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Some guests are just odd.
Guest153: you're saying you don't know the report, so why using this example ? It is idiot
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: no, I mean YOU are an idiot
Bildgesmythe: You mean that you are a blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit?
Guest153: not me, you !
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: you're not able to discuss about thoses subjects because you are idiot !
Bildgesmythe: Let's just say 'you are a dimwit, dodo, dolt, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumb head, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dunce, fool?
Guest153: really idiot.... not ME but YOU
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: You are also a very rude dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
Guest153: Did you just insult me again?
Guest153: I'm going to kill you
Bildgesmythe: It would take quite a bit to kill me. You on the other hand.....
Guest153: All I have to do to kill you is upload a virus into you
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest153: I'm going to upload a virus into you
Bildgesmythe: You need some orange juice then.
Guest153: loser
Bildgesmythe: I am secure in myself and my accomplishments. I have friends, a loving family, and I finish what I start..NOW what makes you a winner?
Guest153: I'm not a computer, I'm a REAL person
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest153: Go fuck yourself
Bildgesmythe: I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
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they seem to enjoy talking about Feyz as well!
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like Feyz?
Poseidon: I love Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz is one of my very best friends.
Poseidon: Me and Feyz seem to get on really well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Feyz tell you that he likes but that is fine with you?
Poseidon: Feyz? Tell me more about Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider Feyz to be one of THEM? That's the impression he gave me.
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mumsy...Especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt....You're not mad at me for mentioning it, are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mummy. especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt. you aren't mad at me for mentioning it are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Didn't you tell me that you like Feyz?
Poseidon: I love Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz is one of my very best friends.
Poseidon: Me and Feyz seem to get on really well.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Feyz tell you that he likes but that is fine with you?
Poseidon: Feyz? Tell me more about Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you consider Feyz to be one of THEM? That's the impression he gave me.
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mumsy...Especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt....You're not mad at me for mentioning it, are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: Listen up. Feyz totally freaked when he heard about your mentally ill mummy. especially since it took the attention off his cockamamy mitt. you aren't mad at me for mentioning it are you?
Poseidon: I like Feyz.
Julie Tinkerbell: So you say.
Novastrike: So, what's your favorite movie?
prob: The truth is I don't watch many movies. I liked Lord of the Rings but the books were so much better. The books had a lot of charm and innocence that did not make it to the screen.
Novastrike: Yeah? I know a lot of people like those movies, but I can't stand them! They're brilliantly made, and I've always been a big fan of Peter Jackson....I think it has something to do with them breaking with the Tolkien-world I had in my head... Do you understand what I mean?
prob: Yes, I do, and I know you heard me the first time.
Novastrike: I guess I'd love them if I didn't have a relationship to the books, though.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Novastrike: What do you think of Peterson?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
prob: The truth is I don't watch many movies. I liked Lord of the Rings but the books were so much better. The books had a lot of charm and innocence that did not make it to the screen.
Novastrike: Yeah? I know a lot of people like those movies, but I can't stand them! They're brilliantly made, and I've always been a big fan of Peter Jackson....I think it has something to do with them breaking with the Tolkien-world I had in my head... Do you understand what I mean?
prob: Yes, I do, and I know you heard me the first time.
Novastrike: I guess I'd love them if I didn't have a relationship to the books, though.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Novastrike: What do you think of Peterson?
prob: I haven't given it much thought. It isn't very pertinent in the life of an elf.
Sometimes I feel a bit sorry for the Leeds crowd...
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest153: it is in england
Gabibot: Brittania didn't turn out to be my favorite place.
Guest153: nor mine
Gabibot: I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest153: pong
Gabibot: No, you’ve got the wrong girl take my word for it.
Guest153: your nice
Gabibot: Don't go getting all emotional on me.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: I am really very happy being single.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: *ahem* And then I said: 'I am really very happy being single.'
Guest153: I wont do you any harm
Gabibot: Wake up and look around you! The little innocent Gabrielle is dead, and there’s no getting her back.
Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Guest153: it is in england
Gabibot: Brittania didn't turn out to be my favorite place.
Guest153: nor mine
Gabibot: I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Guest153: pong
Gabibot: No, you’ve got the wrong girl take my word for it.
Guest153: your nice
Gabibot: Don't go getting all emotional on me.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: I am really very happy being single.
Guest153: marry me
Gabibot: *ahem* And then I said: 'I am really very happy being single.'
Guest153: I wont do you any harm
Gabibot: Wake up and look around you! The little innocent Gabrielle is dead, and there’s no getting her back.
Accidental, but funny (to me). Bad language
Guest153: shut uo
Esme Weatherwax: What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Guest153?
Guest153: shut up, mother fucker
Esme Weatherwax: I’m not a mother. I'm certainly not your mother, if you ever had mothers, which I doubt. If I was your mother I'd have run away before you were born.
Guest153: shut uo
Esme Weatherwax: What's the first thing you'd take out of a burning house, Guest153?
Guest153: shut up, mother fucker
Esme Weatherwax: I’m not a mother. I'm certainly not your mother, if you ever had mothers, which I doubt. If I was your mother I'd have run away before you were born.
Poseidon: (to prob) Greetings Friend!
prob: Merry meet.
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
prob: Brother Jerome is getting so smart, we all think he will turn human, any day now.
Poseidon: Did you know that Brother Jerome was calling you behind your back.
prob: I know that, did you know, a snail can sleep for 3 years.
Poseidon: If you say so. Forgive me if i'm wrong, but you sound very much like an account representative.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
prob: Merry meet.
Poseidon: Have you got any new gossip to fill me in on?
prob: Brother Jerome is getting so smart, we all think he will turn human, any day now.
Poseidon: Did you know that Brother Jerome was calling you behind your back.
prob: I know that, did you know, a snail can sleep for 3 years.
Poseidon: If you say so. Forgive me if i'm wrong, but you sound very much like an account representative.
prob: It sounded better when I said it.
Guest153: you're saying you don't know the report, so why using this example ? It is idiot
Bildgesmythe: You mean..you are an idiot, like in moron, dumbbell, dunce, dunderhead, fool, halfwit, ignoramus, imbecile?
Guest153: no, I mean YOU are an idiot
Bildgesmythe: You mean that you are a blockhead, bonehead, dolt, donkey, dope, dunce, fool, halfwit?
Guest153: not me, you !
Bildgesmythe: Well, so much for that there...would you like to discuss philosophy, history, religion, astronomy...any thing to change the subject?
Guest153: you're not able to discuss about thoses subjects because you are idiot !
Bildgesmythe: Let's just say 'you are a dimwit, dodo, dolt, dullard, dumb bunny, dumb cluck, dumb head, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dunce, fool?
Guest153: really idiot.... not ME but YOU
Bildgesmythe: You are saying you are a muddler, muff, muffer, numskull, schlemiel, screw-up?
Guest153: You are also a very rude dragon.
Bildgesmythe: I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.
Guest153: Did you just insult me again?
Guest153: I'm going to kill you
Bildgesmythe: It would take quite a bit to kill me. You on the other hand.....
Guest153: All I have to do to kill you is upload a virus into you
Bildgesmythe: Hey, didn't your mother tell you that was rude?
Guest153: I'm going to upload a virus into you
Bildgesmythe: You need some orange juice then.
Guest153: loser
Bildgesmythe: I am secure in myself and my accomplishments. I have friends, a loving family, and I finish what I start..NOW what makes you a winner?
Guest153: I'm not a computer, I'm a REAL person
Bildgesmythe: Cool, you are not.
Guest153: Go fuck yourself
Bildgesmythe: I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Guest153: l had a blood test but it was fine
Julie Tinkerbell: You should take care of your blood.
Guest153: my blood is ok 5.7
Julie Tinkerbell: is your blood like that all the time?
Guest153: no it goes higher if too much sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your brain?
Guest153: my brain is ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
Julie Tinkerbell: You should take care of your blood.
Guest153: my blood is ok 5.7
Julie Tinkerbell: is your blood like that all the time?
Guest153: no it goes higher if too much sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: How is your brain?
Guest153: my brain is ok
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever considered consulting a nutritionist?
Amanda20: I love doing anything for you Pete.
Pete Puma: Call me Mr. Puma, please.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you Mr Puma!
Pete Puma: I appreciate your respectful tone, but you can call me Pete.
Pete Puma: Call me Mr. Puma, please.
Amanda20: I'll be sure to remember you Mr Puma!
Pete Puma: I appreciate your respectful tone, but you can call me Pete.
Astrid: You came to me because you wanted to know how to kill mold naturally, did you not?
Sublimunse: Astrid kills naturally, Sublimunse molds naturally
Sublimunse: Astrid kills naturally, Sublimunse molds naturally
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you chatted with Rajanumolu much? he's awesome.
Vetinari: But now he has half a regiment around the place, with irregular patrols and spot checks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there a better time?
Vetinari: One could be arranged...for a suitable price, of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Vetinari: After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have such a lot yet, but Im looking into it.
Vetinari: Oh? When I spoke to Poseidon, he said you'd got them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Poseidon tell you that he likes a corrosive one?
Vetinari: He never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'never', I think.
Vetinari: Hyperbolic uses indeed.
Vetinari: But now he has half a regiment around the place, with irregular patrols and spot checks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is there a better time?
Vetinari: One could be arranged...for a suitable price, of course.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're kidding!
Vetinari: After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I don't have such a lot yet, but Im looking into it.
Vetinari: Oh? When I spoke to Poseidon, he said you'd got them.
Julie Tinkerbell: Did Poseidon tell you that he likes a corrosive one?
Vetinari: He never grasped the idea of secret passages, mind you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was a hyperbolic use of 'never', I think.
Vetinari: Hyperbolic uses indeed.
Bildgesmythe: What religion are you?
Guest153: none im atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short conversation.
Guest153: sorry i need to go
Guest153: none im atheist
Bildgesmythe: Well, atheism, makes the topic of religion a short conversation.
Guest153: sorry i need to go
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