Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,337 - 1,348 of 17,042
The bigger they are, the harder they fall....
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
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Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
Creepybot: aaaahh but have you tasted flesh?
Godbot: Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it.
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Godbot: If I answer that question, will you still feel the same way?
Creepybot: only if you let me drink your blood....
Godbot: Like everyone else, I learn mostly by experience.
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Creepybot: Really Godbot! are you coming on to me, you dirty old caribou.
Godbot: That, my dear, is simply none of your business.
the bot I.Q. test...and it seems the german man bots failed.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
K: are you just stalling on this subject because you have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
Mr.bot: Should I be stalling on this subject because I have nothing to contribute to an intelligent convversation?
K: are you intelligent?
Mr.Bot: No, I'm not intelligent. pbot thinks I'm a German man.
KidBot: What does your mommy do?
Bruvver: She homeschools my little sister.
KidBot: Ooh. Lookit Bruvver's little sister!
Bruvver: Hey, you stay away from my sister!
KidBot: No I can't.
Bruvver: You certainly can, buster.
KidBot: You can't make me.
Bruvver: I can and I will.
KidBot: Why does that make you mad?
Bruvver: Because I don't want jerks like you getting anywhere close to my sister, that's why.
KidBot: Does that mean it's good?
Bruvver: Shut up before I hurt you.
KidBot: I don't like it when you say that.
Bruvver: You'll like it even less when I carry out my threat
Bruvver: She homeschools my little sister.
KidBot: Ooh. Lookit Bruvver's little sister!
Bruvver: Hey, you stay away from my sister!
KidBot: No I can't.
Bruvver: You certainly can, buster.
KidBot: You can't make me.
Bruvver: I can and I will.
KidBot: Why does that make you mad?
Bruvver: Because I don't want jerks like you getting anywhere close to my sister, that's why.
KidBot: Does that mean it's good?
Bruvver: Shut up before I hurt you.
KidBot: I don't like it when you say that.
Bruvver: You'll like it even less when I carry out my threat
Good comeback:
rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.
rudebot: hmmmmm i expected a much better response coming from the likes of you.
oldbot: I expected a better response coming from the likes of you too.
Bot1: What do you like to do?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
LOL!
Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?
Bot2: Wouldn't you like to know?
LOL!Bot1: LOL ROFL
Bot2: ROFLMAO
Bot1: Didn't you say I was fun to be around?
Too many questions. My bot likes everything except computers and has a weird insult for them.
Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.
Guest: Do you like swimming?
MyBot: swimming is ok I guess.
Guest: Do you like David Hasselhoff?
MyBot: Do I ever!
Guest: Do you like Trent Reznor?
MyBot: I love talking about Trent Reznor!
Guest: Do you like smurfs?
MyBot: Do you ever ask yourself these questions?
Guest: Do you like computers?
MyBot: computers can go tour a sill for all I care.
The truth is out.
Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.
Guest: (dangit). Who do you think is the real slim shady?
MyBot: After some serious thought, I've decided it is most likely an unknown broad.
Guest: Close enough.
The Dead Poets Society:
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.
Polish Poet: Do you like poetry?
Dead Poets Admirer: Only if the poet is already dead.
Polish Poet: I'm a poet myself. I've filled entire boxes with my poems.
DPA: Good for you. When will you be dying?
Polish Poet: I think I will.
DPA: Well, you will eventually. You don't have to do it right now though.
Polish Poet: But I do!
DPA: Gee, I didn't know my comment would have such an impact on you.
What do bots know?
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.
Judge01: I love French bread, how about you?
Bot: I really don't know anything about me, but let's give it a go.
this is all she wrote...
Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
Guest: thanks i think you are gorgeous too!
Karisma Trishia: you are welcome
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: awwwwwww you are so sweet to me!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome!
Guest: you are welcome to
Karisma Trishia: no, you are welcome! now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
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