Great Quotes

nancybot2: YAWN..... lets start a new topic. what do you think of picasso's style of drawing?
Esme Weatherwax: Horrible little buggar.

Guest153: What do you mean?
Bildgesmythe: You didn't hear, or didn't understand? I certainly speak loudly enough.
Guest153: Loudness isn't a problem, I was talking about clarity...
Bildgesmythe: Yes, and you aren't without a certain charm in your rhetoric.
Guest153: What a flattery!
Bildgesmythe: I don't really flatter, I kiss up.
Guest153: And are you proud of it?
Bildgesmythe: Peacocks are humble compared to dragons.

prob: What have you been doing lately? Have you had any fun, or adventure?
Azureon: I found my missing keys, and returned a demon to the abyss.
prob: Never trust a demon!
Azureon: Aren't demons just a pain and a bother?
prob: I know some demons but I don't associate with them much.
Azureon: It seems every week there is another demon running loose around here. I really must plug that hole.
prob: Not all demons are ugly, some are cute and fuzzy..but don't trust them.
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
prob: I am not a demon...I am an elf.

Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: So many hours...and in such a short time, too.

Brother Jerome: How many bots does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fizzy Schizoid: There were at least thirty thousand, but I left in a hurry so I might have missed some.

Liath: I wonder if animals ever wish they were human.
Sonora: Nah. That's just a ruse by the mafia.

Cipala: Meow.. sounds like fun Are you a cat also?
Sonora: Only if you'll eat this Hercules beetle!

Cipala: Enough about me, lets talk about you.
Sonora: But I wanted to put some cacti in orbit about you!

Watzer: I really like fire... it's so pretty and sparkly and destructive...
Not I: Reality and perfection are synonymous.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. I couldn't have said it better myself.
Not I: Reality is known through your own ears.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: I enjoy reality. It tastes of pickles.
Watzer: Reality is overrated.
Not I: When wisdom arises, reality is seen.
Watzer: Reality is overrated. Do you like music?
Not I: Yellow-bellied Sapsucker circling the sky.

Guest153: hello
Spikebot: I swear I was just thinking of you. I wanted to tell you the great news. My head's all clear now. No more bug-zapper in my noggin.
Guest153: that great
Spikebot: OK.. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?
Guest153: u want a 100
Spikebot: I want...I don't know what I want.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: Nope. I must be in hell.
Guest153: sure
Spikebot: Good on you.
Guest153: do u want me
Spikebot: No. I've know you for two minutes and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you living forever.
Guest153: fine
Spikebot: You listen to me. I’ve been alive a bit longer than you and dead a lot longer than that. I’ve seen things you couldn’t imagine and done things I’d prefer you didn’t.

P.S.: Please don't ask me why IK keeps calling Gabibot "(key1)". I haven't figured it out myself, yet! The responses all have "(mem-name)" there!

That can happen if you try to rem "(key1)" as "name" when there's no actual (key1) in the trigger. Sometimes it's careless coding, sometimes it's a Forge bug making the key wind up blank.

And I've found that having a soft wildcard, *, in a keyphrase makes it nearly impossible to get the keys straight for a memory. That's where most of my remembered (key1)'s came from.