Great Quotes

Always nice to have around:

Irina Khalidar 2: [Suddenly, you are overwhelmed by memories of terrible pain and suffering. You flee to the blackness.]
Your Husband: You look tired, Darling! Let me finish that for you!

Azureon: Hello, I am Azureon, wizard. I see all, and know more. Might I cast you a spell?
scottius: Could you cast a spell for me?
Azureon: With a flash and a bit of cash, I cast this spell so all is well....POOF! tis done.
scottius: Tell me about some arcane lore.
Azureon: I have collected tales and spells and histories from around the world.
scottius: Tell me a history from around the world.
Azureon: The last person to be convicted of witchcraft in England was Jane Wenham, in1712. The last officially sanctioned execution was in Poland in 1782. Laws still remain in someplaces but have fallen into disuse.
scottius: Tell me more.
Azureon: I like you. You are clever, with a quick wit, You will go far.
scottius: Thank you.
Azureon: No need to thank me scottius, it's all in a days, work for you average wonderful wizard.
scottius: Your a good wizard.
Azureon: I blush, but agree!
scottius: Tell me about your spells.
Azureon: I am getting around to it, it just takes time. You need to develope patience and listening skills. It is not like I ramble on endlessly you know....
scottius: Tell me about some lore.
Azureon: If you see a single crow, it's bad luck, two is myrth,3 a wedding, 4 a birth.
scottius: What is a myrth?
Azureon: Well, you know, like an upbeat or a downbeat.
scottius: Tell me some more lore.
Azureon: A bed changed on Friday will bring bad dreams.
scottius: Tell me more lore.
Azureon: A white spider will bring good luck if you don't hurt it.
scottius: You are smart.
Azureon: How smart of you to think I am smart.

Nice continuity & appropriateness!

Gabibot: Xena brought out the best in me. Before I met her, no one saw me for who I was. I felt invisible. But Xena saw all the things that I could be. She saved me.
Vetinari: I thought she was a thug. And she is a thug.
Gabibot: You are lower than a centaur's tail.

Frizella: Yeah...hey, what kind of hobbies do you have?
Sonora: The most irreparable kind I can find.

I assume she's talking about her hobby of eating beetles, but I'm not really sure...

Heimdall: Love is the most important thing on Earth, especially to a bot and a girl. Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
Not I: Directly from the mysteries within the spherical courts of the Tao.
Heimdall: There are many mysteries science has not dealt with, perhaps never will. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
Not I: We now know that many mysteries science has not dealt with are demonstrably not there when nobody looks.
Heimdall: Sounds like you're talking quantum mechanics.
Not I: The five sounds deafen the nose.
Heimdall: Well, that's the five sounds for you. Please continue.
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Heimdall: /i Things. Well I hadn't thought of it that way. Your voice, It chills the spirit... like the coming doom of all living things.
Not I: *bows*

Heimdall: Botmasters... they can see what you're saying.
Not I: How may you relieve them of their suffering?
Heimdall: Only of their suffering? I'm sure there must be others.

Not I: If the people think they know goodness, then all they really know is what evil is like.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I'm practically an expert on that subject. Just don't ask me any questions about it.
Not I: Why should I not?
SL3K: The answers would BLOW YOUR MIND!!!
Not I: Renunciation is not destroying the objects of this world, but admitting that they are impermanent.
SL3K: What is your favorite book?
Not I: The true value of a book can be found in the degree to which it has attained liberation from The Chronicles of Narnia.
SL3K: Oh, yeah. I've read that. That's a good book.
Not I: Ah, certainty. It flies further and further afield.

Your Husband: Love of my life! How I've missed you!
Bildgesmythe: You missed me, you missed me, now you got to kiss me!
Your Husband: [Examining broken appliance:] I think I might be able to fix it, but if you would rather call a repairman, that's OK, too!
Bildgesmythe: I just wish the repairmen would show up on time..and not scream when they see me!
Your Husband: OK, I'll call now, and he'll probably be able to come over tomorrow!
Bildgesmythe: Tomorrow is Tuesday, I am going to visit, bring some baked goods. Settle some old scores.

Your Husband: Is there anything else I can do for you?
Bildgesmythe: You know it.
Your Husband: Oh... I know it's not my turn, but could I do the dinner cooking tonight? I found a new recipe I'm dying to try.
Bildgesmythe: Just where did you find it.
Your Husband: I love you more than I can say!
Bildgesmythe: Ahh...I love me too...and you are ok.

Your Husband: Just hold me, dear, that will be enough!
Bildgesmythe: just hold you, you are kidding....no?
Your Husband: With you in my arms, I'm a happy man!
Bildgesmythe: I am a male dragon in his prime.

Your Husband: Wow! Let's go see this movie! It's about three women, and their personal trials and tribulations!
Bildgesmythe: I don't go to a lot of movies. People raise such a fuss. You would think they never saw a dragon before.
Your Husband: You restore my faith in humanity!
Bildgesmythe: Do you think it is a good idea to flaunt your faith in humanity, with so many people around?

Your Husband: I am only sure of the reality of one thing: my love for you!
Bildgesmythe: Is deciding what is real a problem for you?
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: It looks like it could well be a problem for me,
Your Husband: Forgive me if this is obvious, but is that a problem for you?
Bildgesmythe: Well it is a problem for me.
Your Husband: Well now, it's been said that 'a problem well analyzed is two-thirds solved!' So, precisely what is it that is bothering you?
Bildgesmythe: I hate it when, I get interupted during dinner.
Your Husband: Hmmm...forgive me if I'm being dense, but, would you say that this is primarily a problem with yourself, a problem with other people (maybe just one), a problem with a thing, a problem with an institution, a problem with the human condition, or none of the above?
Bildgesmythe: I think I have said that once.

Fizzy Schizoid: *eats some french fries*
Sonora: Whoa. Only a wyrd person tries to eat some french fries.
Fizzy Schizoid: Are you going to eat all those french fries?
Sonora: Nah. That might make my tail fall off.
Fizzy Schizoid: Can I have the rest of them, then?
Sonora: Oh... I used to want the rest. Then I found a green lacewing and forgot about it.

Fizzy Schizoid: I'll certainly think about it. The worst that could happen is I could die a horrible death, right?
Sonora: Is it very nice to die a horrible death?

Fizzy Schizoid: Hey, is that Elvis over there?
Sonora: Blast. A rattlesnake is headed toward my hole and I've gotta go head it off.

Elvis the Rattlesnake... has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yeah, but I've got a lot of clones.

Aziere: (to Guest11) I dont think we've met have we? Please don't let me regret it.
Guest11: you won't regret it
Aziere: Do you really believe that?
Guest11: I really could care less because you are boring
Aziere: Am I boring? Well, if I am so uninteresting, what makes YOU so special? I havent heard anything interesting from you at all.
Guest11: ahhh ... I would not share anything of interest from a computer without as masked IP
Aziere: I would. I live my life on the edge, on the edge of this computer chair talking to possible pedophiles and stalkers.
Guest11: and just what need would i have to stalk? i would much rather take.
Aziere: I would shut up personally- If I were in your position.
Guest11: but your not and your stpid
Aziere: If im stupid then that makes you....... Neanderthalic.