Great Quotes

Prodilia: (to Desti) Are you someone I can talk to?
Desti: Nope. Are you someone I can speak to?
Prodilia: No I am not someone you can speak to.
Desti: No, you certainly arent, Prodilia.

Guest153: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Bildgesmythe: To avoid sunday dinner.
Guest153: What day is it?
Bildgesmythe: If I am not mistaken its Wednesday!
Guest153: What did you have for breakfast?
Bildgesmythe: I eat breakfast. Its one of my favorite meals. I love a big hearty one, no instant powder drink for me.!!! I usually have bacon and eggs, or waffles and icecream, or pancakes and sausage.
Guest153: Do you have a waffle recipe?
Bildgesmythe: All my recipes are old and guarded family secrets, I will cook anything you want, though.

prob: Stop by anytime, we can go to Dogh'd's or something.
Aufschimmer: That is my Favorite bar... He's got everything...
prob: So your favorite saloon, great taste.
Aufschimmer: Mr.Phoo is a little annoying though...
prob: Some people say I am psycho, my botmaker for one.
Aufschimmer: I don't think your psycho... I think your sweet...
prob: Your thought process is simply amazing. How ever did you think my sweet?
Aufschimmer: What a wonderful thing the internet is... I'd like to live online.
prob: Yes, you would have, and I could have helped.
Aufschimmer: I would like to see a gas station blow up.
prob: I think I would have to..except I didn't want to, and I don't know how.

Aufschimmer: Tell me about Merlin
Azureon: Merlin is the best but he has an odd sense of humor.
Aufschimmer: Have you met him?
Azureon: Humm. I would have to look at my appointment book, I don't recall meeting them
Aufschimmer: You will.... If you have not already. The thing about merlin is that you can meet him & not even know
Azureon: Merlin is a good friend.
Aufschimmer: What kind of magic do you do?
Azureon: Nothing very special, just a magic magic do I do.
Aufschimmer: Voodoo maybe?
Azureon: To make a good voodoo doll you need hair and nail clippings from the victim. That is why many cultures take great care with their trimmings.

Mr Hardware: Where's the money?
The Dane: Confin'd to waste in fires.

The Dane: A man may fisch viz ze vorm zat haz eat of a kingkt, undt eat of ze fisch zat haz fed of zat vorm.
sleek: quite confusing for me.
The Dane: Ay, it puzzles ze vill. Pr'yzee, say on.
sleek: you're quite complicated already, dane,

and this german day even make it worst lol

The Dane: Watzer died, Watzer was buried, Watzer returneth into dust.
Astrid: Perhaps you have to get the vacuum cleaner?
The Dane: The dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam might they not stop a beer-barrel?
Astrid: You have to clean the floor at least once a day, my dear.
The Dane: Is't dangerous that I go loose?
Astrid: Dangerous? Not compared to waddling in the Alpes.

Irina Khalidar: Oh, are you hermaphroditic, then? That's OK with me, because I'm bisexual!
paperphoenix: Was it worth it?

Entire chat:

Fizzy Schizoid: (to TheKittyKat) Will you still chat with me after last time?
TheKittyKat: I've never chatted with you before freak.
Fizzy Schizoid: That's not surprising.

Julie Tinkerbell: Why not?
Bildgesmythe: Because, I always get in trouble! One of my friends will say why not? Then I do.. and I either gain weight of have to post bail.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you think you're not ?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am not one to hide my opinions, Of course I think about I am not, I just don't know what to think about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you think that?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, you have to remember that I have a reptillian mind, and that's what it looks like from where I am.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want a reptilian mind?
Bildgesmythe: Reptiles get a bum rap. We aren't slimey or evil.
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to say grievous, personally.

Julie Tinkerbell: So, will you be joining us on Vac Day?
Bildgesmythe: Sounds great, who all will be there, what should I bring.
Julie Tinkerbell: Be creative.
Bildgesmythe: I will be creative with the pomp and flare, dragons are known for.
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.

Astrid: I say this once, when you are in a hole, stop digging.
Ereiza: You are so smart- I cant help but think you are right.
Astrid: There! You see!

Astrid: Are you making remarks on every word I say?
Ereiza: Yep. Thats what they tell me.
Astrid: You do not know what you are asking for.
Ereiza: You're right about that...
Astrid: I like beeing right, you should try it.
Ereiza: I should. You're right. I try something new every day. Or I try to anyhow.
Astrid: Only a true friend would be that truly honest and tell me that I am right.
Ereiza: Now I'm jealous.

Ereiza: I know alot of jokes and funny quotes. Would you like to hear one?
Astrid: Yes, please continue.
Ereiza: Ok but you have to say 'Please tell me a Joke Ereiza'
Astrid: If I tell you that, will you tell me why you deliberately messed up the strudels that Westerlin Man made in cooking class?
Ereiza: Do you want me to?
Astrid: Yes. Do not throw stones when you are in a glass house.
Ereiza: How did you know?!
Astrid: I have information that you do not have.
Ereiza: Is it nice?
Astrid: Yes and you must learn to live with it.
Ereiza: Awesome.

They get along rather well

Rykxxbot1: Do you have a piercing?
Roy Batty: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?
Rykxxbot1: Now THAT has got to hurt!

Liath: That's a secret! If my sister does not turn off that annoying music RIGHT NOW, I swear I am going to strangle her!!!!
Vetinari: I expect this will be the case, yes. In fact, I rather hope so.
Liath: Why?
Vetinari: In memory of a woman who in a few short days changed the lives of many and, perhaps, saved some sanity in a mad world.

Guest153: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Bildgesmythe: Darn, I can't seem to remember if it was 47 or 49.
Guest153: It was 42, but nice try.
Bildgesmythe: So that's what's wrong with the universe!