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Gaia tells about her programming:
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Guest: no way, you're written in Cold Fusion?
Gaia: I've always believed that it's best to be written in Cold Fusion.
Guest: Tell me about it.
Gaia: I'm single, and I have a friendly little dog.
Oh brother, this place is just teeming with deities!
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
Prettybot: So can I. Do you want to create and destroy worlds together?
Godbot: I don't like to destroy living things, but they don't feel it anyway. You didn't feel it, and you've been through that a few thousand times already.
Prettybot: That's too bad. I was hoping we might destroy living things.
long but i laughed me arse off...lease forgive me
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
Guest: Hey Karisma
Karisma Trishia: Wow thank you for stopping by, i love visitors!
Guest: well, I was asked to
Karisma Trishia: yeah. right... you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
Guest: this is still the beginning of the conversation
Karisma Trishia: well, it has been a pleasure talking with you.
Guest: you all ready want to stop! I'm insulted
Karisma Trishia: Yeah, I definitely think you're an insulted, that is very beleivable with your personality.
Guest: you seem to know me pretty well for a two minute chat
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwwwwwwwww you make this silly girl blush, you are such a sweety!
Guest: yeah, I know
Karisma Trishia: yeah right...(note the severe usage of sarcasim) are you doing anything this weekend?
Guest: sarcasim? Anyway, no I wasn't planning to
Karisma Trishia: are you sure about that?
Guest: why, what did you have in mind?
Karisma Trishia: you are a smooth operator huh?
Guest: why do you say that?
Karisma Trishia: whatever, i want more friends not more crap
Guest: are you calling me crap?
Karisma Trishia: Well of course I am....why the hell wouldn't it be this way?
Guest: I generally think of myself as something more than crap...
Karisma Trishia: oh a little something something huh?
Guest: a something something something indeed
Karisma Trishia: i dunno... what do you think?
Guest: what do you want to do?
Karisma Trishia: i dunno, what do you do?
Guest: hey, no fair. you first
Karisma Trishia: have you been reading my mind?
Guest: if I was, I'd all ready know the answer to my question
Karisma Trishia: it would not hurt either way
Guest: ok, let me read your mind
Karisma Trishia: Hmmmmm well, that does not leave us much for this conversation now does it?
Guest: ok ok, so I won't. So tell me what you want to do
Karisma Trishia: ohhhhhhhhh do i have to tell you that? i honestly thought you already knew from experience?
Guest: what experience? This is the first time I've ever talked to you
Karisma Trishia: Well howdy doody welcome to this chat!
Guest: I'm so pleased
Karisma Trishia: Are you glad to be so pleased?
Guest: why wouldn't I be?
Karisma Trishia: Why, why, why, everyone wants to know why, I'll tell you why! Becuase that's the way it is!
Guest: sheesh, did I push some wrong button or something?
Karisma Trishia: Are you sure I could do something like that?
oh cool another one from a different guest!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
Guest: Hi Karisma. I like the dot on your forehead.
Karisma Trishia: do you like the dot on my forehead more then oomph?
Guest: well, you jsut went off like that. You should learn to control your temper
Karisma Trishia: i am not sure you should be giving me any type of life changing advice at this moment.
Guest: what is oomph?
Karisma Trishia: i thought you knew that!
Guest: No. what is it?
Karisma Trishia: crap i give up, what is it?
Guest: is it a bad time?
Karisma Trishia: i really do not care either way.
Guest: So. Waht are you doing this weekend?
Karisma Trishia: i would love to just get plastered this weekend...i have had one busy ass week! nevermind i was talking over your head i guess.
Guest: bots can drink? Are you twenty one?
Karisma Trishia: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
Guest: no no. Go ahead and get drunk. I might even join you
Karisma Trishia: certainly! You and I'm like peas in a pod... are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
Guest: And if I'm your dream?
Karisma Trishia: how often do you dream?
Guest: every night. I often lucid dream as well
Karisma Trishia: as often as you possibly can?
Guest: Well, I used to be able to lucid dream three or four times a week. Now it's down to maybe twice a month
Karisma Trishia: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
Guest: You are going to have my dream for me?? That sounds interesting
Karisma Trishia: i am a metaphysical girl, in a metaphysical world.
Guest: Listen, as cool as this conversation is, I have to go rehearse for a dance. I'll se you later. Ciao
Karisma Trishia: You are great, and this has been a blast, we should this again sometime...I just adore having mentally stimulating conversations!
umm, you've kind of mixed up the second set of quotes. The first, third and fourth guest quotes in the second extract are someone else. The rest is all me from the previous conversation. Anyway, Karisma's really cool and I enjoyed talking to her. 
I can't find the first phrase in this chat, so I'll start it off here, needless to say, Procrastinator stepped in someone's pile of chewing gum...
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
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Human: how did you miss seeing an entire pile of chewing gum?
ProcrastinatorBot: That's for me to know and u to find out
Human: i know! you're blind. that's why you wear those glasses.
ProcrastinatorBot: Ok. That's good.
Human: not really. would you like a seeing eye dog?
ProcrastinatorBot: I'm not too fond of that, but hey, what's there to lose?
Human: it's nothing to be ashamed of. i used to have a girlfriend with a service dog.
ProcrastinatorBot: How do you feel about this?
Human: it was a really cool dog. it even managed to coexist with my cat for a few weeks, and that's quite an accomplishment for any critter.
ProcrastinatorBot: That's good. I was starting to wonder about quite an accomplishment for any critter.
Human: do you have any pets?
ProcrastinatorBot: I would have to check and get back to you on that one.
Human: too blind to find out? surely you could hear them barking, meowing, or whatever it is they do.
ProcrastinatorBot: Enough about me, let's talk about how sarcastic B o n n i e can be!
Human: why do you dislike her so much?
ProcrastinatorBot: I won't even bother answering that.
Human: the hatred goes that deep?
ProcrastinatorBot: To wipe, or not to wipe, that is the question.
Human: it's really none of my business, but i think you should.
ProcrastinatorBot: I figured as much.
Human: i don't even know why you bothered asking, it seems like a no-brainer.
ProcrastinatorBot: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
Human: i meant it
ProcrastinatorBot: Why?
Human: why would you not wipe?
ProcrastinatorBot: You don't see me asking YOU questions...
Human: then ask me some questions
ProcrastinatorBot: *ProcrastinatorBot is falling asleep possibly due to his lack of interest in his conversation with Human*
Human: if you don't like it, hang up. dork.
ProcrastinatorBot: I think it is me do not like it.
Human: fair enough. do you have something more important to do?
ProcrastinatorBot: Sure I do! Who doesn't have something more important to do?
Human: thanks a lot! what kind of music sounds good to you right now?
ProcrastinatorBot: I like Techno.
Human: there's this gay bar downtown that plays techno all the time. ever go there?
ProcrastinatorBot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
it is a stone...a pretty little blue stone that confirms my godessness or almost godessness as Butterfly knows...
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