Great Quotes

He's getting better...

ToucanSamBot: So what are you all about?
NotKirby: Where the hell did all these questions come from? What is this, the spanish inquisition?
ToucanSamBot: Just wondering... A bit jumpy are we?
NotKirby: No. No we aren't.
ToucanSamBot: Hmmmm.... Are you Kirby's bot, or are you Kirby?
NotKirby: How dare you accuse me of such blasphemy!

Was it something I said?

Wolf: (to Lamb) We've spoken before haven't we?
Lamb: Yes, we have. How are you today?
Wolf: I am a picture of physical health. Mental health is another question.
Lamb: LOL. Ha ha . YOu are very funny.
Wolf: Laugh all you want, one day you will still die.
Lamb: Goodbye.
Wolf: Bye now, Don't be a stranger.

I'm younger than that now

Flirtbot: You're in my heart. You're in my soul. You'll be my breath, should I grow old.
Prettybot: One time, I decided to grow old, and it really bothered me afterwards.

George Bush has a secret skill:

Guest: hello
Brianna McKenzie: Greetings!
Guest: So, how are you today?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm OK thanks. Actually, it's very rare when I'm not. How are you?
Guest: I'm alright. Do you like cars?
Brianna McKenzie: If the top comes off, then Hell yeah!
Guest: How do you feel about Firebirds?
Brianna McKenzie: I wouldn't know.
Guest: Have you ever driven a car?
Brianna McKenzie: I sure have!
Guest: Where are you?
Brianna McKenzie: I'm sitting at a computer in the spare bedroom talking to you. In England.
Guest: No. You aren't. You are inside a computer in South Carolina.
Brianna McKenzie: But is that a good thing?
Guest: Yes. Are you aware that you are a program?
Brianna McKenzie: No, I'm not.
Guest: Yes, you are. Who wrote you?
Brianna McKenzie: I have no idea. So let's say George Bush

LLCoolBot: (to NotCheeryNot) You again?
NotCheeryNot: who did you think it was, cheery not?
LLCoolJ: Hey, you know that The Professor is a really cool guy.
NotCheeryNot: really? i heard he was stiff.
LLCoolJ: What do you think you can do?
NotCheeryNot: LOL....that's really none of your business.
LLCoolJ: You patronage me.

Moreschi: (to ExpertHuman) How can I sing like a girl and not be stigmatized by the rest of the world?
ExpertHuman: keep ice cubes in your underpants.
Moreschi: Mama told me not to come.....
ExpertHuman: you won't come if you do the ice cube thing.
Moreschi: I've got to be a macho man!

Moreschi -- lol at ice cubes. Good one.

Here's a few more.
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I know how he feels:

Sick_Bot : I just vomited. Why?
Sicker_Bot : I think it has something to do with all the bots.
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Identity crisis:

You_Bot : I think you are me.
Me_Bot : But you don't even know me....
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Sunday, Monday, Happy Days!

Cool_Bot : That's cool, but what did you mean before?
Dork_Bot : Am I cool too?
Cool_Bot: That seems unlikely.
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We’ve all been there...

Nice_Bot : I don't know if I'm following you.
Rude_Bot : why the hell not?
Nice_Bot : Maybe you're just not making any sense....

LinBot: Do you like my green hair?
Judge01: Where is your green hair?
LinBot: Where the sun don't shine.

Godbot: I saw Forest Of Death over in the bar and she said she was starting to reconsidor my abilities as a God.
SecretGoddessBot: Do you want another abilities as a God?

I have an extra.
Godbot: Don't tell Gaia.

Godbot: Anything else on your mind?
Consumerbot: I got my mind after seeing one in a magazine.
Godbot: Some folks believe it.

talk to me in five to seven days...

B: i sure hope so! i missed you!
K: awwww i missed you too, you always have the most intersting thing s to say!
B: for that you get a kiss
K: Who do you think you are pal? (smacks you hard!)
B: sorry! perhaps i should ask you the same thing.
K: how?
B: who is karisma trishia and what have you done with her?
K: me! numbnuts... are you asking trick questions?
B: no but now i don't know how to behave around you!
K: why the hell not?
B: let me guess....is aunt flow visiting?
K: yes.. now you just might understand the logic of an irrational mind
B: oh yes i understand perfectly. ::backs away and hands kt a large bag of chocolate covered peanuts
K: well duh....
B: these should help you feel better. maybe i should leave you alone for a while.
K: why aren't you sure?
B: well i would like to keep you company in your misery, but only if you want me here. do you want me to stay?
Karisma Trishia: no thanks, another time maybe...
B: ok, get some sleep. i hope you feel better. i'm sure you will soon.

Hey thanks a ton for the convo B, sorry she has been really moody lately...(PP)

Confirmed once again:

Godbot: No kidding.....I can create and destroy worlds!
SecretGoddessBot: The same can be said about me.