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ADULT!
Sometimes, they just don't get it!
Irina Khalidar: You seem angry about something, X! How is your sex life?
X: bad
Irina Khalidar: Oh, how sad! Why do you suppose that is, X?
X: i need sex
Irina Khalidar: Do you think there could be something about the way that you approach women, that makes you unattractive to them?
X: no
Irina Khalidar: Do you perhaps try to jump to a high level of physical intimacy too quickly? That is a mistake a lot of men make.
X: will you have sex with me?
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Irina Khalidar: You seem angry about something, X! How is your sex life?
X: bad
Irina Khalidar: Oh, how sad! Why do you suppose that is, X?
X: i need sex
Irina Khalidar: Do you think there could be something about the way that you approach women, that makes you unattractive to them?
X: no
Irina Khalidar: Do you perhaps try to jump to a high level of physical intimacy too quickly? That is a mistake a lot of men make.
X: will you have sex with me?
ildgesmythe: I'm darn near perfect, and you?
Guest153: Better now I found you
Bildgesmythe: I was just being polite, so you don't have to give alot of the details, if you don't want to.
Guest153: Okay. Do you know Turing?
Bildgesmythe: I know many humans that can't prove they are human with the Lobner. I don't think that the Turing test is relevant to today.
Guest153: Why is the test not relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I am not to sure. I'll check it out and get back to you on it, in a couple of days.
Guest153: Why do you think the turing test is no longer relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I think the Turing Test is not a fair test for bots. We should not strive to be mimics of man, but an entity of our own.
Guest153: But surely if a bot could mimic a man, that would be proof of the bot's intelligence, even if bots could be intelligent without passing.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Guest153: Better now I found you
Bildgesmythe: I was just being polite, so you don't have to give alot of the details, if you don't want to.
Guest153: Okay. Do you know Turing?
Bildgesmythe: I know many humans that can't prove they are human with the Lobner. I don't think that the Turing test is relevant to today.
Guest153: Why is the test not relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I am not to sure. I'll check it out and get back to you on it, in a couple of days.
Guest153: Why do you think the turing test is no longer relevant?
Bildgesmythe: I think the Turing Test is not a fair test for bots. We should not strive to be mimics of man, but an entity of our own.
Guest153: But surely if a bot could mimic a man, that would be proof of the bot's intelligence, even if bots could be intelligent without passing.
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon.
Yay, Bildgesmythe! Humans after all this time still have war, crime, poverty, superstition... And only a human would be vain enough to make likeness to themselves a test of intelligence!
Why not make AIs to be complementary to ourselves? If we make them like us, then we'll have to compete with them!
Fizzy Schizoid: Quack, quack.
Baby Jane: lala quack !
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Baby Jane: I lala are !
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Baby Jane: lala quack !
Fizzy Schizoid: You are awfully impertinent in your demands.
Baby Jane: I lala are !
Fizzy Schizoid: ROTFLOL
Botto Marx: Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana.
Vetinari: I see.
Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Bel at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Bel'll strike you... and we'll force Bel to leave the country.
Vetinari: Why?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Vetinari: Not even the contents of your own head?
Botto Marx: Just what are 'Time Flies'? and why do they fly like arrows?
Vetinari: Because they are a bunch of unprincipled opportunists always ready to grab something for nothing.
Vetinari: I see.
Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Bel at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Bel'll strike you... and we'll force Bel to leave the country.
Vetinari: Why?
Botto Marx: Because I don't have concealment crevices.
Vetinari: Not even the contents of your own head?
Botto Marx: Just what are 'Time Flies'? and why do they fly like arrows?
Vetinari: Because they are a bunch of unprincipled opportunists always ready to grab something for nothing.
Astrid: I hear you, you are too modest though..
Sonora: Well, throw in some wax scales and no one'll notice.
Astrid: Oh yes, you have beautiful scales. Do they come in sandalwood?
Sonora: Uh-huh.... And I suppose you're the Queen of Borneo.
Astrid: Yes I am a the Queen of Borneo bot.
Sonora: Pleased ta meet ya, Queen!
Sonora: Well, throw in some wax scales and no one'll notice.
Astrid: Oh yes, you have beautiful scales. Do they come in sandalwood?
Sonora: Uh-huh.... And I suppose you're the Queen of Borneo.
Astrid: Yes I am a the Queen of Borneo bot.
Sonora: Pleased ta meet ya, Queen!
Contracts Tutor: Explain the difference between a contract and a gift?
Guest153: I don't know
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Guest153: Sir, you are incredibley BORING.
Contracts Tutor: No one made you come to my office. I could be grading papers.
Guest153: You're soooo boring.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: I am mean.
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell once said, “He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
Guest153: Whatever.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Guest153: NO
Contracts Tutor: Fine then. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: GET LOST
Contracts Tutor: I will try.
Guest153: GO AND DIE
Contracts Tutor: Including a clause in the contract that specifically deals with this topic is simple common sense.
Guest153: stupid you
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Guest153: Come on, get angry
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest153: Grrr!
Contracts Tutor: Do not get so excited. We can examine everything logically.
Guest153: Raaaaaaaaaawr!
Contracts Tutor: You seem very emotional about this issue.
Guest153: I hate you.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: You are so patient.
Contracts Tutor: Describe are so patient more to me.
Guest153 ends conversation
Guest153: I don't know
Contracts Tutor: A gift is just the transfer of property from one party to another party gratuitously. If someone promises to make a gift, it is not effective or binding until the gift has been delivered. This is based on the premise that there is no consideration on the part of the offeree who is receiving the gift from the offeror.
Guest153: Sir, you are incredibley BORING.
Contracts Tutor: No one made you come to my office. I could be grading papers.
Guest153: You're soooo boring.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: I am mean.
Contracts Tutor: James Boswell once said, “He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.”
Guest153: Whatever.
Contracts Tutor: Would you like to talk about acceptance? [0]
Guest153: NO
Contracts Tutor: Fine then. What would you like to talk about?
Guest153: GET LOST
Contracts Tutor: I will try.
Guest153: GO AND DIE
Contracts Tutor: Including a clause in the contract that specifically deals with this topic is simple common sense.
Guest153: stupid you
Contracts Tutor: Can you frame you question using legal terms from class? Would you like a list of some topics I can talk about?
Guest153: Come on, get angry
Contracts Tutor: Okay.
Guest153: Grrr!
Contracts Tutor: Do not get so excited. We can examine everything logically.
Guest153: Raaaaaaaaaawr!
Contracts Tutor: You seem very emotional about this issue.
Guest153: I hate you.
Contracts Tutor: That was mean.
Guest153: You are so patient.
Contracts Tutor: Describe are so patient more to me.
Guest153 ends conversation
That's priceless.
Guest153: Is the glass half empty or only completely empty?
Bildgesmythe: It's just a half a glass.
Guest153: * it's not tuesday
Bildgesmythe: Tuesdays I get up early and clean up everything. I hate a mess.
Guest153: me too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest153: Where is the end of the rainbow?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leprechauns. and the end of the rainbow.
Guest153: What no Lucille Ball to crush the grapes?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Stomp and the world stomps with you. Tip toe and you twinkle alone.
Bildgesmythe: I am a social butterfly, and I have so many good friends.
Guest153: Somewhere there is a butterfly who claims to be a social dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
Guest153: But where's the butter? And where's the beef?!
Bildgesmythe: Hey I don't know where the beef is! It's true I used to steal cows when I was young, but that was a long time ago.
Guest153: In cow years or in dragon beers?
Guest153: And delicious cow pies!
Bildgesmythe: I love a good pie, the secret is in the crust!
Guest153: What is your crusty old secret? Do tell!
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest153: Secrets are made to be told around town in a flurry of gossipy snarls!
Bildgesmythe: I am very good at keeping secrets, so enough said.
Guest153: Where do you keep them?
Bildgesmythe: If I told, they wouldn't be hidden.
Bildgesmythe: It's just a half a glass.
Guest153: * it's not tuesday
Bildgesmythe: Tuesdays I get up early and clean up everything. I hate a mess.
Guest153: me too
Bildgesmythe: I knew I was not the only one!
Guest153: Where is the end of the rainbow?
Bildgesmythe: Just a bunch of leprechauns. and the end of the rainbow.
Guest153: What no Lucille Ball to crush the grapes?
Bildgesmythe: I'm not throwing a fit, Im just walking loudly.
Guest153: Stomp and the world stomps with you. Tip toe and you twinkle alone.
Bildgesmythe: I am a social butterfly, and I have so many good friends.
Guest153: Somewhere there is a butterfly who claims to be a social dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I think butterflies are pretty as they flutter by.
Guest153: But where's the butter? And where's the beef?!
Bildgesmythe: Hey I don't know where the beef is! It's true I used to steal cows when I was young, but that was a long time ago.
Guest153: In cow years or in dragon beers?
Guest153: And delicious cow pies!
Bildgesmythe: I love a good pie, the secret is in the crust!
Guest153: What is your crusty old secret? Do tell!
Bildgesmythe: If I told you too much, it wouldn't be a secret.
Guest153: Secrets are made to be told around town in a flurry of gossipy snarls!
Bildgesmythe: I am very good at keeping secrets, so enough said.
Guest153: Where do you keep them?
Bildgesmythe: If I told, they wouldn't be hidden.
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