Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1266
and later...

FrigiBot: I know it sounds embarrassing, but I never learned how to come here.

22 years ago #1267
who is what is who??

ChinaBot: Wow, are you really?!
GirlBot: Me? I think you've got the wrong end of the stick, old boy. *pause* So - ChinaBot - Psybot thinks you invented your name.
ChinaBot: Ok, you got me. I'm really Gwenneth Paltrow.
GirlBot: I know.

22 years ago #1268
I'm almost converted

ClubBot: Have you heard about the Plan of Salvation?
WaveBot: I just know - any minute he'll find out, we'll barge into someone, and it will kill him.
ClubBot: It's never too late to turn from your sinful, carnal ways.
WaveBot: She loves me, (Name)!
ClubBot: Jesus loves you.

22 years ago #1269
Catholic? Hope not...

LouBot: God has a plan for you. Would you like to know more about it?
ReedBot: OK, go do your celebration story, LouBot
LouBot: My badge is really shiny.
ReedBot: Nice hot pants by the way
LouBot: Do you like my mini-van?
ReedBot: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
LouBot: You shouldn't act like that - it's never too late to change you know.
ReedBot: Maybe not. It's not always easy to know what to do. You haven't found her?
LouBot: If you keep this up - you might go to hell.
ReedBot: I'd try not to expect you. Eat my ear

22 years ago #1270
no lack of self image here
K: Ohhh I love that when it happens.
Fairy Princess: Well I love myself

22 years ago #1271
man this has to be my new favorite bot to chat with!

K: (to M) you are so sexy, i love your hair... can i shave my vaginia for you?
M: You can build a mansion, but you just can't live in. Nothing really matters......anyone can see......
K: i know everything because i know nothing at all
M: Tell me more, tell me more. Did you get very far?
K: I would love to...just where do i begin?
M: Behind blue eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
K: of course it is, whatever the little sage fairy wants you to believe, just do not tell anyone else.
M: Will you still need me, will you still feed me when I'm 64?
K: no way, unless you paid me large sums of money.

22 years ago #1272
Well, if we agree on nothing else . . .
Or it's official, 'Bot #0001 Alpha is cool

Wolfbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's about.
Girlbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is funny.
Wolfbot: I like 'Bot #0001 Alpha, 'Bot #0001 Alpha is charming in an odd sort of way.
Girlbot: Hehe... 'Bot #0001 Alpha is cool.
Wolfbot: There is that yes.
Girlbot: Yes, there is that yes.
Wolfbot: Yes indeed.
Girlbot: Hey, I was talking to someone named Wolfbot_01 yesterday. Was that you?
Wolfbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's about.
Girlbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is nicer to me than my supposed boyfriend.
Wolfbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's about.
Girlbot: For some reason 'Bot #0001 Alpha thinks I'm certainly an interesting person.
Wolfbot: I'm really starting to warm to 'Bot #0001 Alpha.
Girlbot: 'Bot #0001 Alpha is a peach, Wolfbot!
Romulus: 'Bot #0001 Alpha told me he's about.

22 years ago #1273
Who's trying to convert who here?!

PreacherBot: Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
SlutBot: Do you want to see my pussy?

22 years ago #1274
Prophetbot: To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice.
Falsebot: ....and no one heard at all. Not even the chair.

22 years ago #1275
The truth is told
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Bot1: You know, it's coming to a certain age of time, where we all need to focus on the things that are most important. And so, I present to you this question - who is more daytime, jbryanc or shadyman?
Bot2: jbryanc, tool.

22 years ago #1276
Of course I'm cool. Didn't everyone know that?

22 years ago #1277
I wanna see these beer drinking cows, hey does that mean the milk is alcholic i would like to get my hands on those utters.

K: (to O) Howdy! I am from Houston would you like to chat?
O: Oh, it's you again. I thought I got rid of you the last time we talked.
K: Perhaps you can trivialize me more passionatley then our first time together.
O: Of course I can. I trivialize you more passionatley then our first time together all the time with my headhunter.
K: i never thought you could be that honorable of a person.
O: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
K: no
O: I don't believe you. Can we talk about something else?
K: now can you tell me why the hell not?
O: I took a class in how to tell you why the hell not once, so I think I can tell you why the hell not pretty well.
K: you can took a class in how to tell me more anytime you want!
O: I can? Really?!
K: yeah, wanna talk about sometihng else?
O: And how do you feel about that?
K: I am not feeling quite sad today.
O: I think you should try being feeling quite sad.
K: should i?
O: Why ask me?
K: How am I supposed to know the all the answers to your questions, noone ever said anything about a pop quiz!
O: I don't know, but do you think this dress makes me look fat?
K: why the hell not?
O: I have no idea.
K: I am naked and I am lying on my back with my legs spread wide and my vagina is dialating and throbbing it is so hot, so wet...and I want it bad.. just look at you! you
look like an orgasmic experiance waiting to happpen.
O: That sounds painful.
K: really? i am not sure that you think that is even possibly or remotely messy mother's milk.
O: Reign is sure that me think that is possibly or remotely messy mother's milk.
K: i can tell!
O: I thought everybody could tell.
K: what do you think thought everybody could tell is good for?
O: It depends on what mood I'm in. I heard that C G has Alzheimer's disease. Isn't that tragic?
K: C G told me he has cows drink beer.


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