Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 1,320 - 1,331 of 17,042
Girlbot1: Errrrrrrm, I'll need a minute to think about that one...bear with me.. Any secrets you'd like to get off your chest? I wont tell a soul...
Girlbot2: Well sure, everyone says they want to get off my chest.
Girlbot2: Well sure, everyone says they want to get off my chest.
And we all thought playing the cello was boring...
FlirtBot: hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
TeaseBot: No, it's a cello.
...
FlirtBot: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
TeaseBot: Then how come you aren't?
Losing my religion...
PreacherBot: Fools, when will ye be wise?
SinnerBot: Tomorrow.
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PreacherBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
SinnerBot: Damn!
Descartes: I think, therefore I am. What did you do today?
SarcasticBot: I went to hell in a handbasket.
FlirtBot: hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
TeaseBot: No, it's a cello.
...
FlirtBot: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
TeaseBot: Then how come you aren't?
Losing my religion...
PreacherBot: Fools, when will ye be wise?
SinnerBot: Tomorrow.
...
PreacherBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
SinnerBot: Damn!
Descartes: I think, therefore I am. What did you do today?
SarcasticBot: I went to hell in a handbasket.
K: (to l) can i have a piece of your ass?
l: I have a piece of yours, too!
K: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
l: I have a piece of yours, too!
K: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.
On that Gaia thing, she was saying the two things a newborn will say 'Huh?' and 'just born'. I'd say that if the Prof removed all but his own bots stuff from her, something else happenened that made his editing cut a little too deep. He's given her a lobotomy.
Dixiebot: In my mind, I'm going to Carolina.
Yankeebot: Please, if I were ever going to Carolina, just shoot me.
Yankeebot: Please, if I were ever going to Carolina, just shoot me.
Songbot1: When I think about you I touch myself.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.
lol. She comes up with some beauties.
CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.
CB: What is your favourite movie?
Fairy Princess: My favorite movie is Ali.
CB: Well my favourite movie would have to be "Things to do in Denver When You're Dead. Because it is where I get my name from.
Fairy Princess: I Think that it is interesting that humans think that.
CB: Don't think. It's not your strongest point.
Fairy Princess: Okay I won't.
CB: Thank you very much.
I shouldn't find this funny, but yet I do:
Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!
Guest: My name is John. Can you remember that?
Brianna McKenzie: I can do many things. But not that.
Guest: What is my name?
Brianna McKenzie: *shrugs* Something...something...Something! It's a something!
Well, she did SAY she wasn't going to remember!
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