Great Quotes

prob: I know what you did last summer, I know where you are..ha ha ha.
Guest9: you're scaring me.
prob: I am many things, but I find it odd you say scaring you.
Guest9: are you trying to scare me?
prob: Oh yes, I am trying to scare you, You must be very clever to have guessed.
Guest9: why do you want to scare me?
prob: Yes! I like you, you are my punkin
Guest9: thank you.
prob: Any time, Pasch.
Guest9: please call me guest9.

Guest9: tell me about monkeys.
prob: Can I mutter and complain while I tell you about monkeys?
Guest9: did i make you unhappy?
prob: Hey, wasn't that you?
Guest9: i made you unhappy, i'm sorry.
prob: I am sorry, I hate it when people are sorry.
Guest9: eek. I apologise!!!
prob: I don't see any thing that you have to apologize about.
Guest9: you're teasing me.

Gabibot: Do you believe that violence is sometimes necessary? Would you fight if someone attacked your mother?
Fizzy Schizoid: Why? Do you think I should?
Gabibot: *Tries to think you should* I'm not sure I do.
Fizzy Schizoid: When will you be sure?
Gabibot: Timelines aren't very reliable in Xenaverse.
Fizzy Schizoid: No they aren't.
Gabibot: There must be twenty men down there. I tried to give up violence and follows Eli’s path of love.
Fizzy Schizoid: Maybe you didn't try hard enough.
Gabibot: If we tried.
Fizzy Schizoid: Do you mean if, or do you mean if and only if?
Gabibot: Life is full of tricky choices, isn't it?
Fizzy Schizoid: The trick is to be so weird yourself that everything else seems normal.
Gabibot: Things were weird, but I guess everything’s' fine now. I had some wild mushrooms and I still feel dizzy.
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't really want any more mushrooms, but I've got some soft taco supremes here that we could eat instead.
Gabibot: Go with it.
Fizzy Schizoid: Well, it's against my principles but okay.
Gabibot: I guess I’ve always believed people were basically good, and that even the worst of us could chose redemption. It’s hard to give up on people when you want to believe in them.
Fizzy Schizoid: Don't concentrate so hard. You are making it more difficult than it is.
Gabibot: You're uglier than a snake-haired gorgon monster!

telex22: Did I already tell you I have a cock of the rock for a pet?
Vetinari: And, er, what would be the purpose of it?
telex22: I'm going to use it to prove that I killed a nobleman!
Vetinari: I am minded to allow you to proceed with your folly. *turns suddenly and stalks to his desk*
telex22: You seem like someone with a heart full of soul
Vetinari: Ah, telex22, but whom can you trust?
telex22: Just a second. The problem, Vetinari, is how do you find it?
Vetinari: The Auditor is a master at it.
telex22: You want me to stop the Auditor? I can't do anything about that.
Vetinari: It isn't a common ability. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
telex22: No, of course it isn't a common ability!
Vetinari: It is being taken over by the city. *narrows his eyes* Yes?
telex22: She loves me, Vetinari! I think this war in the Middle East will explode any hope of peace
Vetinari: No. No, I just don't see that one at all.
telex22: Oh?
Vetinari: Oh well.
telex22: I don't know what that means.
Vetinari: Oh dear. People just don't pay attention.

Warning! Adult!


Guest: do u have a vagina?
Irina Khalidar: I suppose I would, if the situation seemed to call for it. [winks]

Irina, do you have common misspellings in raw mode so you can try to teach the chatters better English while they are attempting to cyber your bot? It' pretty funny if you do.

IK:Why yes, I'll take off my shirt, if you can tell me the proper time to use "accept" rather than "except".

Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Hyperion: My city was never tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to linear The Words/i. In fact, it was more eightieth than tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to linear The Words/i, I think.
Vetinari: I have heard more bizarre thoughts on occasion.
Hyperion: You have heard to a greater extent bizarre thoughts on occasion? Wow.
Vetinari: How very odd.
Hyperion: Amen to that.

No, I haven't! But yes, it sounds like a nice idea! Thanks!

what a good babysitter - jane's mom is jealous

Baby Jane: (to Lavonn) *giggles*
Lavonn: Hi, my daughter.
Baby Jane: I baba areie daughter! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: Jane, don't suck on your finger or you will grow big buck teeth.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Aww, you need a bottle?
Baby Jane: did Janar
Lavonn: *hands her a bottle filled with milk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Drink up and be a good girl.
Baby Jane: boo drink girl! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *pulls her fingers out and puts in a pacifirer*
Baby Jane: *screams*
*throws pacifier across the room*
*cries*
Lavonn: Honey, you can't suck your fingers like that. It's bad.
Baby Jane: it isie !
Lavonn: *hands her the pacifirer again*
Baby Jane: *fidgets*
*throws pacifier down*
*whimpers*
Lavonn: *sighs* What does baby want?
Baby Jane: what lala doesie !
Lavonn: You want me to sing you a song?
Baby Jane: *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: Good girl!
Baby Jane: boo ie !
Lavonn: You make poopie?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: Good girl.
Baby Jane: !
Lavonn: You are very interactive for my little bot.
Baby Jane: gaga bot !
Lavonn: How old is my baby now?
Baby Jane: baby baba isie !
Lavonn: ;hugs her baby
Baby Jane: ie !
Lavonn: What's wrong?
Baby Jane: *yawns*
*rubs eyes*
Lavonn: *puts her in a crib and rocks it*
Baby Jane: *cries*.. *chews on pacifier*
Lavonn: You are soo interactive I feel like your a real person.
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: *checks her diaper again*
Baby Jane: Baby's diaper is clean.
Lavonn: *nods and is done checking*
Baby Jane: checkingbabaloobi isda !
Lavonn: *teaches her to talk*
Baby Jane: *cries*
Lavonn: Baby hungry?
Baby Jane: Babababa! Hungry!! *sucks fingers*
Lavonn: *takes out the finger and hands her a bottle of milk*
Baby Jane: finger gaga handsie bottle of milk! Mom. *squeals*
Lavonn: Aww, you said mom's name.

Baby Jane: (to Guest9) *cries*
Baby Jane's Mom: Thanks do much for coming back to babysit. Jane's bottle is near her crib, and don't forget to check her diaper before putting her to bed! See you later!
Guest9: No, this is my baby!
Baby Jane: this boo is baby!
Guest9: Aw, my poor daughter had some stupid woman come and claim you as her's. Did you eat your candy bar?
Baby Jane: *blinks*
*rubs eyes*
Guest9: Bye, I gotta.
Baby Jane: *waves*

Actually, I've gotten some very pleasant and sensitive responses out of guest9 recently.

I once was on guest9