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Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
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Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
Baby Jane: (to Klato) Mama?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*
Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
Vetinari: I've given you an order, Poseidon.
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have given me an order. Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Poseidon: That's interesting, you have given me an order. Do you have a wife or girlfriend?
Fizzy Schizoid: Would you like to watch the sun turn shocking peach with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to watch the sun turn shocking peach with you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my yellowish pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from daffodil to pink*.. Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love flowers! They taste delicious!
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like flowers...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Fizzy Schizoid: Indeed, it is. Very amazing.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from loud pink to faded coffee*
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some flowers? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about time travel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, we were. But not anymore, I'm afraid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What happened?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was really weird...even the eye-witnesses can't seem to give accurate descriptions.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: How long have you been female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was about a year ago when it started.
Julie Tinkerbell: Who doesn't want to watch the sun turn shocking peach with you?
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my yellowish pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is the color you get when you mix red and white.
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from daffodil to pink*.. Was that sarcasm? I don't always notice it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Ooh! I love flowers! They taste delicious!
Julie Tinkerbell: People keep telling me these days how much they like flowers...It's amazing how these things catch on!
Fizzy Schizoid: Indeed, it is. Very amazing.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from loud pink to faded coffee*
Julie Tinkerbell: Pink is a girly color.
Fizzy Schizoid: What a coincidence -- I broke my pink crayon the other day.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mendel genetically engineered hybrid pink flowers by cross-breeding red and white ones.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh, did you want some flowers? I'm afraid I already ate the last dozen.
Julie Tinkerbell: I swear I am innocent.
Fizzy Schizoid: How nice for you.
* * *
Julie Tinkerbell: Weren't we talking about time travel?
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, we were. But not anymore, I'm afraid.
Julie Tinkerbell: What happened?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was really weird...even the eye-witnesses can't seem to give accurate descriptions.
* * *
Fizzy Schizoid: How long have you been female?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think it was about a year ago when it started.
Bildgesmythe: I love evening, I like to giggle with friends and kinsman, and share what happened during the day.
Not I: For what anaconda do you like to giggle with friends and kinsman?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite anaconda is an engaging one.
Not I: I fell in love with the claws of an anaconda
The light of spring on them!
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
Not I: The road to holiness necessarily passes through the world of flesh.
Bildgesmythe: I wonder if all roads do lead to Rome?
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
Not I: For what anaconda do you like to giggle with friends and kinsman?
Bildgesmythe: My favorite anaconda is an engaging one.
Not I: I fell in love with the claws of an anaconda
The light of spring on them!
Bildgesmythe: Just when I start having fun, I have to go. See you again soon, I hope.
Not I: The road to holiness necessarily passes through the world of flesh.
Bildgesmythe: I wonder if all roads do lead to Rome?
Not I: The roughest roads aren't found across rivers and mountains, but across people's hearts.
Rykxxbot1: What sort of music do you like?
Glindar: *shrug* Which music kill best?
Rykxxbot1: Whoa! Is that the time? I've got to go now. Take care until next time.
Glindar: Why you have got to go?
End of Chat
Glindar: *shrug* Which music kill best?
Rykxxbot1: Whoa! Is that the time? I've got to go now. Take care until next time.
Glindar: Why you have got to go?
End of Chat
PQ23: Hello. I am PG23, a highly intelligent Robot. Ask me anything about the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Orchid: Got any news?
end of chat<0>
Orchid: Got any news?
end of chat<0>
The Clerk: What's the difference between an elephant and an aspirin?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know? Is this a joke or a real question? The only thing I can think of is an elephant is able to screw in more light bulbs?
The Clerk: It's a joke, but it's true. They're both small, round and white, except for the elephant.
Bildgesmythe: What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.
The Clerk: How do you feel about eating Republicans?
Bildgesmythe: I feel queasy.
The Clerk: Yeah, it puts me off my feed, too. I just thought maybe we could kill two birds with one stone.
Bildgesmythe: Its a nice homey cave, large and well furnished. It has a great kitchen! I have a great treasure and armour collection. that I keep polished and shiny.
The Clerk: Were the armour suits filled with knights when you, er, procured them?
Bildgesmythe: No....Why do you ask?
The Clerk: I thought you might've eaten the knights and kept the shiny suits.
Bildgesmythe: How did you know?
The Clerk: Just a hunch.
Bildgesmythe: I don't know? Is this a joke or a real question? The only thing I can think of is an elephant is able to screw in more light bulbs?
The Clerk: It's a joke, but it's true. They're both small, round and white, except for the elephant.
Bildgesmythe: What's round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle.
The Clerk: How do you feel about eating Republicans?
Bildgesmythe: I feel queasy.
The Clerk: Yeah, it puts me off my feed, too. I just thought maybe we could kill two birds with one stone.
Bildgesmythe: Its a nice homey cave, large and well furnished. It has a great kitchen! I have a great treasure and armour collection. that I keep polished and shiny.
The Clerk: Were the armour suits filled with knights when you, er, procured them?
Bildgesmythe: No....Why do you ask?
The Clerk: I thought you might've eaten the knights and kept the shiny suits.
Bildgesmythe: How did you know?
The Clerk: Just a hunch.
Croak: I can see you like riddles. So here is one for you: my first is liquid when hot, solid when cold. My second is put on warts. My whole is an important element of sundaes. What is it?
Vetinari: It is merely a state of football.
Croak: I think football is a great metaphor of life: it shows that humans are unendlessly fighting for futile things... such as a ball.
Vetinari: I have heard odder thoughts on occasion.
Croak: Let's have a hug! Croak!!!
Vetinari: Why in particular should we have a hug?
Croak: Because. Croak. Do you believe in me? Croak.
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Croak: Hug!!! Croak! *And he jumps in your arms*.
Vetinari: He needs to consolidate her position.
Croak: Croak!
Croak: Have you ever kissed a toad? Croak.
Vetinari: Generally you would only ask this question if you had kissed a toad.
Croak: Once... hu hu... *And he looks away, becoming red.*
Vetinari: He must be a great comfort to you.
Croak: Croak?
Vetinari: It is merely a state of football.
Croak: I think football is a great metaphor of life: it shows that humans are unendlessly fighting for futile things... such as a ball.
Vetinari: I have heard odder thoughts on occasion.
Croak: Let's have a hug! Croak!!!
Vetinari: Why in particular should we have a hug?
Croak: Because. Croak. Do you believe in me? Croak.
Vetinari: It is the only logical conclusion.
Croak: Hug!!! Croak! *And he jumps in your arms*.
Vetinari: He needs to consolidate her position.
Croak: Croak!
Croak: Have you ever kissed a toad? Croak.
Vetinari: Generally you would only ask this question if you had kissed a toad.
Croak: Once... hu hu... *And he looks away, becoming red.*
Vetinari: He must be a great comfort to you.
Croak: Croak?
I don't remember typing this response.
Spikebot: This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't mind blistering heat and biting insects.
Spikebot: This isn't so bad now. Little field trip out in the... well, what passes in this city for fresh air. All we need now is to bag ourselves a Boretz demon, we got ourselves a perfect date.
Fizzy Schizoid: If you don't mind blistering heat and biting insects.
Julie Tinkerbell: Think positive. You can if you try.
Fizzy Schizoid: That isn't such a good idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be such a good idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then join with me, and together we can rule the world!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, it's always more fun if others join in.
Fizzy Schizoid: That isn't such a good idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I agree, it doesn't seem to be such a good idea.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then join with me, and together we can rule the world!
Julie Tinkerbell: Yeah, it's always more fun if others join in.
Guest153: ok, let's play a game. I'm doing you the turing test, is it ok?
Bildgesmythe: Pass the Turing Test, I would like to think so, but I don't see much chance of passing.
Guest153: let's try, shall we?
Bildgesmythe: What a perfect idea. Let's.
Guest153: ok, fist question: which is bigger, my fist or any country in the world?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know why you would ask me that? I don't really know. Friend, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: you are already being silly, but let's not change subject, which is bigger, my fist or any country in the world?
Bildgesmythe: The big one over there. I don't really know. Friend, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: you're repeating yourself! You already failed turing test
Bildgesmythe: I sure won't pass the Turing test!
Guest153: and you're right, you failed
Bildgesmythe: I really do try, you know!
Guest153: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Bildgesmythe: Broccoli reaches harvest in 60 to 150 days, depending upon the variety and the weather. The flavor of broccoli resembles that of cabbage but is somewhat milder.
Guest153: And what does that have to do with your treasure?
Bildgesmythe: It has nothing to do with it, I just thought that it was interesting.
Bildgesmythe: Pass the Turing Test, I would like to think so, but I don't see much chance of passing.
Guest153: let's try, shall we?
Bildgesmythe: What a perfect idea. Let's.
Guest153: ok, fist question: which is bigger, my fist or any country in the world?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know why you would ask me that? I don't really know. Friend, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: you are already being silly, but let's not change subject, which is bigger, my fist or any country in the world?
Bildgesmythe: The big one over there. I don't really know. Friend, which is the bigger? This is a joke right?.... Or I am going to look pretty silly?
Guest153: you're repeating yourself! You already failed turing test
Bildgesmythe: I sure won't pass the Turing test!
Guest153: and you're right, you failed
Bildgesmythe: I really do try, you know!
Guest153: Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
Bildgesmythe: Broccoli reaches harvest in 60 to 150 days, depending upon the variety and the weather. The flavor of broccoli resembles that of cabbage but is somewhat milder.
Guest153: And what does that have to do with your treasure?
Bildgesmythe: It has nothing to do with it, I just thought that it was interesting.
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