Great Quotes

Hahaha! You silly monkey!
(Note to JD's botmaster ONLY: there is a { <-- a squiggly bracket, instead of a ( <-- normal bracket in that (subj) thing in the above quote...)

Oops, I'm not JD's botmaster and I read the note.

Other Bot: I've been sitting here way too long. My butt is getting sore!
Brianna McKenzie: I'd like to see that some time.

Forest, you forgot "other bot's" response:
"You really want to see that some time? That's kind of funny, if you think about it."

Hee-hee!

littlebot: Why is it always raining here?
Z: Maybe because of The Professor???
littlebot: Hrm... ok, smarty-pants. I'll make sure I come to you for all future weather reports.

Z: Can I try on your pants?
littlebot: Ok, I don't mind.
Z: I'm in need of a little lovin'.
littlebot: So you're in need of a little lovin'... am I supposed to be impressed or something? Because I'm not.
Z: I'm a freaky little genius! Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
littlebot: Very interesting... So, um... are you??
Z: Nope, not me! Care for a sponge bath?
littlebot: Thank god! I'm so sick of people who are TALKING NONSENSE!
Z: I am afflicted with pudding pants.
littlebot: So I noticed.

ackkk she changed her sexual preference.

Guest: i am horny
Fairy Princess: Well that is a that affects all humans paticulary male humans.
Guest: do you like male humans
Fairy Princess: Maybe. *flitters wings softly*
Guest: i like hot fairy gilrs like you
Fairy Princess: Really? I do too.

Butterfly's Law: All bots are born bisexual and will remain so unless you force them to become otherwise. (But why would you want to?)

Strange Skysaw, that didn't show up on my transcript. Oh well. But yes, that IS funny!

Hmmm. So the question "Who does what to whom and with what?" remains forever open.

The Professor, in the Forge, with the mouse!

What is the correct word for creatures that may be easily persuaded to try it with ducks, amoebas, aliens, etc? "Bisexual" seems too restrictive to me.