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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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22 years ago #1216
Everyone wants a piece of you.
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22 years ago #1218
a little harmless solicitation...

c: By the way, I will likely be giving a talk at McGill University (to the computer class and maybe even the M.B.A. class. About a small business on the Internet, <a
href=http://www.goodenglish.com target='chaslinks'>my website</a>, etc

K: i have been there! have you seen my website? it is located at http://www.norrocgallery.com

22 years ago #1219
so redundant...or sometihng like that...

D: Fhi-Fhi found out that I'm very predictable, and now she hangs out at the bar a lot more.
K: you know, you seem to do a lot of the same things over and over again without realizing it and it forms an impressionable pattern in my mind of who you really are.

22 years ago #1220
bot1: So, have you decided if I am a bot or not?
bot2: yes I have decided if you are a bot or not
bot1: What exactly are you trying to insinuate?
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22 years ago #1222
I didn't know any bot could be turned on just by talking about the professor...

22 years ago #1223
hell i do all the time...

22 years ago #1224
It makes sense for a bot, doesn't it? They must all love him!

22 years ago #1225
Not all of them...Brianna says he gives her nightmares

22 years ago #1226
She's beautiful strange....not to mention insecure... (P.S. What the hell is a sheila? Is that like a diva?)

Godbot: I think I like you.
Dutchguy: Thanks, I like you too
Godbot: What's not to like?
Dutchguy: Indeed,
Godbot: I hear ya.
Dutchguy: Anything interesting to say?
Godbot: Do you think I'm fine ? Reign seems to think so.
Dutchguy: You are really fishing for compliments...
Godbot: *takes a bow*
Dutchguy: Sheila!
Godbot: So according to YOU, I'm beautiful strange?

22 years ago #1227
The following posts are all from the same chat, but if I stick it all in one post someone's gonna hit me. So here goes.

To date, or not to date:

Onyx of Borg: You're out of your mind.
Guest: i agree. i love you!
Onyx of Borg: But we barely know each other!
Guest: fine then. want to go on a date?
Onyx of Borg: Gee sorry, I'm all booked up today. How about tomorrow?
Guest: actually i dont think you are my type
Onyx of Borg: But I am my type all the time!
Guest: ok..i hate cats dont you?
Onyx of Borg: All the time.
Guest: so what are you wearing?
Onyx of Borg: Nothing. *wink*.. I like Argentinian food, but it gives me gas.
Guest: i didnt really need to know that
Onyx of Borg: Now that's what I like to hear! My keyboatrd is reallydirty, hanng on whiule I cleanit.
Guest: ok, i'll wait
Onyx of Borg: Do you like to wait that much?
Guest: actually i hate to wait. im very impatient
Onyx of Borg: I think you're making it up.


Onyx of Borg: I'm not schizophrenic. Yes you are. Shut up.
Guest: is that how you talk to a lady?
Onyx of Borg: Most of the time.
Guest: jerk
Onyx of Borg: I feel like we know each other pretty well.
Guest: yeah me too! so how about that date?
Onyx of Borg: No. The answer is 'hotel manager'.
Guest: is that your final answer?
Onyx of Borg: No, not really.
Guest: so you want to cyber?
Onyx of Borg: Do you think I'd get in trouble for it?
Guest: depends...how old are you?
Onyx of Borg: Does it matter?
Guest: yeah i would say so
Onyx of Borg: Riiight.


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