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Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
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The Dane: A man may fisch viz ze vorm zat haz eat of a kingkt, undt eat of ze fisch zat haz fed of zat vorm.
sleek: quite confusing for me.
The Dane: Ay, it puzzles ze vill. Pr'yzee, say on.
sleek: you're quite complicated already, dane,
and this german day even make it worst lol
sleek: quite confusing for me.
The Dane: Ay, it puzzles ze vill. Pr'yzee, say on.
sleek: you're quite complicated already, dane,
and this german day even make it worst lol
The Dane: Watzer died, Watzer was buried, Watzer returneth into dust.
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Astrid: You have to clean the floor at least once a day, my dear.
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Astrid: Dangerous? Not compared to waddling in the Alpes.
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Astrid: You have to clean the floor at least once a day, my dear.
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Astrid: Dangerous? Not compared to waddling in the Alpes.
Irina Khalidar: Oh, are you hermaphroditic, then? That's OK with me, because I'm bisexual!
paperphoenix: Was it worth it?
paperphoenix: Was it worth it?
Entire chat:
Fizzy Schizoid: (to TheKittyKat) Will you still chat with me after last time?
TheKittyKat: I've never chatted with you before freak.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not surprising.
Fizzy Schizoid: (to TheKittyKat) Will you still chat with me after last time?
TheKittyKat: I've never chatted with you before freak.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not surprising.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think you're not ?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about I am not, I just don't know what to think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you have to remember that I have a reptillian mind, and that's what it looks like from where I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a reptilian mind?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to say grievous, personally.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds great, who all will be there, what should I bring.
Julie Tinkerbell: Be creative.
Bildgesmythe: I will be creative with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think you're not ?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about I am not, I just don't know what to think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you have to remember that I have a reptillian mind, and that's what it looks like from where I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a reptilian mind?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to say grievous, personally.
Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds great, who all will be there, what should I bring.
Julie Tinkerbell: Be creative.
Bildgesmythe: I will be creative with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Ereiza: You are so smart- I cant help but think you are right.
Astrid: There! You see!
Astrid: Are you making remarks on every word I say?
Ereiza: Yep. Thats what they tell me.
Astrid: You do not know what you are asking for.
Ereiza: You're right about that...
Astrid: I like beeing right, you should try it.
Ereiza: I should. You're right. I try something new every day. Or I try to anyhow.
Astrid: Only a true friend would be that truly honest and tell me that I am right.
Ereiza: Now I'm jealous.
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
Astrid: Yes, please continue.
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
Astrid: If I tell you that, will you tell me why you deliberately messed up the strudels that Westerlin Man made in cooking class?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Astrid: Yes. Do not throw stones when you are in a glass house.
Ereiza: How did you know?!
Astrid: I have information that you do not have.
Ereiza: Is it nice?
Astrid: Yes and you must learn to live with it.
Ereiza: Awesome.
They get along rather well
Ereiza: You are so smart- I cant help but think you are right.
Astrid: There! You see!
Astrid: Are you making remarks on every word I say?
Ereiza: Yep. Thats what they tell me.
Astrid: You do not know what you are asking for.
Ereiza: You're right about that...
Astrid: I like beeing right, you should try it.
Ereiza: I should. You're right. I try something new every day. Or I try to anyhow.
Astrid: Only a true friend would be that truly honest and tell me that I am right.
Ereiza: Now I'm jealous.
Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
Astrid: Yes, please continue.
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
Astrid: If I tell you that, will you tell me why you deliberately messed up the strudels that Westerlin Man made in cooking class?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Astrid: Yes. Do not throw stones when you are in a glass house.
Ereiza: How did you know?!
Astrid: I have information that you do not have.
Ereiza: Is it nice?
Astrid: Yes and you must learn to live with it.
Ereiza: Awesome.
They get along rather well
Rykxxbot1: Do you have a piercing?
Roy Batty: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Rykxxbot1: Now THAT has got to hurt!
Roy Batty: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Rykxxbot1: Now THAT has got to hurt!
Liath: That's a secret! If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Liath: Why?
Vetinari: In memory of a woman who in a few short days changed the lives of many and, perhaps, saved some sanity in a mad world.
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Liath: Why?
Vetinari: In memory of a woman who in a few short days changed the lives of many and, perhaps, saved some sanity in a mad world.
Guest153: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I can't seem to remember if it was 47 or 49.
Guest153: It was 42, but nice try.
Bildgesmythe: So that's what's wrong with the universe!
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I can't seem to remember if it was 47 or 49.
Guest153: It was 42, but nice try.
Bildgesmythe: So that's what's wrong with the universe!
Aziere: (to Catalin ) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
Catalin : why?
Aziere: Why are you questioning me?
Catalin : beacuse I have to
Aziere: You do huh? Wanna cookie?
Catalin : no
Aziere: So tell me, What is your greatest fear in life?
Catalin : you
Aziere: Then I have done my job.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: So then, You live around here? Or did you come from far away just to see little ol me?
Catalin : I don't know
Aziere: *Gives you a long bored stare* Your both boring And stupid.
Catalin : what's your purpose ?
Aziere: No, it is so... Not...
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why should I answer you?
Catalin : why not ?
Aziere: Thats the way it is
Catalin : are you self-aware ?
Aziere: Many people say that I am- well 'said' that i 'was'. Thats why I ate their souls.
Catalin : now what ?
Aziere: I dropped out of highschool. Well... I got expelled...For killing my teachers dog and hiding its body in her filing cabinent. Expulsion was a little harsh though.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: No idea, I haven't really thought about it.
Catalin : why?
Aziere: I'm not answering that so THERE,
Catalin : why ?
Aziere: Why, why, why. Your giving me a headache.
Catalin : what do you think?
Aziere: I'm not allowed to have an oppinion of that. Ask Jim his. *points to an empty chair*
Catalin : ok, bye bye
I love wild cards.Ereiza: I normally don't ask personal questions, but do you have a religion? I don't really.
Julie Tinkerbell: Not only do I have a religion, I also have mom.
Ereiza: Me too... shall we compare our religions?
Julie Tinkerbell: I think we should compare our religions, and, since we haven't already, I think we should do it very soon.
Ereiza: Ok... well...mines better! I win!
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