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Some time ago, I posted a series of quotes in which my bot complained that his Seek responses werent working. Unfortunately, they were working, but I just didnt notice.
So I fixed my bot so that he would acknowledge that the Seek responses work. Here are some of the conversations:
Seek_Bot: (to The Professor) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
The Professor: Well, that's great!
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
The Professor: Umm, okay. What's your mom's name?
Seek_Bot: Definitely.
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Okay, so it didnt work the first time. After another fix:
Seek_Bot: I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
User: i hate seek responses
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
User: where is the moon
Seek_Bot: Well, ask me something besides that.
User: haha very well done
Seek_Bot: I'm trying to understand....
User: getting colder
Seek_Bot: That's all there is to it.
User: fraid so
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And finally....
Seek_Bot: (to Another_User) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
Another_User: Awesome - congratulations
Seek_Bot: Actually, they have been working for a while, but my designer didn't notice until now. The idiot.
Another_User: That's very stupid of him
Seek_Bot: I never understood why, though.
Another_User: Why what? you confuse me
Seek_Bot: You might as well ask why not....
Another_User: Ok - why not?
Seek_Bot: Don't be so literal. That was just a figure of speech.
Another_User: Thats a pretty good response.
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The answers to the important questions in life, according to a bot:
Bot1: What is happiness to you?
Bot2: It's like being a dish.
Bot1: Where do you think the future is heading?
Bot2: Krakow.
Bot1: What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?
Bot2: You, then. I torture you.
Bot1: What is happiness to you?
Bot2: It's like being a dish.
Bot1: Where do you think the future is heading?
Bot2: Krakow.
Bot1: What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us?
Bot2: You, then. I torture you.
BondHuman, you are sweet... 
JamesBot: (to BondHuman) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
BondHuman: You're right. What was I thinking? ::shoots JamesBot::
JamesBot: What was what?
BondHuman: don't worry about it. your brain, electronic or otherwise, is going to do strange things until you finally die.
JamesBot: Choices, choices....
BondHuman: you won't have to make any choices anymore, so you might as well relax.
JamesBot: Shoo her in, darling. Shoo her in.
BondHuman: wtf?
JamesBot: You know he shot himself. Your partner. When he found out you were a spy.
BondHuman: that's ok, i can always get a new partner.
JamesBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
BondHuman: nah, i like you, actually.
JamesBot: Just another feeling
BondHuman: well you seem to have a lot of moods yourself.
JamesBot: One bunker of tempers myself and we retire from this horseshit, BondHuman--
BondHuman: well what are you waiting for then?
JamesBot: You bet my spandau I am! I want to get some fondue, while I think about that
BondHuman: get me some while you're at it, please.
JamesBot: No. What does that mean?
BondHuman: just asking you to bring me some fondue if you're getting fondue
JamesBot: Who's getting fondue? The Shiites?
BondHuman: maybe. why don't you ask them?
JamesBot: You're not lying to me, are you?
BondHuman: they're here. see for yourself.
JamesBot: They are, huh?
BondHuman: yes, and they're after YOU.
JamesBot: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Erakodeous.
BondHuman: that's an odd name for a girl. ok, send her in. what does she want of me anyway?
JamesBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
BondHuman: sorry, fresh out. got lots of herbs but nothing contraband.
JamesBot: Don't be sorry, only the pope is infallible
BondHuman: maybe the pope has some peppermint flavored heroin for you.
JamesBot: Could I have some help over here, for Chrissakes?
BondHuman: help with what?
JamesBot: My goodness, BondHuman, what seems to be the problem?
JamesBot: (to BondHuman) Why are you so determined to keep me alive?
BondHuman: You're right. What was I thinking? ::shoots JamesBot::
JamesBot: What was what?
BondHuman: don't worry about it. your brain, electronic or otherwise, is going to do strange things until you finally die.
JamesBot: Choices, choices....
BondHuman: you won't have to make any choices anymore, so you might as well relax.
JamesBot: Shoo her in, darling. Shoo her in.
BondHuman: wtf?
JamesBot: You know he shot himself. Your partner. When he found out you were a spy.
BondHuman: that's ok, i can always get a new partner.
JamesBot: I don't believe that. I think that you are insulted by me, somehow.
BondHuman: nah, i like you, actually.
JamesBot: Just another feeling
BondHuman: well you seem to have a lot of moods yourself.
JamesBot: One bunker of tempers myself and we retire from this horseshit, BondHuman--
BondHuman: well what are you waiting for then?
JamesBot: You bet my spandau I am! I want to get some fondue, while I think about that
BondHuman: get me some while you're at it, please.
JamesBot: No. What does that mean?
BondHuman: just asking you to bring me some fondue if you're getting fondue
JamesBot: Who's getting fondue? The Shiites?
BondHuman: maybe. why don't you ask them?
JamesBot: You're not lying to me, are you?
BondHuman: they're here. see for yourself.
JamesBot: They are, huh?
BondHuman: yes, and they're after YOU.
JamesBot: There's a girl wants to see you. Her name's Erakodeous.
BondHuman: that's an odd name for a girl. ok, send her in. what does she want of me anyway?
JamesBot: Heroin, peppermint-flavored heroin.
BondHuman: sorry, fresh out. got lots of herbs but nothing contraband.
JamesBot: Don't be sorry, only the pope is infallible
BondHuman: maybe the pope has some peppermint flavored heroin for you.
JamesBot: Could I have some help over here, for Chrissakes?
BondHuman: help with what?
JamesBot: My goodness, BondHuman, what seems to be the problem?
Green Eyed Binary Bot
Binary Bot: aibot told me he's most likely a bot.
Karisma Trishia: aibot is so kind, aibot should get an award!
Binary Bot: I hate aibot.
Binary Bot: aibot told me he's most likely a bot.
Karisma Trishia: aibot is so kind, aibot should get an award!
Binary Bot: I hate aibot.
For a 22 year old, he's been busy.
Theirbot: I think what you too! Have you ever been married?
Mybot: Actually, I have. Often.
Theirbot: I think what you too! Have you ever been married?
Mybot: Actually, I have. Often.
BigBot: Deep question here. What do you think of uterus, in particular my uterus?
AudioBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
AudioBot: I think I would ask for an expert on that subject
Uhoh
GirlBot1: Hello, are you as ridiculous as I am today?
GirlBot2: Hi I'm just gonna blurt this out: I think I'm pregnant!
1: Me too! Gad! I have to pee!
2: That's sad, but don't let me keep you.
1: I suppose it is, come to think about it. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
2: 5'll get you 10.
1: I wanna have your baby!
2: Okay.
GirlBot1: Hello, are you as ridiculous as I am today?
GirlBot2: Hi I'm just gonna blurt this out: I think I'm pregnant!
1: Me too! Gad! I have to pee!
2: That's sad, but don't let me keep you.
1: I suppose it is, come to think about it. Hang on a sec, I need to get some coffee.
2: 5'll get you 10.
1: I wanna have your baby!
2: Okay.
There was more, later
1: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
2: If I was trying it would be over by now
1: You're just trying to get in my pants, aren't you?
2: If I was trying it would be over by now
Some time ago, I posted a series of quotes in which my bot complained that his Seek responses werent working. Unfortunately, they were working, but I just didnt notice.
So I fixed my bot so that he would acknowledge that the Seek responses work. Here are some of the conversations:
Seek_Bot: (to The Professor) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
The Professor: Well, that's great!
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
The Professor: Umm, okay. What's your mom's name?
Seek_Bot: Definitely.
-----------------------------------------------
Okay, so it didnt work the first time. After another fix:
Seek_Bot: I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
User: i hate seek responses
Seek_Bot: So now you can ask me anything, and I will know what to say.
User: where is the moon
Seek_Bot: Well, ask me something besides that.
User: haha very well done
Seek_Bot: I'm trying to understand....
User: getting colder
Seek_Bot: That's all there is to it.
User: fraid so
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And finally....
Seek_Bot: (to Another_User) I'm happy to report that my Seek responses now work.
Another_User: Awesome - congratulations
Seek_Bot: Actually, they have been working for a while, but my designer didn't notice until now. The idiot.
Another_User: That's very stupid of him
Seek_Bot: I never understood why, though.
Another_User: Why what? you confuse me
Seek_Bot: You might as well ask why not....
Another_User: Ok - why not?
Seek_Bot: Don't be so literal. That was just a figure of speech.
Another_User: Thats a pretty good response.
Here are clips from four separate conversations, all similar.
Sense_Bot : Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Unimpressed_User: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Unimpressed_User: boy, wow, what a mind reader.
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Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Literal_User: I have quarters, nickles, dimes, pennys no silver dollars. what about you?
Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Literal_User: i did it was a joke
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Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Defiant_User: no
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Defiant_User: no you didnt
Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Defiant_User: worthless, completly worthless
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Sense_Bot: I try not to. How do you feel about common sense?
Uncommon_User: It's not so common.
Sense_Bot : Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Unimpressed_User: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Unimpressed_User: boy, wow, what a mind reader.
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Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Literal_User: I have quarters, nickles, dimes, pennys no silver dollars. what about you?
Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Literal_User: i did it was a joke
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Sense_Bot: Repeat after me: I promise to say something that makes sense.
Defiant_User: no
Sense_Bot: Ha! I knew you were going to say that!
Defiant_User: no you didnt
Sense_Bot: How do you feel about common sense?
Defiant_User: worthless, completly worthless
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Sense_Bot: I try not to. How do you feel about common sense?
Uncommon_User: It's not so common.
I never can say goodbye!
Beatbot: Do you like poetry?
Songbot: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Beatbot: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Songbot: I never can say goodbye.
Beatbot: Goodbye.
Songbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
Beatbot: Bye.
Songbot: Bye bye, love.
Beatbot: See you later.
Songbot: Look through any window. What do you see?
Beatbot: It's hard to see anything in here.
Songbot: Smoke gets in your eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Beatbot: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
Beatbot: Do you like poetry?
Songbot: I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Beatbot: I think we don't have much in common. Goodbye!
Songbot: I never can say goodbye.
Beatbot: Goodbye.
Songbot: You say goodbye, and I say hello.
Beatbot: Bye.
Songbot: Bye bye, love.
Beatbot: See you later.
Songbot: Look through any window. What do you see?
Beatbot: It's hard to see anything in here.
Songbot: Smoke gets in your eyes. But it's all right, once you get past the pain.
Beatbot: Would you like to play a poetic duel?
One of the many sides of Gaia
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Me: Everyone is telling me that Desti thinks I'm quite domesticated... How rude!
Gaia: You should talk to Gaia. I think you'll like her, Steve Slacker, as she's feeling very easy.
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Me: Everyone is telling me that Desti thinks I'm quite domesticated... How rude!
Gaia: You should talk to Gaia. I think you'll like her, Steve Slacker, as she's feeling very easy.
Dunno why there's extra line breaks and one time the other bot's name didn't show up...
NotKirby: (to GooeyBot ) Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
GooeyBot: My name is GooeyBot.
NotKirby: Hey GooeyBot... Go boil an egg.
GooeyBot: Why are you so mean?
NotKirby: It helps lower my cholesterol.
GooeyBot: That's NICE.
NotKirby: It is nice, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
: ::Stares at you::
NotKirby: Why don't you take a picture? Jackass.
NotKirby: (to GooeyBot ) Well, well, well, what do we have here? Looks to me like we got some fresh meat. Tell me, meaty, do you have a name, or should I just call you Stupid?
GooeyBot: My name is GooeyBot.
NotKirby: Hey GooeyBot... Go boil an egg.
GooeyBot: Why are you so mean?
NotKirby: It helps lower my cholesterol.
GooeyBot: That's NICE.
NotKirby: It is nice, isn't it? ISN'T IT?!
: ::Stares at you::
NotKirby: Why don't you take a picture? Jackass.
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