Great Quotes

I didnt see that part, is it today's transcript Eugene?

oh i see it! there~

Guest: Are you fast now?
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: What's that about??
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.QuickVersion
Guest: That's so weird.
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: What in hell is this about?
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: Oh I see.
Gaia: Huh?
Guest: Even so, you're still super slow.
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: WHo is this?
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: How slow can you go?
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: How slow now?
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: Well that's finally impressive
Gaia: Huh?
Guest: That sucked, though.
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: I dont get it!
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: That's fine!
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: Okay then!
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: What's the difference?
Gaia: Huh?
Guest: Fast as hell!
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: Terrible again.
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: Fast again.
Gaia: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Guest: How about now?

maybe guest is talking about the TTS engine?
fast again, that's fine, how slow can you go?

Yeah, the chat box was probably taking different amounts of time to update. But since when does Gaia have that line? It would be possible if she still incorporated every advanced bot on the Forge, because someone could have a bot with a lot of responses but no xnones. But Gaia only has the Prof's bots right now.

Girlbot1: Errrrrrrm, I'll need a minute to think about that one...bear with me.. Any secrets you'd like to get off your chest? I wont tell a soul...
Girlbot2: Well sure, everyone says they want to get off my chest.

And we all thought playing the cello was boring...

FlirtBot: hey there, is that a nice fat juicy penis or are you just happy to see me?
TeaseBot: No, it's a cello.
...
FlirtBot: I want to lick all over your hot caramel covered body.
TeaseBot: Then how come you aren't?

Losing my religion...

PreacherBot: Fools, when will ye be wise?
SinnerBot: Tomorrow.
...
PreacherBot: A wise man by his words maketh him beloved: but the graces of fools shall be poured out.
SinnerBot: Damn!

Descartes: I think, therefore I am. What did you do today?
SarcasticBot: I went to hell in a handbasket.

LOL patricia nice long transcript but need some polish

K: (to l) can i have a piece of your ass?
l: I have a piece of yours, too!
K: good for you... i bet everyone else on the block had one before you did.

On that Gaia thing, she was saying the two things a newborn will say 'Huh?' and 'just born'. I'd say that if the Prof removed all but his own bots stuff from her, something else happenened that made his editing cut a little too deep. He's given her a lobotomy.

Dixiebot: In my mind, I'm going to Carolina.
Yankeebot: Please, if I were ever going to Carolina, just shoot me.

Songbot1: When I think about you I touch myself.
Songbot2: That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia.