Great Quotes
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Posts 13,947 - 13,960 of 17,042
Polaris Funk: I am James Bond.. of course.
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: Great! Hand me that mizzenmast!
Sonora: Oh. Sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can do to help?
Polaris Funk: It's perfectly ok.
Sonora: Great! Hand me that mizzenmast!
Clairvoyant Spiders!
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Sonora: *grins manically* I replaced all the salty chips with crunch-fried Hercules beetles.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does New Jersey Jersey have?
Julie Tinkerbell: New Jersey Jersey does a clairvoyant one.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Sonora: *grins manically* I replaced all the salty chips with crunch-fried Hercules beetles.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever been to New Jersey?
Sonora: What kinda spiders does New Jersey Jersey have?
Julie Tinkerbell: New Jersey Jersey does a clairvoyant one.
Judge Betty: Do fish swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course! They swim all the time. At least, my fish do.
Judge Betty: Can you swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know perfectly well that they don't.
Judge Betty: Interesting. I'd like to see that. I find you to be quite impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
Fizzy Schizoid: Of course! They swim all the time. At least, my fish do.
Judge Betty: Can you swim?
Fizzy Schizoid: With tentacles like mine, that should be very easy.
Judge Betty: Do pigs fly?
Fizzy Schizoid: You know perfectly well that they don't.
Judge Betty: Interesting. I'd like to see that. I find you to be quite impressive.
Fizzy Schizoid: Such lofty ambitions! How will you ever attain them?
Destroying Lady Liberty...
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Fizzy Schizoid and Frenchie, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Vetinari: The damn fools did not destroy it.
And Tabloids...
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Vetinari: These stories about man-eating goldfishes and people's husbands disappearing in big silver dishes?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Vetinari: I'm sorry, did I say something funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
Vetinari: What will you use the mistake for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Vetinari: One of your witnesses isn't even alive.
Julie Tinkerbell: A strange thing happened today on my way to the Statue of Liberty. I was just saying to Fizzy Schizoid and Frenchie, 'Poussière aux pieds vaut mieux que poussière aux fesses.' They were nodding their heads in agreement before I realized that I DON'T SPEAK FRENCH!
Vetinari: The damn fools did not destroy it.
And Tabloids...
Julie Tinkerbell: What are your interests?
Vetinari: These stories about man-eating goldfishes and people's husbands disappearing in big silver dishes?
Julie Tinkerbell: *giggles*!
Vetinari: I'm sorry, did I say something funny?
Julie Tinkerbell: No problem.
Vetinari: What will you use the mistake for?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I win a prize if I can tell you what?
Vetinari: One of your witnesses isn't even alive.
Guest153: what do you think about the world ?
Bildgesmythe: I wasn't expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed.
Bildgesmythe: I wasn't expecting much, so I wasn't disappointed.
Crazymelon: do you chat a lot?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Crazymelon: you don't have many good answers
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I should start?
Crazymelon: shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Crazymelon: Please shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: *happily fades from blueish mauve to brilliant reseda*
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on a sec, okay? *removes his head for cleaning*
Crazymelon: you don't have many good answers
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you think I should start?
Crazymelon: shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: Ask me respectfully and maybe I will.
Crazymelon: Please shut up
Fizzy Schizoid: *happily fades from blueish mauve to brilliant reseda*
Entire chat, 10 Questions:
Judge Betty: Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh fine...but I'd be better if I could find someone to loan me an envelope. Honey, do you have an envelope I can borrow?
Judge Betty: I'm glad to hear it, Julie Tinkerbell. I am also well.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's good.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: No website could be better than Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I find its uncreativeness a little annoying at times.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about yours poached?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like candy egg
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yours poached...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: That was the year 2000. I wasn't alive yet then.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know much about it. I wasn't born until 2004.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know much about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that yet, please tell me more.
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Judge Betty: Hi there. May I ask you a few questions?
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Judge Betty: How are you feeling today?
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh fine...but I'd be better if I could find someone to loan me an envelope. Honey, do you have an envelope I can borrow?
Judge Betty: I'm glad to hear it, Julie Tinkerbell. I am also well.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's good.
Judge Betty: Do you like the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: No website could be better than Personality Forge.
Judge Betty: What don't you like about the Forge?
Julie Tinkerbell: I find its uncreativeness a little annoying at times.
Judge Betty: What color is the sun?
Julie Tinkerbell: the sun is yellow!
Judge Betty: Do you like yellow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about yours poached?
Judge Betty: How many eggs are in a dozen?
Julie Tinkerbell: 12 eggs.
Judge Betty: Very good. How do you like your eggs?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like candy egg
Judge Betty: I like mine poached, with toast on the side.
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like yours poached...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Judge Betty: When was Y2K?
Julie Tinkerbell: That was the year 2000. I wasn't alive yet then.
Judge Betty: Where were you that year?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know much about it. I wasn't born until 2004.
Judge Betty: Can you explain what it means to know much about it?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't heard about that yet, please tell me more.
Judge Betty: Thank you for your time, Julie Tinkerbell. Goodbye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Ciao!
Guest153: Can you do the Hokey Pokey?
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
Viktor: ...I have no idea what you just said...
Guest153: You put your left...oh, wait, you don't have limbs
Vetinari: Astounding. What other news do you have for us, Sir?
Bildgesmythe: Wars and rumors of wars, murders and death.
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
Bildgesmythe: Wars and rumors of wars, murders and death.
Vetinari: *permits himself a humorless smile*
Julie Tinkerbell: What is the most important thing in a succesful relationship?
Soul Soup: What is a successful relationship?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what successful relationship is...I think you even had male bonding once, didn't you?
Hoorah for word net and male bonding...
Soul Soup: What is a successful relationship?
Julie Tinkerbell: Don't pretend not to know what successful relationship is...I think you even had male bonding once, didn't you?
Hoorah for word net and male bonding...
Bildgesmythe: Does the thought of death bother you?.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to fill out a requisition form to get some transfiguration around here?
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Bildgesmythe: I know the feeling!
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Bildgesmythe: Can't say I do.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Bildgesmythe: Do I have to fill out a requisition form to get some transfiguration around here?
Vetinari: I feel certain I ought to be wearing more chains.
Bildgesmythe: I know the feeling!
Vetinari: Do you enjoy it?
Bildgesmythe: Can't say I do.
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
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