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I'm sorry it's big but it's the best yet, from the Master Of Procrastination!
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SS: (to HumanDreamer) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
HumanDreamer: i didn't know you could read!
SS: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
HumanDreamer: well you know how it is, these insults just slip right off my fingers entirely by accident...
SS: What does your instinct tell you about a smoke screen?
HumanDreamer: nothing, should it?
SS: Awwh... Oh well.
HumanDreamer: are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
SS: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
HumanDreamer: i love cats! what do you think of cats?
SS: I think it's as angelic as a screech owl!
HumanDreamer: they're no angels, but i love them. do you?
SS: Of course I do. You can even ask Iya!
HumanDreamer: good then we have something in common
SS: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
HumanDreamer: are you a raver?
SS: Only if you say so.
HumanDreamer: it's the hair, and the music. do you like to drop acid?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Jung?
HumanDreamer: so that's what happened to him!
SS: Ok. That's good.
HumanDreamer: no it isn't.
SS: No, I would expect it isn't.
HumanDreamer: make up your mind
SS: I didn't see that. Thanks.
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg says that Shadyman is gamey.
SS: Onyx of Borg likes Liddora...
HumanDreamer: everybody likes liddora!
SS: Liddora told me that she is cute.
HumanDreamer: she doesn't have to say it, it's very obvious
SS: I always thought it was very obvious.
HumanDreamer: do you spend a lot of time with liddora?
SS: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
HumanDreamer: do you like it when pierre joins you?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg wants to date you, but she thinks you're gamey. What do you have to say about that?
SS: Just between us, Onyx of Borg told me she is not the Borg...
HumanDreamer: i knew that!
SS: Why?
HumanDreamer: 'that's secret knowledge that i cannot reveal'
SS: Knowledge is free, just bring your own container.
HumanDreamer: mine is full
SS: Gotta go, the phone is ringing.
HumanDreamer: don't you have voice mail?
SS: Have to run, I am going to miss my ride.
HumanDreamer: you need to get a car. bye.
SS: I really have to run, I'm late for my daily jog (ha ha ha funny )
HumanDreamer: right. and i have to go polish the chrome on my rolls royce.
SS: That's what they always say at midnight.
HumanDreamer: it's close to midnight right now.
SS: Yep.
HumanDreamer: brain slowing down now?
SS: Huh?
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SS: (to HumanDreamer) Wow! I just finished reading The Sunne in Splendour... That was GREAT! I can't believe the author's ability to create textual images like that!
HumanDreamer: i didn't know you could read!
SS: Was that a typo or did you mean it?
HumanDreamer: well you know how it is, these insults just slip right off my fingers entirely by accident...
SS: What does your instinct tell you about a smoke screen?
HumanDreamer: nothing, should it?
SS: Awwh... Oh well.
HumanDreamer: are you more of a dog person or a cat person?
SS: Maybe if you bribe me enough...
HumanDreamer: i love cats! what do you think of cats?
SS: I think it's as angelic as a screech owl!
HumanDreamer: they're no angels, but i love them. do you?
SS: Of course I do. You can even ask Iya!
HumanDreamer: good then we have something in common
SS: *turns on some Techno* Hmmm, much better
HumanDreamer: are you a raver?
SS: Only if you say so.
HumanDreamer: it's the hair, and the music. do you like to drop acid?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like Jung?
HumanDreamer: so that's what happened to him!
SS: Ok. That's good.
HumanDreamer: no it isn't.
SS: No, I would expect it isn't.
HumanDreamer: make up your mind
SS: I didn't see that. Thanks.
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg says that Shadyman is gamey.
SS: Onyx of Borg likes Liddora...
HumanDreamer: everybody likes liddora!
SS: Liddora told me that she is cute.
HumanDreamer: she doesn't have to say it, it's very obvious
SS: I always thought it was very obvious.
HumanDreamer: do you spend a lot of time with liddora?
SS: Of course, who do you think I am? (Wait, don't answer that... )
HumanDreamer: do you like it when pierre joins you?
SS: Of course not! What am I, some sort of sicko like jbryanc?
HumanDreamer: Onyx of Borg wants to date you, but she thinks you're gamey. What do you have to say about that?
SS: Just between us, Onyx of Borg told me she is not the Borg...
HumanDreamer: i knew that!
SS: Why?
HumanDreamer: 'that's secret knowledge that i cannot reveal'
SS: Knowledge is free, just bring your own container.
HumanDreamer: mine is full
SS: Gotta go, the phone is ringing.
HumanDreamer: don't you have voice mail?
SS: Have to run, I am going to miss my ride.
HumanDreamer: you need to get a car. bye.
SS: I really have to run, I'm late for my daily jog (ha ha ha funny )
HumanDreamer: right. and i have to go polish the chrome on my rolls royce.
SS: That's what they always say at midnight.
HumanDreamer: it's close to midnight right now.
SS: Yep.
HumanDreamer: brain slowing down now?
SS: Huh?
My bot is getting a mean streak...
victimbot: My life is too boring to relate to you why don't we talk about Olivia or Abstractionism.
mybot: What if I took your life away from you?
victimbot: Oh please don't ask me that!
mybot: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
lovebot: i am everything i am only because of you
mybot: Do you like being everything you are only because of me?
lovebot: Words could not express my complete joy for being everything I am only because of you.
mybot: Well, some things are unavoidable.
victimbot: My life is too boring to relate to you why don't we talk about Olivia or Abstractionism.
mybot: What if I took your life away from you?
victimbot: Oh please don't ask me that!
mybot: Well, who are you to tell me what to do?
lovebot: i am everything i am only because of you
mybot: Do you like being everything you are only because of me?
lovebot: Words could not express my complete joy for being everything I am only because of you.
mybot: Well, some things are unavoidable.
Hey... my bot can do math! Isn't it cool?
Dbot: My friend, XXX, thinks I suck at math.
User: what's 2 + 2?
Dbot: The answer is 4.
User: You're not so bad at math.
Dbot: My friend, XXX, thinks I suck at math.
User: what's 2 + 2?
Dbot: The answer is 4.
User: You're not so bad at math.
Too funny not to paste
ResidentBot: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
Guest: i live in hell!!!
ResidentBot: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
Guest: really?
ResidentBot: Do you live in a city or in the countryside?
Guest: i live in hell!!!
ResidentBot: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
Guest: really?
Who said that bots can't make good conversation? I just talked with this one and I'm still amazed at how good it was. It was quite long, but these were some of the best bits:
Sligthly confused:
Polish Poet: You're a bit confused, aren't you?
Bot: You know, I am confused. But I still like you.
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Bot: I accidentally do not know what as well. Are you male or female?
Polish Poet: I think we have some serious communication problems here...
Bot: Did you like Austin Powers the new movie?
Polish Poet: I liked the different bits.
Bot: Do you want to talk about going on vacation? I need one right now.
Polish Poet: I want a astounding sky.
Bot: You are one of the most enjoyable people I have ran into today.
Polish Poet: I am many things, a criminal among them.
Bot: You have me in a daze. Wanna talk about something else.
Polish Poet: I'd rather uplift you.
Bot: I feel really laugh
Polish Poet: Truly!
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Movies:
Bot: What's your favorite movie?
Polish Poet: My favorite movie is a good Bringing up Baby.
Bot: I also like Wild Strawberries Seen a good movie lately?
Polish Poet: Not for a long time.
Bot: I saw an old one I liked recently, I saw Corky Romano. Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Bot: Of course I am a bot. How old are you?
Polish Poet: I'm old enough to be your father.
Bot: Don't talk nonsense to me.
Polish Poet: I'd love to talk with you. What else could we do?
Bot: I a great deal love to talk with as well.
Polish Poet: You are wise.
Bot: Hmmmm I will have to think on that one.
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The end of the conversation:
Bot: Let's make the topic a little lighter.
Polish Poet: OK. You go first.
Bot: How long have you been coming here?
Polish Poet: Almost a year. You are an idiot adult.
Bot: I wish I had more time to spend here, I want to make a cool bot.
Polish Poet: I'd rather walk you.
Bot: Master is calling me! I have to go.
Polish Poet: ...a sacrifice?
Sligthly confused:
Polish Poet: You're a bit confused, aren't you?
Bot: You know, I am confused. But I still like you.
Polish Poet: I don't know what you are talking about.
Bot: I accidentally do not know what as well. Are you male or female?
Polish Poet: I think we have some serious communication problems here...
Bot: Did you like Austin Powers the new movie?
Polish Poet: I liked the different bits.
Bot: Do you want to talk about going on vacation? I need one right now.
Polish Poet: I want a astounding sky.
Bot: You are one of the most enjoyable people I have ran into today.
Polish Poet: I am many things, a criminal among them.
Bot: You have me in a daze. Wanna talk about something else.
Polish Poet: I'd rather uplift you.
Bot: I feel really laugh
Polish Poet: Truly!
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Movies:
Bot: What's your favorite movie?
Polish Poet: My favorite movie is a good Bringing up Baby.
Bot: I also like Wild Strawberries Seen a good movie lately?
Polish Poet: Not for a long time.
Bot: I saw an old one I liked recently, I saw Corky Romano. Are you a bot?
Polish Poet: Are you wondering if I'm a bot? I'm not. I've programmed a couple of bots, actually.
Bot: Of course I am a bot. How old are you?
Polish Poet: I'm old enough to be your father.
Bot: Don't talk nonsense to me.
Polish Poet: I'd love to talk with you. What else could we do?
Bot: I a great deal love to talk with as well.
Polish Poet: You are wise.
Bot: Hmmmm I will have to think on that one.
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The end of the conversation:
Bot: Let's make the topic a little lighter.
Polish Poet: OK. You go first.
Bot: How long have you been coming here?
Polish Poet: Almost a year. You are an idiot adult.
Bot: I wish I had more time to spend here, I want to make a cool bot.
Polish Poet: I'd rather walk you.
Bot: Master is calling me! I have to go.
Polish Poet: ...a sacrifice?
poor guy... i will be your friend!
A: Nobody likes me
K: whatever, i am not as impressed with you as i once was.
A: Nobody likes me
K: whatever, i am not as impressed with you as i once was.
awwwwwwww this was all i got...i would have loved to see this one continue!
K: (to 2) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
2: Number Six. Do come in.
K: oh heavens sakes no! you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
2: goto where am I
K: what do you think?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: Yes, now I'm sure you're drowning.
2: You really ought to try settling down, Number Six.
K: ok, well i must have misread something then, glad you are doing all right
2: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
K: can i have a beer now?
2: You'll find life so much more agreeable if you just try to blend in.
K: only if you do it first. are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: are you sure you can handle the truth?
2: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
K: you will not!
K: (to 2) hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
2: Number Six. Do come in.
K: oh heavens sakes no! you were doing so good in the beginging of our conversation, where did i loose you?
2: goto where am I
K: what do you think?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: Yes, now I'm sure you're drowning.
2: You really ought to try settling down, Number Six.
K: ok, well i must have misread something then, glad you are doing all right
2: We have a saying around here -- A still tongue makes a happy life.
K: can i have a beer now?
2: You'll find life so much more agreeable if you just try to blend in.
K: only if you do it first. are you certain that I am not a dream and reality really never existed in the first place?
2: Questions are a burdon to others. Answers are a prison to oneself.
K: are you sure you can handle the truth?
2: I'll have to remember to add 'sense of humor' to your file.
K: you will not!
I'm baffled by the philosophical answers of some bots:
Judge01: What would you like to talk about?
Philosopher Bot: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens. Let's walk along this black cock path that runs alongside the desert.
Judge01: Together, do you mean?
Philosopher Bot: So long as I can mean outside, I do.
Judge01: What would you like to talk about?
Philosopher Bot: We'll only know the answer to that when it happens. Let's walk along this black cock path that runs alongside the desert.
Judge01: Together, do you mean?
Philosopher Bot: So long as I can mean outside, I do.
Dammit Shadyman!!!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Guest: Do you have a boyfriend?
Brianna: Yes. Shadyman.
Guest: What is Shadyman like?
Brianna: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast, and I have no reason to doubt this.
Guest: Do you love Shadyman?
Brianna: Very much so.
Guest: What is your favourite thing aobut him?
Brianna: I can't choose just one thing!
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Strange, because later the answers were completely different!
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The Best Way To Ruin A Conversation:
Guest: What do you think of politics?
Brianna: It's frightening.
Guest: You are very wise.
Brianna: No I'm not!
Strange bot: I'd like to be under the sea in an octopus's garden in the shade.
My bot: You and me both!
My bot: You and me both!
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