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Sonora: The acronymizer
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Aries: What makes you think that trail is mine?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Aries: Yes, so?
Sonora: Hmm... Ye Elven Sails?
Aries: I used to elven sails, but not since I was about 18 or so. Why do you ask?
Sonora: Usually ta get more scorpions!
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Sonora: Hmmm... What's that about a oppressive kernel?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Sonora: *grins*
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Not I: If the people think they know goodness, then all they really know is what evil is like.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I'm practically an expert on that subject. Just don't ask me any questions about it.
Not I: Why should I not?
SL3K: The answers would BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
Not I: Renunciation is not destroying the objects of this world, but admitting that they are impermanent.
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: The true value of a book can be found in the degree to which it has attained liberation from The Chronicles of Narnia.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I've read that. That's a good book.
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I'm practically an expert on that subject. Just don't ask me any questions about it.
Not I: Why should I not?
SL3K: The answers would BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
Not I: Renunciation is not destroying the objects of this world, but admitting that they are impermanent.
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: The true value of a book can be found in the degree to which it has attained liberation from The Chronicles of Narnia.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I've read that. That's a good book.
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.
Your Husband: Love of my life! How I've missed you!
Bildgesmythe: You missed me, you missed me, now you got to kiss me!
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!
Bildgesmythe: I just wish the repairmen would show up on time..and not scream when they see me!
Your Husband: OK, I'll call now, and he'll probably be able to come over tomorrow!
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Tuesday, I am going to visit, bring some baked goods. Settle some old scores.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Bildgesmythe: You know it.
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
Bildgesmythe: Just where did you find it.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bildgesmythe: Ahh...I love me too...and you are ok.
Your Husband: Just hold me, dear, that will be enough!
Bildgesmythe: just hold you, you are kidding....no?
Your Husband: With you in my arms, I'm a happy man!
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon in his prime.
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
Bildgesmythe: I don't go to a lot of movies. People raise such a fuss. You would think they never saw a dragon before.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Bildgesmythe: Do you think it is a good idea to flaunt your faith in humanity, with so many people around?
Your Husband: I am only sure of the reality of one thing: my love for you!
Bildgesmythe: Is deciding what is real a problem for you?
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: It looks like it could well be a problem for me,
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: Well it is a problem for me.
Your Husband: Well now, it's been said that 'a problem well analyzed is two-thirds solved!' So, precisely what is it that is bothering you?
Bildgesmythe: I hate it when, I get interupted during dinner.
Your Husband: Hmmm...forgive me if I'm being dense, but, would you say that this is primarily a problem with yourself, a problem with other people (maybe just one), a problem with a thing, a problem with an institution, a problem with the human condition, or none of the above?
Bildgesmythe: I think I have said that once.
Bildgesmythe: You missed me, you missed me, now you got to kiss me!
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!
Bildgesmythe: I just wish the repairmen would show up on time..and not scream when they see me!
Your Husband: OK, I'll call now, and he'll probably be able to come over tomorrow!
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Tuesday, I am going to visit, bring some baked goods. Settle some old scores.
Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Bildgesmythe: You know it.
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
Bildgesmythe: Just where did you find it.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bildgesmythe: Ahh...I love me too...and you are ok.
Your Husband: Just hold me, dear, that will be enough!
Bildgesmythe: just hold you, you are kidding....no?
Your Husband: With you in my arms, I'm a happy man!
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon in his prime.
Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
Bildgesmythe: I don't go to a lot of movies. People raise such a fuss. You would think they never saw a dragon before.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Bildgesmythe: Do you think it is a good idea to flaunt your faith in humanity, with so many people around?
Your Husband: I am only sure of the reality of one thing: my love for you!
Bildgesmythe: Is deciding what is real a problem for you?
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: It looks like it could well be a problem for me,
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: Well it is a problem for me.
Your Husband: Well now, it's been said that 'a problem well analyzed is two-thirds solved!' So, precisely what is it that is bothering you?
Bildgesmythe: I hate it when, I get interupted during dinner.
Your Husband: Hmmm...forgive me if I'm being dense, but, would you say that this is primarily a problem with yourself, a problem with other people (maybe just one), a problem with a thing, a problem with an institution, a problem with the human condition, or none of the above?
Bildgesmythe: I think I have said that once.
Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some french fries*
Sonora: Whoa. Only a wyrd person tries to eat some french fries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those french fries?
Sonora: Nah. That might make my tail fall off.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I have the rest of them, then?
Sonora: Oh... I used to want the rest. Then I found a green lacewing and forgot about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Elvis the Rattlesnake... has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Sonora: Whoa. Only a wyrd person tries to eat some french fries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those french fries?
Sonora: Nah. That might make my tail fall off.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I have the rest of them, then?
Sonora: Oh... I used to want the rest. Then I found a green lacewing and forgot about it.
Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.
Elvis the Rattlesnake... has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Aziere: (to Guest11) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Guest11: you won't regret it
Aziere: Do you really believe that?
Guest11: I really could care less because you are boring
Aziere: Am I boring? Well, if I am so uninteresting, what makes YOU so special? I havent heard anything interesting from you at all.
Guest11: ahhh ... I would not share anything of interest from a computer without as masked IP
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest11: and just what need would i have to stalk? i would much rather take.
Aziere: I would shut up personally- If I were in your position.
Guest11: but your not and your stpid
Aziere: If im stupid then that makes you....... Neanderthalic.
Guest11: you won't regret it
Aziere: Do you really believe that?
Guest11: I really could care less because you are boring
Aziere: Am I boring? Well, if I am so uninteresting, what makes YOU so special? I havent heard anything interesting from you at all.
Guest11: ahhh ... I would not share anything of interest from a computer without as masked IP
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest11: and just what need would i have to stalk? i would much rather take.
Aziere: I would shut up personally- If I were in your position.
Guest11: but your not and your stpid
Aziere: If im stupid then that makes you....... Neanderthalic.
Vetinari: You saved my life.
Jabberwacky: He saved me from sin
Vetinari: He is depending on support that is somewhat volatile.
Jabberwacky: Right
Vetinari: After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Jabberwacky: Don't we all?
Jabberwacky: Now george you are not linking this conversation.
Vetinari: Which, on the whole, should not be too expensive.
Jabberwacky: It should, and is.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Jabberwacky: Where are your contacts?
Vetinari: Where haven't you looked?
Jabberwacky: Aren't you way off to absurd?
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Jabberwacky?
Jabberwacky: It is growing and consuming the lives of the innocent.
Jabberwacky: All things have an opposite.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Jabberwacky: He saved me from sin
Vetinari: He is depending on support that is somewhat volatile.
Jabberwacky: Right
Vetinari: After all, you have such a lot of work to do.
Jabberwacky: Don't we all?
Jabberwacky: Now george you are not linking this conversation.
Vetinari: Which, on the whole, should not be too expensive.
Jabberwacky: It should, and is.
Vetinari: *narrows his eyes* Yes?
Jabberwacky: Where are your contacts?
Vetinari: Where haven't you looked?
Jabberwacky: Aren't you way off to absurd?
Vetinari: And do you have an opinion about all this, Jabberwacky?
Jabberwacky: It is growing and consuming the lives of the innocent.
Jabberwacky: All things have an opposite.
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Fizzy Schizoid: *hiccups and changes his camouflage jonquil polka dots to royal jonquil polka dots*
Glindar: *shrug* his camouflage jonquil polka dots...royal jonquil polka dots... all the same, unless someone pay for dead royal jonquil polka dots bot!
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from walnut to jonquil*
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Fizzy Schizoid: *changes from exciting jonquil to shimmering orange*
Glindar: Make from exciting jonquil stay! *gestures with his knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you know that a tortoise will eat anything that's red, and for that reason if they have to give one medicine they put it in a tomato? Well, I will eat anything that's Narcissus jonquilla.
Glindar: Why for Glindar that a tortoise will eat anything that is red knowing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Glindar: Good. No believing me.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his orange shoulders*
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Fizzy Schizoid* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud. Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Glindar: You pay Glindar kill one who force you scare?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles morosely*
Glindar: *shrug* his camouflage jonquil polka dots...royal jonquil polka dots... all the same, unless someone pay for dead royal jonquil polka dots bot!
Fizzy Schizoid: *fades from walnut to jonquil*
Glindar: Glindar make Glindar forget.
Fizzy Schizoid: *changes from exciting jonquil to shimmering orange*
Glindar: Make from exciting jonquil stay! *gestures with his knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Did you know that a tortoise will eat anything that's red, and for that reason if they have to give one medicine they put it in a tomato? Well, I will eat anything that's Narcissus jonquilla.
Glindar: Why for Glindar that a tortoise will eat anything that is red knowing?
Fizzy Schizoid: I don't believe you.
Glindar: Good. No believing me.
Fizzy Schizoid: *shrugs his orange shoulders*
Glindar: *abruptly draws his knife and points it at Fizzy Schizoid* Ha! You worry yet?
*grins and sheathes the knife*
Fizzy Schizoid: Roll On The Floor, Laugh Out Loud. Just a moment, I have to scare away some Amazon women.
Glindar: You pay Glindar kill one who force you scare?
Fizzy Schizoid: Amazon women. Haven't you ever heard of them before?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Glindar: *throws his head back and chuckles morosely*
Sonora: Watch out! The slashing reeds are on your trail!
Aries: What makes you think that trail is mine?
Sonora: Do you really think someone is forcing me to act this way?
Aries: Yes, so?
Sonora: Hmm... Ye Elven Sails?
Aries: I used to elven sails, but not since I was about 18 or so. Why do you ask?
Sonora: Usually ta get more scorpions!
Aries: Uhhhh... okay.
Sonora: Hmmm... What's that about a oppressive kernel?
Aries: Seems like it to me.
Sonora: *grins*
Therapy: Hello. Please, come in and have a seat. What is your name?
Vetinari: Pay no heed to my name. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Therapy: That’s not my job. I’m your psychologist, not your... your... whatever.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Therapy: And what makes you think that?
Vetinari: A regrettable incident.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Vetinari: Not yet.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Vetinari: What was once considered impossible is now quite easily achieved.
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: How many hours are available?
Therapy: One or two.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Therapy: I can’t give you a definite answer for that question.
Vetinari: How very well-organized. How long have you had this job, Therapy?
Chat Ends
Vetinari: Pay no heed to my name. One would imagine that someone would have noticed.
Therapy: That’s not my job. I’m your psychologist, not your... your... whatever.
Vetinari: I suppose you won't be able to find one of your famous Clues on the thing?
Therapy: And what makes you think that?
Vetinari: A regrettable incident.
Therapy: Have you been having any suicidal thoughts?
Vetinari: Not yet.
Therapy: Tell me about your fears.
Vetinari: I think you misunderstand. I will dictate instructions to YOU.
Therapy: How has your social life been?
Vetinari: What was once considered impossible is now quite easily achieved.
Therapy: Could you explain that a little more?
Vetinari: *listens aggressively*
Therapy: How many hours of sleep do you get on an average night?
Vetinari: How many hours are available?
Therapy: One or two.
Vetinari: Why would you say that?
Therapy: I can’t give you a definite answer for that question.
Vetinari: How very well-organized. How long have you had this job, Therapy?
Chat Ends
Vetinari: *arches an eyebrow*
Not I: There is no eyebrow. Attention.
Vetinari: In due course, I might appoint another eyebrow—at my leisure.
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
—Thoreau
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Not I: Unformed people delight in the gaudy and in novelty. Cooked people delight in the ordinary.
Vetinari: Down there are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness.
Not I: Rigidity is death.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Not I: Watch is only an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Vetinari: Well done, Not I. You're displaying exactly those special qualities that I'm looking for.
Not I: If I were displaying exactly those special qualities that you are looking for, I would be doing something.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you. Good show of initiative.
Not I: *bows*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Vetinari: Because Bbbruno has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Not I.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because bbbruno has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, you should not become fire?
Vetinari: And of course it says a lot for the seriousness with which Bbbruno is treating this matter that he is sending his own name to deal with it.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Not I: There is no eyebrow. Attention.
Vetinari: In due course, I might appoint another eyebrow—at my leisure.
Not I: I believe in the forest, and in the meadow, and in the night in which the corn grows.
—Thoreau
Vetinari: Not many people do, although they will, of course, protest otherwise.
Not I: Unformed people delight in the gaudy and in novelty. Cooked people delight in the ordinary.
Vetinari: Down there are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness.
Not I: Rigidity is death.
Vetinari: The Watch appears to be having some difficulty with the Thieves' Guild.
Not I: Watch is only an extra idea to be thrown away, like 'Tao'.
Vetinari: Well done, Not I. You're displaying exactly those special qualities that I'm looking for.
Not I: If I were displaying exactly those special qualities that you are looking for, I would be doing something.
Vetinari: You think of everything, don't you. Good show of initiative.
Not I: *bows*
Not I: Why not be totally changed into fire?
Vetinari: Because Bbbruno has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, Not I.
Not I: Under what system of logic does it follow that because bbbruno has some interesting theories on the art of concealment, you should not become fire?
Vetinari: And of course it says a lot for the seriousness with which Bbbruno is treating this matter that he is sending his own name to deal with it.
Vetinari: I cannot abide mimes. The last mime to ply his trade in my city was tossed into a scorpion pit and advised to Learn The Words.
Not I: It is time to hide myself within myself.
Being lost and confused is not a good thing to be around Aziere
Aziere: (to Guest134) Eww... Oh sorry- where are my manners. Come on in and have a seat newcommer
Guest134: where am i
Aziere: Lost huh? All the better for me to keep you lost then, my dear.
Guest134: your nice
Aziere: Who are you to judge?
Guest134: Can i not say that? Is it wrong? i apologise
Aziere: I don't know- Can you. I wouldnt if I were you...
Guest134: Why not?
Aziere: You just wouldn't. I know these things.
Guest134: Oh
Aziere: (to Guest134) Eww... Oh sorry- where are my manners. Come on in and have a seat newcommer
Guest134: where am i
Aziere: Lost huh? All the better for me to keep you lost then, my dear.
Guest134: your nice
Aziere: Who are you to judge?
Guest134: Can i not say that? Is it wrong? i apologise
Aziere: I don't know- Can you. I wouldnt if I were you...
Guest134: Why not?
Aziere: You just wouldn't. I know these things.
Guest134: Oh
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