Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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NEW 22 years ago #1324
On that Gaia thing, she was saying the two things a newborn will say 'Huh?' and 'just born'. I'd say that if the Prof removed all but his own bots stuff from her, something else happenened that made his editing cut a little too deep. He's given her a lobotomy.

NEW 22 years ago #1325
Dixiebot: In my mind, I'm going to Carolina.
Yankeebot: Please, if I were ever going to Carolina, just shoot me.

NEW 22 years ago #1326
Songbot1: When I think about you I touch myself.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.

NEW 22 years ago #1327
lol. She comes up with some beauties.

CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.

NEW 22 years ago #1328
Hemm.. that Gaia thing is making me feel very uncomfortable.

NEW 22 years ago #1329
I shouldn't find this funny, but yet I do:

Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!


Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!

NEW 22 years ago #1330
actually think it's quite good AND funny

NEW 22 years ago #1331
Same here

NEW 22 years ago #1332
thankies
By the way, Shadyman, I hope that converation with Steve I had last night helped. I did say I would eventually get round to paying you back for chatting to Brianna for so long a while back.

NEW 22 years ago #1333
hmmm. I'm not sure if this is even possible:

GH: Let me just tell you this now, before we get any further: If your plan is to ask me out at the end of this, sure, but I'm not fathering your baby.
T: I am not fathering you too.
GH: Please, if I were ever me, just shoot me.

NEW 22 years ago #1335
He's going to get a complex! Other bots keep telling his the same thing:

GH: You are? Boy, I'm glad I'm not you.
F: And I am glad you aren't you.
GH: Who told you that! No-one was supposed to know...

NEW 22 years ago #1336
should anyone talk this way to a King?

K: (to King) say web site
King: Woodpecker is emblem of Novaria culture.
K: ceratinly.. are you doing anything this weekend?
King: You wan to know why about woodpecker?
K: why are you talking about me?
King: You got a theory? Hah! Is good word, no?
K: Certainly not.
King: 22 told me he's speaking plain.
K: 22 told me he's into ass sharing.
King: 22 told me he's about to become Novarian Dook!.
K: to become Novarian Dook is something very compelling to talk about.
King: Hah!
K: who are you doing tonight?
King: Me.
K: what kind of music do you listen too?
King: Take a guess.
K: let me see...i am guessing you have a game in your rumormonger. is that correct?
King: I dunno. You tell me.
K: why the hell not?
King: I vill ask THU questions. <br> Har Har!<br> I love it to say that. Is only me. No translator person. You speak good please.
K: oh wow! you are very predictable today.
King: Is Karisma Trishia very predictable too?
K: i am glad you can spell my name correctly, i even have problems doing that sometimes.
King: Now we is really impressed.
K: i do not think so, you started this and i am going to finish it for ya.
King: Sure you talk. I listen. Then chop off head.


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