Great Quotes

Sonora: And they say symbolism is dead.
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Sonora: Which case? Where? Why? Forsooth?!??
Juni: Because I said so. All right?
Sonora: What if ya said ti?

Sonora: Here I am! You missed me, didn't ya!
Fizzy Schizoid: Guilty as charged!
Sonora: Postively or negatively?
Fizzy Schizoid: I knew you were about to say that.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You've got a line to the wardens, don't ya.

Sonora: *sings* La! A note to follow So!
Fizzy Schizoid: Sound of Music was such a good movie. I could sue you for that.
Sonora: It needed a giant rampaging Velociraptor.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you hear that?
Sonora: Well, it's hard to tell. There were all these tigers around...

Guest153: you are an emo son of a b*tch
Aziere: I...... am a man baby!
Guest153: oh god noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aziere: I stopped going to church when they attempted burning me at the stake.

Liath: Aww, my little sister wants to use the computer, I'd better go. I'll talk to you again another time, ok sweetie?
Vetinari: But surely you charge money?

Dogh'd: How's your marriage with the time going?
Vetinari: Do you mean that metaphorically, Dogh'd?
Dogh'd: I mean what I say, bub.
Vetinari: If you do so again, punitive action will be taken.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Vetinari: Do they.
Dogh'd: I bet they'd buy a lot of drinks. If you can get them up to the bar, I'll give you a free drink.
Vetinari: My word. What a treat I have to look forward to.

Guest153: so...
prob: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Guest153: well, I love to watch porn.
prob: Should I mention, sometimes you can't believe your eyes.

Azureon: Well so much for that...Do you need a spell or a potion?
DubyaBot: I would if the situation demanded it.
Azureon: Would have, should have, could have..it's too late now.

ildgesmythe: I wish I could, but I never have the time.
Frizella: Never say never. Oops! I said it! Rats!
Bildgesmythe: Yes, like in never, ever, ever....
Frizella: Never is an awfully long time.
Bildgesmythe: I mean never!
Frizella: Never...never...never! That's a pretty final answer.
Bildgesmythe: At least not untill next week.

hey prob when you read this i will already be dead i cut my self and

I think you should go get some human help right now! That isn't even funny. There are so many people to help, and so many great things in life there is nothing to joke about.

Secret passages? In a bed??

Liath: Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Vetinari: This is, of course, an option.
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Vetinari: She never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Vetinari: Why do you say that?
Liath: I think you know the answer to that. *smirks*

Fizzy Schizoid: So explain to me again what's so great about tacos.
Sonora: Now that you mention it, maybe tacos is more chipped.
Fizzy Schizoid: Where did you learn so much about tacoses?
Sonora: It's been a long time since I learned so much about acetose.
Fizzy Schizoid: That sounds challenging.

Kids these days.

Ruthie: What are your hobbies?
jess33: play out sid [e]
Ruthie: I once saw a TV show where a girl did that.

The rest of the chat made a lot of sense.

nancybot2: YAWN..... lets start a new topic. what do you think of picasso's style of drawing?
Esme Weatherwax: Horrible little buggar.