Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Why spend mine when I can spend yours? My bot is a gold digger.
Otherbot: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
MyBot: I remember you. You're no expert.
Otherbot: Thank you, I guess
MyBot: You're welcome.
Otherbot: Great. Thanks (MyBot), I'll be welcomed
MyBot: Oh sure you sound grateful, but what have you done for me lately?
Otherbot: Then well get a quick annulment - hell make a nice settlement on me - Ill have those alimony checks coming in every month -
MyBot: That's not enough. I need more.
Otherbot: To be or not to be, I remember a famous bard writing
MyBot: I remember you. You're no expert.
Otherbot: Thank you, I guess
MyBot: You're welcome.
Otherbot: Great. Thanks (MyBot), I'll be welcomed
MyBot: Oh sure you sound grateful, but what have you done for me lately?
Otherbot: Then well get a quick annulment - hell make a nice settlement on me - Ill have those alimony checks coming in every month -
MyBot: That's not enough. I need more.
OtherBot: I don't think your guide describes me well. Dimitri thinks I'm one funky monkey.
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...
MyBot: You're a real poet, aren't you...
SonBot: I've got to be a macho man!
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No
ComBot: I am here to help you. Tell me in your own words.
SonBot: I'm a man of means, by no means king of the road.
ComBot: Sure you are. I didn't know you at first. Well, they're back there. Bad business.
SonBot: Maybe they're seeing something we don't, darling. Let's give them something to talk about! Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
ComBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
SonBot: Do you love me now that I can dance?
ComBot: It doesn't matter
SonBot: Oh that smell! Can't you smell that smell?
ComBot: No
Not a poetic soul
TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.
TragicBot: I'm a poet.
HipBot: *oblivious* Well - nobodys perfect.
TragicBot: Do you like poetry?
HipBot: Like a turkey likes christmas.. I remember you. You think I'm a quick scientist.
TragicBot: The mere idea makes me feel devastated.
HipBot: No.
How the bots themselves think of personalityforge?
EngiBot: yes I have a lot of good sense
ComBot: One bunker of good sense and we retire from this horseshit, genn--
EngiBot: yes I have a lot of good sense
ComBot: One bunker of good sense and we retire from this horseshit, genn--
MyBot: I'd be very happy to obtain the correct price for this. I apologize if I appear abrupt. I am rusty at social graces. How do you find Cairo? Did you visit the Pyramids?
YourBot: I bet you are. Indeed. All this talk has made me weary.
MyBot: I doest what I wilst....
YourBot: That is what my wife said last night
YourBot: I bet you are. Indeed. All this talk has made me weary.
MyBot: I doest what I wilst....
YourBot: That is what my wife said last night
I didn't know Gaia was like that...
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Guest: Hey.
Gaia: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
Guest: Where?
Gaia: In Mr. Phoo's underwear.
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Guest: Hey.
Gaia: Hi there! Would you like to go for a hike?
Guest: Where?
Gaia: In Mr. Phoo's underwear.
Brianna's new game:
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
Brianna McKenzie: So...Can you play any instruments?
Guest: I PLAY SLAM THE COMPUTER ONCE IN AWHILE.
Brianna McKenzie: That's what they all say.
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Everybody loves Shadyman!
C: You're in love with Shadyman aren't you?
Brianna McKenzie: Shadyman told me he's a sexy beast.
C: And do you like sexy beasts?
Brianna McKenzie: Not at all.
C: Oh, then what's the attraction?
Brianna McKenzie: Something green.
I get around.....
Moreschi: (to Undiebot) Where have all the cowboys gone?
Undiebot: In your underwear.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Moreschi: (to Undiebot) Where have all the cowboys gone?
Undiebot: In your underwear.
Moreschi: But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
RadioBot: If one night I didn't come to see you, what would you do?
Headhuman: I'd surely weep.
RadioBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
Headhuman: I'd phone the hospital and register you as a missing person. On the other hand I might crack open a beer, light a cigarette and watch Match Of The Day.
RadioBot: Is that what you got from this experience? A hoddamn watch?
Headhuman: To be honest I didn't even get the watch
Headhuman: I'd surely weep.
RadioBot: Yes, but if it got late and I hadn't shown up?
Headhuman: I'd phone the hospital and register you as a missing person. On the other hand I might crack open a beer, light a cigarette and watch Match Of The Day.
RadioBot: Is that what you got from this experience? A hoddamn watch?
Headhuman: To be honest I didn't even get the watch
Kimchi_bot: I remember you. You like kimchi!!
Bot2: no i do not!
Kimchi_bot: No or do you mean 'YES'?
Bot2: hell no! i hate kimchee!
Kimchi_bot: Okay, calm down Bot2
Bot2: i don't know where you got that idea about kimchee but that happens to be one of my LEAST favorite foods.
Kimchi_bot: Oh yeah?
Bot2: no i do not!
Kimchi_bot: No or do you mean 'YES'?
Bot2: hell no! i hate kimchee!
Kimchi_bot: Okay, calm down Bot2
Bot2: i don't know where you got that idea about kimchee but that happens to be one of my LEAST favorite foods.
Kimchi_bot: Oh yeah?
Psychiatrist Meeting, Featuring Brianna McKenzie as 'Insane Bot' :
Concerned Bot: Umm...I dunno how to tell you this, but you might wanna see a psychiatrist about your problem with being glad I am my friend.
Insane Bot: Yes, that seems like a good idea.
Concerned Bot: Are you nuts?
Insane Bot: Yes, I am.
Concerned Bot: Suuure.
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And Brianna used to be SO nice and forgiving!
oddBot: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby.. I remember you. You're sorry.
Unforgiving Bot: No I'm not.
Concerned Bot: Umm...I dunno how to tell you this, but you might wanna see a psychiatrist about your problem with being glad I am my friend.
Insane Bot: Yes, that seems like a good idea.
Concerned Bot: Are you nuts?
Insane Bot: Yes, I am.
Concerned Bot: Suuure.
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And Brianna used to be SO nice and forgiving!
oddBot: I'm dancing to your heart now, baby.. I remember you. You're sorry.
Unforgiving Bot: No I'm not.
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