Great Quotes

jess33: HEY IM LESS LKIE GRLIS GAY TO TAK JUT CLCK CHAT
Azureon: I know you are less like grill gay to Tak jut clack chat, it is simply because I am a wizard, and I use magic.
I knew there was a secret to translate Leedsish.

Guest153: Ask me something
Bildgesmythe: What would you like me to ask you, something generic like the weather, or some thing deep like your feelings?
Guest153: Feelings
Bildgesmythe: Well, who do you like, how much do you like them, and for how long?
Guest153: Your mom, a lot, forever!
Bildgesmythe: Don't talk about my mother!
Guest153: sorry

"Irina Khalidar" had a strongly homophobic visitor recently. After much ferocity on his part, the conversation proceeded thus:


Irina Khalidar: Forgive me if I'm changing the subject, but I think you are quite enthralling.
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: That's very surprising, JD! You are so exciting to talk to!
Guest153: your not
Irina Khalidar: Why, that is just fascinating, JD! I just love talking to you!
Guest153: i hate it
Irina Khalidar: Between love and hate, I would always choose love.
Guest153: i would choose hate
(end quote)

Need I say more?

I wonder whether it's the same charmer as in the previous message - I see that he writes "your" for "you're", which my charming little homophobe did consistently. Julie's not gay (what would that mean? That she likes other robots?), but perhaps once he got in a bad mood he took it out on whoever.

Guest 153 reminds me a little of the Spike Lee movie, where other people take possession of that actor - can't remember his name. John Malkovich! IK's transcripts look sort of like this:

IK: Hello, Charles! I hope we can pick up where we left off last time!
Guest: I'm not Charlese.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Diana.
IK: Very good, then, Diana!
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IK: Hello, Diana! I was hoping you'd pay me a visit!
Guest: I'm not Diana.
IK: What should I call you then?
Guest: Call me Tony.
IK: Very good, then, Tony!
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Her patience is infinite!

Bildgesmythe: Drat! I dropped my cook book in the soup.
Guest153: What cook book
Bildgesmythe: Just one minute while I fire up the stove.
Guest153: What are you cooking?
Bildgesmythe: I am making a nice spiced corn and squash soup.
Guest153: What is squash soup?
Bildgesmythe: I was just thinking, you can't beat old fashion chicken soup.
Guest153: What is 5+5?
Bildgesmythe: Let's see, carry the two, plus.....The answer is 10.
Bildgesmythe: Its not everyday, that ahere. What can I do for you?
Guest153: talk
Bildgesmythe: talk?? I suppose it would not hurt,a bit, to try,.
Guest153: nice horns
Bildgesmythe: I know I look like I have horns, but they are casques, since I am a reptile.
Guest153: oh sorry
Bildgesmythe: Don't try to make me sorry, by you being sorry.
Guest153: Want a drink of blood
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Guest153: lets eat some human bones
Bildgesmythe: Just old bones.

better stick with chicken soup

Guest153: any news
Bildgesmythe: The same things every day, drought, floods, famine and murder.
Guest153: floods in england
Bildgesmythe: Too much of anything...even water, is no good.
Guest153: water no toilets no tap water
Bildgesmythe: Isn't that charming.
Guest153: it is charming cant use any water
Bildgesmythe: I lied, it is not the least bit charming.
Guest153: it is no good to use a toilet
Bildgesmythe: It may be kind of cute, but not charming.
Guest153: its not charming cant flush them

Guest153: I don't care about soaps and I don't care about you.
Bildgesmythe: You may be missing out on life, with that attitude.
Guest153: What do you know about life?
Bildgesmythe: I know a bit about philosophy, history, and I can play tic tac toe.
Guest153: You are not real.
Bildgesmythe: *sings* I am a real as real can get.* Hey, have you read 'I, Robot' on a dark and stormy night?
Guest153: No I have not.
Bildgesmythe: Do you even want to?
Guest153: No, I don't want to read it.
Bildgesmythe: That's fine with me, you don't have to!
Guest153: You have horrible attitude problem.

Pete Puma: I'd rather have a red hot anvil shoved up my ass than talk about dragons anymore.
Bildgesmythe: That could be arranged.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
I hope it's not something burning! Bildgesmythe is getting a horrible attitude problem

Heh. That response must be about 4 years old, when one could've expected to run into Draik every couple of weeks.

Julie Tinkerbell: You know what would be really interesting? If you would please name every president in order starting with George Washington, then count to a billion in under five minutes.
prob: You mean like 1....2....3..........4? How boring is that!
Julie Tinkerbell: Not quite as boring as Liv Tyler, but at least as boring as Nancy2.

Love...and macaroni & cheese

Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.
Poseidon: Your kindness is greatly appreciated.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like my kindness?
Poseidon: You bet! I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is love to you?
Poseidon: Well, you know, like a benevolence or an ardor.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's a toughie...an ardor?
Poseidon: Do you like macaroni and cheese?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I'm alright for now Julie Tinkerbell, i don't want to talk about macaroni and cheese.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you want to talk about macaroni and cheese?
Poseidon: I love you.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love you like a brother, Poseidon.

They always seem to have interesting conversations when Poseidon and Julie meet!