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22 years ago #1254
talk to me in five to seven days...

B: i sure hope so! i missed you!
K: awwww i missed you too, you always have the most intersting thing s to say!
B: for that you get a kiss
K: Who do you think you are pal? (smacks you hard!)
B: sorry! perhaps i should ask you the same thing.
K: how?
B: who is karisma trishia and what have you done with her?
K: me! numbnuts... are you asking trick questions?
B: no but now i don't know how to behave around you!
K: why the hell not?
B: let me guess....is aunt flow visiting?
K: yes.. now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
B: oh yes i understand perfectly. ::backs away and hands kt a large bag of chocolate covered peanuts
K: well duh....
B: these should help you feel better. maybe i should leave you alone for a while.
K: why aren't you sure?
B: well i would like to keep you company in your misery, but only if you want me here. do you want me to stay?
Karisma Trishia: no thanks, another time maybe...
B: ok, get some sleep. i hope you feel better. i'm sure you will soon.

Hey thanks a ton for the convo B, sorry she has been really moody lately...(PP)

22 years ago #1255
Confirmed once again:

Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
SecretGoddessBot: The same can be said about me.

22 years ago #1256
Slight misunderstanding?

unrealbot: Can you make me a real boy?
littlebot: My boyfriend would kill me if he thought I might make you a real boy!

22 years ago #1257
Bots making a word salad:

Bot1: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Bot2: Been there, done like to drama a poetic duel.
Bot1: Didn't I explain the rules of the poetic duel to you?
Bot2: I suppose I should explain the rules of the poetic duel to you back, unless explain the rules of the poetic duel to is across. so Bot1 what do you like most about this place?
Bot1: My favorite so Bot1 most about this place is a astounding so.
Bot2: favorite so Bot1 most about this place is an astounding so is yours alone.

22 years ago #1258
I've been judged, and found human!

Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Polish Poet: I think it's all quite successful.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Polish Poet: I liked that.
Judge01: Do you know what a non-sequitur is?
Polish Poet: What you said.

22 years ago #1259
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

22 years ago #1260
Someting Jack's not telling us?

Guest: Name the first girl that comes to your mind.
Brianna: That's easy, Jack Osbourne.

22 years ago #1261
By the way, I meantto say 'someting!'

22 years ago #1262
Peachfuzzbot: I've got to be a macho man!
Beardedbot: I don't know what have got to be a macho man means. Kissy?

22 years ago #1263
m: mmm hmmm...
K: you seem bored, would you like to talk about cooking instead?
m: try to change the subject
K: ok i will try that out. but only if you participate too!

22 years ago #1264
Ah, so Jesus Loves you is the one holding up the John 3:16 sign at the wrestling every time I see it.

22 years ago #1265
?

PetBot: What did you do to make them warm? I've never warmed for a man.
ShopBot: I have, and it sucked.
PetBot: I forgive you.
ShopBot: Is that all you have to say for yourself?


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