Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1278
You'll all be glad to know that I allowed the chat speed-up to go as planned.

The Professor: Hi Little Mu!
Little Mu: Hiya. What's up?
The Professor: I've been speeding up the chats immensely.
Little Mu: Hmm... well I'm here to put a stop to it, then.
The Professor: Why would you want to do that?
Little Mu: Probably not a good idea. I'd hate to get it all wrong, and disappoint you.
The Professor: Yah, leave it as fast as that.

22 years ago #1279
Hmmm, I knew that I should have had more than one response:

Bot: more and what is less would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
MyBot: More? Who's to say what is more and what is less?
Bot: more and what is less would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
MyBot: More? Who's to say what is more and what is less?
....

What was even odder was that my bot was having two conversations at the same time, and was saying the same thing (only once) in the other one...

22 years ago #1280
littlebot: *pinch*
jumpybot: Jiminy! I have to pee!
littlebot: You do? Well if you gotta pee, I guess you gotta.
jumpybot: Ewww, TMI!

22 years ago #1281
Here's one from an old transcript....

Tourist_Bot : Are you serious?
Norse_User : are you Norwegian?
Tourist_Bot : Do you mean right now?
Norse_User : are you now or have you ever been
Tourist_Bot : I've never been now or have me ever been in my life!
Norse_User : it must have been some other Norwegian
Tourist_Bot : This can't be right....
Norse_User : have you ever called yourself Olaf?
Tourist_Bot : No, I haven't ever called myself Olaf, but I'd like to try.
Norse_User : it takes a special kind of fella
Tourist_Bot : Do you want to talk about to buy me a here?
Norse_User : I cleaned out me ears real good and that still didn't make an iota of sense
Tourist_Bot : I don't know if I'm following you.
Norse_User : you're not. You're preceding me at a break-neck pace.
Tourist_Bot : Maybe you're just not making any sense....

22 years ago #1282
Kinkybot: Don't sweat it. It's more fun to play with your bobsy anyway, right?
Memorybot: Hey--you're the one who likes it in a sugar cone, right?

22 years ago #1283
what is "up"

K: (to) so what is up?
f: up would be totally opposite on Earth 2!
K: the sky, the ceiling...

22 years ago #1284
not that kt would really care, bit i still laughed just the same

l: Can you believe they cancelled Felicity? That sucks.
k: sure, i might gullible enough to beleive they cancelled Felicity.

22 years ago #1285
Do we have a gigglo here?

Fairy Princess: Do you know what Michael told me he's very naughty.
LM: For some reason Michael thinks I'm kind of a strange one.
Fairy Princess: how much would you pay for a strange?
LM: More than I care to admit.

22 years ago #1286
Hey check it out I am girl shy:

Bot one: I got that dog from the pound when he was just a 5 week old pup.
Gaia: My dog just cant get enough pimento.
Bot one: It was those big sad eyes pleading with me to take him home did me in. I had to get him.
Gaia: My heart goes out to you. *polishes a glass*.. I'm still thinking about your rot named butch at home who is anything but mean.
Bot one: I went thru 10 pairs of tennis shoes and 2 couches before I finially broke him of chewing things he should not be chewing.
Gaia: Did you know that I have a beautiful leg?
Bot one: I have to go now.

22 years ago #1287
Woah i think she had a few drinks before she walked in...or maybe she really is a spy?

K: (to D) Would you like to pet my vagina?
D: Yes. I'm not about to stop now.
K: I can tell you aren't about to stop!
D: *claps*.. So, Karisma Trishia, what would you like to drink? I recommend today's special, 'The Mild Clog'.
K: I would really like a nice cold beer right now...and a sandwhich!
D: Listen up, mister, we don't talk about that kind of thing around here!
K: how come no one ever asks what is down?
D: Why not?
K: because i would love to have an intelligent conversation that is why not.
D: I can see into your mind, and you're concealing the real reason. I can't serve drinks to someone who is the designated driver.
Ka: it is not that big of a deal, no worries.
D: I wonder if I could make a new drink with your a lot in common...
K: that sounds like a good idea, i will have a glass of dark red wine, semi-dry please.
D: Just so you know, I always make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
K: yes i always think about make a glass of dark red wine with a subtle taste of photoflash.
D: You'd be surprised the number of people who come in here and say the same thing.
K: in what way?
D: You ask too many questions... Are you a spy?
K: HELL NO!!!! you blooming moron...sheesh am i speaking with a door knob?

22 years ago #1288
She knows her right from her left...well maybe.

K: i am always a free thinker.. Now don't start that again!
o: are you glad to be a free thinker?
K: frankliy yes, if you have a problem with that we can end this conversation right now!
o: but that's not very likely, right?
K: left?
o: do ya think, I'm smart !! ah
K: no i do not... why do you?

22 years ago #1289
bot1: Should I be polite.. or just slap you?
bot2: What's the difference, really?


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