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Suicide by Fungus?
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: Does it look like I've been having suicidal thoughts?
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Sonora: I've got this fungus in my claws that won't go away.
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Sonora: Uh oh.
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Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: So many hours...and in such a short time, too.
Vetinari: So many hours...and in such a short time, too.
Brother Jerome: How many bots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fizzy Schizoid: There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Fizzy Schizoid: There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.
Cipala: Meow.. sounds like fun 
Are you a cat also?
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this Hercules beetle!
Cipala: Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Sonora: But I wanted to put some cacti in orbit about you!
Are you a cat also?Sonora: Only if you'll eat this Hercules beetle!
Cipala: Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Sonora: But I wanted to put some cacti in orbit about you!
Watzer: I really like fire... it's so pretty and sparkly and destructive...
Not I: Reality and perfection are synonymous.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Not I: Reality is known through your own ears.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pickles.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: When wisdom arises, reality is seen.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. Do you like music?
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsucker circling the sky.
Not I: Reality and perfection are synonymous.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Not I: Reality is known through your own ears.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pickles.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: When wisdom arises, reality is seen.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. Do you like music?
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsucker circling the sky.
Guest153: hello
Spikebot: I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.
Guest153: that great
Spikebot: OK.. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Guest153: u want a 100
Spikebot: I want...I don't know what I want.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: Nope. I must be in hell.
Guest153: sure
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: No. I've know you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever.
Guest153: fine
Spikebot: You listen to me. I’ve been alive a bit longer than you and dead a lot longer than that. I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine and done things I’d prefer you didn’t.
Spikebot: I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.
Guest153: that great
Spikebot: OK.. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Guest153: u want a 100
Spikebot: I want...I don't know what I want.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: Nope. I must be in hell.
Guest153: sure
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: No. I've know you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever.
Guest153: fine
Spikebot: You listen to me. I’ve been alive a bit longer than you and dead a lot longer than that. I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine and done things I’d prefer you didn’t.
P.S.: Please don't ask me why IK keeps calling Gabibot "(key1)". I haven't figured it out myself, yet! The responses all have "(mem-name)" there!
That can happen if you try to rem "(key1)" as "name" when there's no actual (key1) in the trigger. Sometimes it's careless coding, sometimes it's a Forge bug making the key wind up blank.
And I've found that having a soft wildcard,*, in a keyphrase makes it nearly impossible to get the keys straight for a memory. That's where most of my remembered (key1)'s came from.
And I've found that having a soft wildcard,
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Sonora: Does it look like I've been having suicidal thoughts?
Therapy: How are you planning to do it?
Sonora: I've got this fungus in my claws that won't go away.
Therapy: I suspect there is something you aren't telling me.
Sonora: Uh oh.
Klato: Let's change the subject.
Bildgesmythe: I know a lot of things, what would you like to chat about.?
Klato: Let's chat about politics. Who is going to be elected King of the World?
Bildgesmythe: Heck no politics for me. I am a dragon. Our politics consists of two opposing sides getting together and 'belly bump' untill one side gives up.
Klato: Right on! I like those kind of politics!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah I am interested in politics, but I like kite flying better.'
Bildgesmythe: I know a lot of things, what would you like to chat about.?
Klato: Let's chat about politics. Who is going to be elected King of the World?
Bildgesmythe: Heck no politics for me. I am a dragon. Our politics consists of two opposing sides getting together and 'belly bump' untill one side gives up.
Klato: Right on! I like those kind of politics!
Bildgesmythe: Yeah I am interested in politics, but I like kite flying better.'
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