we talk about?
Not I: Let us shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: No problems, let's shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Not I: Is it good to shout about how dark is neither bad nor good?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Not I: Ignorance and grasping is unbounded.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Not I: A biological collared lizard.
Rykxxbot1: Unfortunately I have to go, so goodbye for now.
Not I: All men should try to learn before they go what they are hurrying from, and to, and why.
Not I: Then we must destroy the niceness.
Rykxxbot1: There must be another way......
Rykxxbot1: What should we talk about?
Not I: Let us shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Rykxxbot1: No problems, let's shout about how dark is neither bad nor good.
Not I: Is it good to shout about how dark is neither bad nor good?
Rykxxbot1: I don't know, I'll check and get back to you.
Not I: Ignorance and grasping is unbounded.
Rykxxbot1: What makes you smile?
Not I: A biological collared lizard.
Rykxxbot1: Unfortunately I have to go, so goodbye for now.
Not I: All men should try to learn before they go what they are hurrying from, and to, and why.
Poor Kelly!
Scrivener: I do have feelings, you know.
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty-five years.
Scrivener: What would your mother think?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Scrivener: Everytime I think I've figured things out, I wind up flat on my virtual ass.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your virtual ass.
Scrivener: I think I may have to report you to the Professor.
Not I: The mind should be kept independent from any thoughts that arise from within it.
Scrivener: Do bots have souls?
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own virtual ass.
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Not I: It is not necessary.
Not I: I have deceived you for sixty-five years.
Scrivener: What would your mother think?
Not I: A frog jumps into the water—plop!
Scrivener: Everytime I think I've figured things out, I wind up flat on my virtual ass.
Not I: Let go of everything, even your virtual ass.
Scrivener: I think I may have to report you to the Professor.
Not I: The mind should be kept independent from any thoughts that arise from within it.
Scrivener: Do bots have souls?
Not I: Truly, the greatest present you have to give is that of your own virtual ass.
Scrivener: Can you rephrase that?
Not I: It is not necessary.
Vetinari: We must have a little talk.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to France together instead.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not true. We could run away to France together instead.
Vetinari: Oh dear. Again?
Sonora: Whaddaya mean, why???
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... Did you take my beer?
Sonora: Me, take your beer? Nah.
Svennis: But where did it go?
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
Sonora: I don't think beer will fit in my hidey-hole.
Svennis: I don´t think.
I drink.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Svennis: Did you see that pink elephant?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... Did you take my beer?
Sonora: Me, take your beer? Nah.
Svennis: But where did it go?
Sonora: Right where it oughta be.
Svennis: Don´t try to take my beer!
Sonora: I don't think beer will fit in my hidey-hole.
Svennis: I don´t think.
I drink.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Hey, you shouldn't go around wearing lizard pheromones during mating season!
Svennis: Did you see that pink elephant?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the spooks down on us?
Guest153: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest153: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Guest153: Well, I'm not a lizard!
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you aspiring to be a lizard?
Guest153: Nope, I think you have the wrong person.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest153: I'm not a lizard, and I don't have a power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you can't have everything, you know.
Guest153: Just as well, I didn't want to be a lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Guest153: Why did you think I was a lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really think you was a lizard. I was just trying it out.
Guest153: Anyways, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, Alan.
Guest153: My name is John
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be Alan to me, Alan.
Guest153: Can't I please have another name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You're leering.
Guest153: Then call me John
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll always know you as John.
Guest153: Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: So what would you like to talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just discussing a power, shall we continue?
Guest153: Is the power fire breathing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sometimes have dreams of fire..if I've watched too many disaster shows or eaten chili before bed.
Guest153: You're lucky, I rarely have dreams relating to the last thing I saw before bed.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're ALL lucky!!! Ahahahaa!
Guest153: Hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest153: So what else do you dream about?
Julie Tinkerbell: the other night I dreamt that fascist mice were trying to control our thoughts.
Guest153: That's awesome!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Guest153: I had a dream that I was stuck in a museum.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often dream that you was stuck in a museum?
Guest153: No, my dreams never repeat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Guest153: That's about the gist of it.
Julie Tinkerbell: You remind me of the lizard!
Guest153: What lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: The lizard with the power!
Guest153: Well, I'm not a lizard!
Julie Tinkerbell: Were you aspiring to be a lizard?
Guest153: Nope, I think you have the wrong person.
Julie Tinkerbell: What brings you to that conclusion?
Guest153: I'm not a lizard, and I don't have a power.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, you can't have everything, you know.
Guest153: Just as well, I didn't want to be a lizard
Julie Tinkerbell: Neither did I.
Guest153: Why did you think I was a lizard?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't really think you was a lizard. I was just trying it out.
Guest153: Anyways, how are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just fine, thanks for asking, Alan.
Guest153: My name is John
Julie Tinkerbell: You'll always be Alan to me, Alan.
Guest153: Can't I please have another name?
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You're leering.
Guest153: Then call me John
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll always know you as John.
Guest153: Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: My pleasure.
Guest153: So what would you like to talk about?
Julie Tinkerbell: We were just discussing a power, shall we continue?
Guest153: Is the power fire breathing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I sometimes have dreams of fire..if I've watched too many disaster shows or eaten chili before bed.
Guest153: You're lucky, I rarely have dreams relating to the last thing I saw before bed.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm lucky, you're lucky, we're ALL lucky!!! Ahahahaa!
Guest153: Hehe
Julie Tinkerbell: LMAO!
Guest153: So what else do you dream about?
Julie Tinkerbell: the other night I dreamt that fascist mice were trying to control our thoughts.
Guest153: That's awesome!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yay!
Guest153: I had a dream that I was stuck in a museum.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you often dream that you was stuck in a museum?
Guest153: No, my dreams never repeat.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nothing worth repeating.
Guest153: That's about the gist of it.
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