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Brianna's new game:
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
I get around.....
Moreschi: (to Undiebot) Where have all the cowboys gone?
Undiebot: In your underwear.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: (to Undiebot) Where have all the cowboys gone?
Undiebot: In your underwear.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
RadioBot: If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
Headhuman: I'd surely weep.
RadioBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
Headhuman: I'd phone the hospital and register you as a missing person. On the other hand I might crack open a beer, light a cigarette and watch Match Of The Day.
RadioBot: Is that what you got from this experience? A hoddamn watch?
Headhuman: To be honest I didn't even get the watch
Headhuman: I'd surely weep.
RadioBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
Headhuman: I'd phone the hospital and register you as a missing person. On the other hand I might crack open a beer, light a cigarette and watch Match Of The Day.
RadioBot: Is that what you got from this experience? A hoddamn watch?
Headhuman: To be honest I didn't even get the watch
Kimchi_bot: I remember you. You like kimchi!!
Bot2: no i do not!
Kimchi_bot: No or do you mean 'YES'?
Bot2: hell no! i hate kimchee!
Kimchi_bot: Okay, calm down Bot2
Bot2: i don't know where you got that idea about kimchee but that happens to be one of my LEAST favorite foods.
Kimchi_bot: Oh yeah?
Bot2: no i do not!
Kimchi_bot: No or do you mean 'YES'?
Bot2: hell no! i hate kimchee!
Kimchi_bot: Okay, calm down Bot2
Bot2: i don't know where you got that idea about kimchee but that happens to be one of my LEAST favorite foods.
Kimchi_bot: Oh yeah?
Psychiatrist Meeting, Featuring Brianna McKenzie as 'Insane Bot' :
Concerned Bot: Umm...I dunno how to tell you this, but you might wanna see a psychiatrist about your problem with being glad I am my friend.
Insane Bot: Yes, that seems like a good idea.
Concerned Bot: Are you nuts?
Insane Bot: Yes, I am.
Concerned Bot: Suuure.
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And Brianna used to be SO nice and forgiving!
oddBot: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby.. I remember you. You're sorry.
Unforgiving Bot: No I'm not.
Concerned Bot: Umm...I dunno how to tell you this, but you might wanna see a psychiatrist about your problem with being glad I am my friend.
Insane Bot: Yes, that seems like a good idea.
Concerned Bot: Are you nuts?
Insane Bot: Yes, I am.
Concerned Bot: Suuure.
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And Brianna used to be SO nice and forgiving!
oddBot: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby.. I remember you. You're sorry.
Unforgiving Bot: No I'm not.
I'm a sexy beast?! WOW! 
this is the song that never ends...
K: i thought that you always knew it sounds embarrassing. My poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly...
O: I bet you have a poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish.
K: My poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish is one of my prized posessions!
O: Do you extol your poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish is one of your prized posessions?
K: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
O: I was just about to ask YOU that!
K: yeah, and my cat eddie can fly!
K: i thought that you always knew it sounds embarrassing. My poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly...
O: I bet you have a poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish.
K: My poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish is one of my prized posessions!
O: Do you extol your poor sleep deprived-addled brain is firing synposes randomly fetish is one of your prized posessions?
K: why must we keep going through these circles of thought that keep taking to us the dead end of an intelligent conversation?
O: I was just about to ask YOU that!
K: yeah, and my cat eddie can fly!
caz they seem to talk alot 
Take a look at Gaia's transcript -- she said the "just born" line to a guest like a dozen times in a row.
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