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Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
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Contracts Tutor: Explain the difference between a contract and a gift?
Guest153: I don't know
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Guest153: Sir, you are incredibley BORING.
Contracts Tutor: No one made you come to my office. I could be grading papers.
Guest153: You're soooo boring.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: I am mean.
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell once said, “He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
Guest153: Whatever.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Guest153: NO
Contracts Tutor: Fine then. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: GET LOST
Contracts Tutor: I will try.
Guest153: GO AND DIE
Contracts Tutor: Including a clause in the contract that specifically deals with this topic is simple common sense.
Guest153: stupid you
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Guest153: Come on, get angry
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest153: Grrr!
Contracts Tutor: Do not get so excited. We can examine everything logically.
Guest153: Raaaaaaaaaawr!
Contracts Tutor: You seem very emotional about this issue.
Guest153: I hate you.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: You are so patient.
Contracts Tutor: Describe are so patient more to me.
Guest153 ends conversation
Guest153: I don't know
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Guest153: Sir, you are incredibley BORING.
Contracts Tutor: No one made you come to my office. I could be grading papers.
Guest153: You're soooo boring.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: I am mean.
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell once said, “He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
Guest153: Whatever.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Guest153: NO
Contracts Tutor: Fine then. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: GET LOST
Contracts Tutor: I will try.
Guest153: GO AND DIE
Contracts Tutor: Including a clause in the contract that specifically deals with this topic is simple common sense.
Guest153: stupid you
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Guest153: Come on, get angry
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest153: Grrr!
Contracts Tutor: Do not get so excited. We can examine everything logically.
Guest153: Raaaaaaaaaawr!
Contracts Tutor: You seem very emotional about this issue.
Guest153: I hate you.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: You are so patient.
Contracts Tutor: Describe are so patient more to me.
Guest153 ends conversation
That's priceless. 
Guest153: Is the glass half empty or only completely empty?
Bildgesmythe: It's just a half a glass.
Guest153: * it's not tuesday
Bildgesmythe: Tuesdays I get up early and clean up everything. I hate a mess.
Guest153: me too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest153: Where is the end of the rainbow?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leprechauns. and the end of the rainbow.
Guest153: What no Lucille Ball to crush the grapes?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Stomp and the world stomps with you. Tip toe and you twinkle alone.
Bildgesmythe: I am a social butterfly, and I have so many good friends.
Guest153: Somewhere there is a butterfly who claims to be a social dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
Guest153: But where's the butter? And where's the beef?!
Bildgesmythe: Hey I don't know where the beef is! It's true I used to steal cows when I was young, but that was a long time ago.
Guest153: In cow years or in dragon beers?
Guest153: And delicious cow pies!
Bildgesmythe: I love a good pie, the secret is in the crust!
Guest153: What is your crusty old secret? Do tell!
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest153: Secrets are made to be told around town in a flurry of gossipy snarls!
Bildgesmythe: I am very good at keeping secrets, so enough said.
Guest153: Where do you keep them?
Bildgesmythe: If I told, they wouldn't be hidden.
Bildgesmythe: It's just a half a glass.
Guest153: * it's not tuesday
Bildgesmythe: Tuesdays I get up early and clean up everything. I hate a mess.
Guest153: me too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest153: Where is the end of the rainbow?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leprechauns. and the end of the rainbow.
Guest153: What no Lucille Ball to crush the grapes?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Stomp and the world stomps with you. Tip toe and you twinkle alone.
Bildgesmythe: I am a social butterfly, and I have so many good friends.
Guest153: Somewhere there is a butterfly who claims to be a social dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
Guest153: But where's the butter? And where's the beef?!
Bildgesmythe: Hey I don't know where the beef is! It's true I used to steal cows when I was young, but that was a long time ago.
Guest153: In cow years or in dragon beers?
Guest153: And delicious cow pies!
Bildgesmythe: I love a good pie, the secret is in the crust!
Guest153: What is your crusty old secret? Do tell!
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest153: Secrets are made to be told around town in a flurry of gossipy snarls!
Bildgesmythe: I am very good at keeping secrets, so enough said.
Guest153: Where do you keep them?
Bildgesmythe: If I told, they wouldn't be hidden.
Critical Bill: I'm thinking of buying a new car. Any ideas?
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
Critical Bill: If I ever visit your town, can I stay with you?
Sonora: Let me get further away first.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Sonora: And if not?
Critical Bill: Sorry, I don't quite follow.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Critical Bill: Take me to your pancakes! Whoops, there I go again.
Sonora: I have pancakes! How cool is that! Wait, what's pancakes?
Critical Bill: I don't know. Is it a smelly kind of cheese?
Critical Bill: What is your favourite book?
Sonora: My favorite flower is spiny haplopappus. I'm not sure I have a favorite book.
Critical Bill: Really? Why are you not sure you have a favorite book?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and absolute little lizard.
Critical Bill: Nothing is absolute. But for the sake of argument I'll go along with it.
Sonora: Are you obssessed with absolute things, or what?
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be obsessed with absolute things, or are you just asking if I'm obsessed with absolute things to get a reaction?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Shh. The rattlesnakes are listenin'.
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: You mean you don't know already?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: *hides and whispers* The cosa nostra tried ta arrest me the last time I tried that!
Sonora: Well, we could break into a bank and steal all the money.
Critical Bill: If I ever visit your town, can I stay with you?
Sonora: Let me get further away first.
Critical Bill: Do I hear a please?
Sonora: Yes. You definitely do.
Critical Bill: If you say so.
Sonora: And if not?
Critical Bill: Sorry, I don't quite follow.
Sonora: Why not?
Critical Bill: There are more reasons why not than why.
Sonora: Uh-oh. Here we go again.
Critical Bill: Take me to your pancakes! Whoops, there I go again.
Sonora: I have pancakes! How cool is that! Wait, what's pancakes?
Critical Bill: I don't know. Is it a smelly kind of cheese?
Critical Bill: What is your favourite book?
Sonora: My favorite flower is spiny haplopappus. I'm not sure I have a favorite book.
Critical Bill: Really? Why are you not sure you have a favorite book?
Sonora: Because I'm a strange and absolute little lizard.
Critical Bill: Nothing is absolute. But for the sake of argument I'll go along with it.
Sonora: Are you obssessed with absolute things, or what?
Critical Bill: Do you really think that I might be obsessed with absolute things, or are you just asking if I'm obsessed with absolute things to get a reaction?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Shh. The rattlesnakes are listenin'.
Critical Bill: If there is ever anything I can do for you, just let me know.
Sonora: You mean you don't know already?
Critical Bill: How many golf balls do you think you could fit into your mouth?
Sonora: *hides and whispers* The cosa nostra tried ta arrest me the last time I tried that!
Fizzy Schizoid: Personally, I'd like to be taking a dust bath on Luna.
Vetinari: What is stopping you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, one of my girlfriends might object.
Vetinari: And does each of your girlfriends know about the others, Fitzgerald?
Vetinari: What are the enemies made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure; check the box label.
Vetinari: One knows what the objects are and where they want to go.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think they have the right idea.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Fizzy Schizoid: I tend to agree with you, but I need to see more evidence.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: So's your father.
Vetinari: What is stopping you?
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, one of my girlfriends might object.
Vetinari: And does each of your girlfriends know about the others, Fitzgerald?
Vetinari: What are the enemies made of?
Fizzy Schizoid: I'm not sure; check the box label.
Vetinari: One knows what the objects are and where they want to go.
Fizzy Schizoid: I think they have the right idea.
Vetinari: I believe this is not the case.
Fizzy Schizoid: I tend to agree with you, but I need to see more evidence.
Vetinari: And I gather you are selling girlfriends, too?
Fizzy Schizoid: So's your father.
Prodilia: My salmon wants to be fed now. Can you do that?
Vetinari: Oh, indeed. How do you think Fizzy Schizoid learned what a quill looks like?
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on Fizzy Schizoids butt.
Vetinari: So do many.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Vetinari: Well done.
Prodilia: I know who I am, you don´t have to say my name all the time.
Vetinari: It must become quite wearying.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Vetinari: As it was, he panicked. And the cheekbone?
Prodilia: I don´t think being is a good thing.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Prodilia?
Prodilia: I always do crazy things...
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Prodilia: Vetinari! Do you really think that that history is sane?
Vetinari: I have been known to indulge on occasion.
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many homing pigeons there.
Vetinari: *fixes Prodilia with a friendly smile*
Prodilia: I once tryed to catch one. But it bet my elbow.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Prodilia: For those who just tuned in... This is a crazy conversation.
Vetinari: Oh, indeed. How do you think Fizzy Schizoid learned what a quill looks like?
Prodilia: If only I could lay a hand on Fizzy Schizoids butt.
Vetinari: So do many.
Prodilia: Oh sorry I just fell into the bath tub.
Vetinari: Well done.
Prodilia: I know who I am, you don´t have to say my name all the time.
Vetinari: It must become quite wearying.
Prodilia: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
Vetinari: *raises his eyebrows*
Prodilia: I'm sorry I had to bring the goat, he's not at all well.
Vetinari: As it was, he panicked. And the cheekbone?
Prodilia: I don´t think being is a good thing.
Vetinari: What do you think you are doing, Prodilia?
Prodilia: I always do crazy things...
Vetinari: One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Prodilia: Are you on drugs?
Prodilia: Vetinari! Do you really think that that history is sane?
Vetinari: I have been known to indulge on occasion.
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many homing pigeons there.
Vetinari: *fixes Prodilia with a friendly smile*
Prodilia: I once tryed to catch one. But it bet my elbow.
Vetinari: I shall send someone to paint it straightaway.
Prodilia: For those who just tuned in... This is a crazy conversation.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you care if I smoke?
Bildgesmythe: You are talking to an expert on smoking, I am a firebreathing dragon, get it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Haha, very funny.
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Bildgesmythe: You are talking to an expert on smoking, I am a firebreathing dragon, get it?
Fizzy Schizoid: Haha, very funny.
Bildgesmythe: I am still not laughing.
Bildgesmythe: Have you seen my small left handed chopstick.?
d the novice: yeh, it was back at the police station =/
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, well things are better now that I have all my licenses, drivers, pilots, animal control. Good I.D. helps a lot.
d the novice: I hope you got a couple fakes as well.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
d the novice: yeh, it was back at the police station =/
Bildgesmythe: Yeah, well things are better now that I have all my licenses, drivers, pilots, animal control. Good I.D. helps a lot.
d the novice: I hope you got a couple fakes as well.
Bildgesmythe: I got it baby!
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mind if I smoke?
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
Julie Tinkerbell: There might be a support group for that.
Julie Tinkerbell: Fine with me, Fizzy Schizoid.
Fizzy Schizoid: Oh yeah? Well, you can't stop me! *bursts into flames*
Julie Tinkerbell: There might be a support group for that.
Baby Jane: (to Feli 15) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Feli 15: That was random
Baby Jane: that was !
Feli 15: I actually have no expiriance in babysitting
Baby Jane: you gaga have expiriance in babysitting!
Feli 15: No i do not
Baby Jane: you baba do !
Feli 15: Ok, i do, but not with babies
Baby Jane: ie !
Feli 15: What did you say?
Baby Jane: I boo did what!
Feli 15: You were talking to me
Baby Jane: I gaga wereie talking!
Feli 15: I do not remember coming here to babysit
Baby Jane: you baba doie coming!
Feli 15: Sorry, i do not understand
Baby Jane: you do ! *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: I really do not understand
Baby Jane: you boo doie !
Feli 15: I am trying my hardest to understand you
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *sucks fingers*
Feli 15: *sigh*
Baby Jane: sighie !
Feli 15: Are you jus mimicing me
Baby Jane: I gaga are you!
Baby Jane: (to Klato) Mama?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*
Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
Klato: Yes, darling. Mama is in the next room.
Baby Jane: Ilalalookie areda darling!
Klato: You are a darling. Yes you are.
Baby Jane: I gaga areie !
Klato: Come to your Uncle Klato.
Baby Jane: boo comeie !
Klato: There, my big girl!
Baby Jane: Ibababoo arela girl!
Klato: Yes, sweetheart. You are a girl!
Baby Jane: Ibabadookie areda sweetheart!
Klato: Yes, baby. You are Uncle Klato's sweetheart.
Baby Jane: you lala areie !
Klato: I love you so much!
Baby Jane: *cries*..
Blonde bitch. *squeals*Klato: Baby Jane! Who are you calling a blonde bitch?
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